YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO 24 WHEN....

...'Dammit!' is the only word you know.

...you make the Chloe!face in times of aggravation.

...you know what a Chloe!face is.

...you expect a major event to take place every hour in your life.

...you are always in a hurry and screaming 'we're running out of time!'

...you see a bit player in 24 on another show and go 'they were in 24!'

...you want to have children only so you can name them after someone on the show.

...you are always suspicious of your co-workers being the mole.

...you expect every woman you see with Kiefer Sutherland to suffer after they sleep with him.

...you can think of a thousand different ways to get someone to tell you what you want to know.

...you will never look at a wet towel the same way again.

...you are offended when people claim Obama was the first black president. Hello, PALMER!

...you expect a split screen to pop up when you are on the phone with someone.

...you get a little too excited when you hear a clock tick.

...you trust NO ONE.

...Chloe taught you everything you know about computers.

...you see a split screen done on any other film or tv project, you get annoyed.

...the number '24' is not just a number, it's a way of life for you.

...dramatic events happen in your life, you pretend there's a silent clock and weep.

...you remember the exact place you were in & time that you first saw mention of 24.

...you still mourn Edgar, and mimic Chloe's silent 'Edgar' when you think of him.

...you are STILL talking about the season 1 finale and its impact on you - 10 years later.

...you are always digging up dirt on people you know to use for blackmail. There's always something.

...you make 'must worship 24' a requirement on your list of potential dates.


Special thanks to PF & my mom who helped me come up with a couple of these!