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Wouldn’t it be awesome if I was president? I can imagine it:
The first law I would pass is that everyone would have to have beards.

~ Tomo ♥


"Always know that if you’re not happy with yourself, no one else can change that, no girl or guy, no amount of money; only yourself."

~ Shannon ♥


"The brain is like a hard drive, you only have so much space. So just be careful what you’re" filling it up with.

~ Jared ♥


We do what we do, because we want people to think “there’s no one else like these guys”, you know? We try to make our own mark on music.

~ Shannon ♥


Now we can sell tickets because people know that we’re good and they like the music. But in the past it was like, “Let’s go see Jared Leto’s band”.

~ Tomo ♥


The purpose of life is to live your dreams, you should never smother your wishes.

~ Jared ♥


I’ll have you know, I did something today. I painted a banana red. No, it’s not my fucking dick. It’s a banana. And it’s not a dildo, you disgusting people. I think it feels like one. Not that I would know. Not that you would either know, children. Maybe I’ll give it away later. It’s my shiny red banana. Does anyone want it? But remember, do not eat it!

~ Jared ♥



- Who is single and who is taken here?
Jared: I'm married with the Echelon. Shannon: I'm forever single. Tomo: I'm getting married!! Shannon: Yeah, Tomo is off the market.



Its nice to be surrounded by people who are just as strange as you are, thanks Echelon!

~ Tomo ♥



Do you guys know the scene where I fall infront of the building and land on the ground? Ok. So I actually shot that in Indianapolis. And in 2006 we played in Indianapolis and I found this building, and I was like "Oh my God, this place is beautiful". I love architecture and I love looking at it, and I said "This is incredible, I gotta shoot the kill here", but we weren’t able to do it. But there I was, five years later, and I walked by that same building and I said "Holy shit, this was the building I was in love with" so I said "This is perfect, I gotta shoot the scene I was missing, I gotta shoot that tonight" But of course we had one camera, it was me and Daniel. We set up the camera and got one of those gym mats and a big tall ladder. I decited to jump off that thing, obviously not as high as you saw, but I jumped off again and again and again.. i must’ve done it 50 times and at the final cut, guess how much I used? I used zero. I used the fucking shot of me already on the floor, I busted my ass for hours. We shot until the sun came down, it was freezing fucking cold, AND I got my shirt off.

~ Jared ♥


- Obligatory Mars-related question. Is there life on Mars?

Jared: Well, certainly there is life on Mars, but you have to consider what you mean by 'life'. In universal terms everything is life, from this table to the blood in your body, everything is as important as the next. So the answer is yes. Life in terms of science-fiction life? Probably not. But where you find ice, and rock and activity, there will be something happening, somewhere. On what level who knows.

Shann: If you have two hours he can blow your mind with the theory, I heard it the other night.




- Jared has been paired with basically every female star. Like Scarlet Johansson, Ashley Olsen, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan. Have you ever get to see them?

Tomo: Hey, what about me? I've been paired with Sally Johnson, Sara Peterson.

- And who are they?

Tomo: Exactly!



- Your house is on fire, you have 30 seconds to run back in, what do you go back in and grab?

Jared: Almond milk.

Tomo: Shampoo horn.

Interviewer: Shampoo horn?

Tomo: Don't ask.

Shannon: That's.. weird..

Jared: It's a combination between a shoe horn and shampoo leaves which only grow this season in Ecuador.

Tomo: Thank you.

Interviewer: Wow.

Shannon: I would say I'd have to grab my blender.

Tomo: He likes smoothies.



Never look back on something bad, yesterday is gone, today is now, tomorrow doesn’t exist.

~ Shannon ♥



If you’re not getting any motivation from anyone around you in life and feel alone, rely on yourself and your own ability.

~ Shannon ♥



I think we as a band have no regrets, we like where our music is going, its like one big love train to world domination.

~ Tomo ♥


Sometimes there are shows that change you, and sometimes there are shows blow your mind. Luckily we get a mix of both in each show.

~ Jared ♥


I think this band is like air because we live in it and breathe it every second of the day.

~ Shannon ♥



We try to give off a positive vibe in our music, yet sometimes songs of desperation still provide a sense of hope.

~ Shannon ♥



I think if this band went away, we’d have fuck all to do with ourselves, we put everything into this band.

~ Tomo ♥



The amount of time that would elapse between me losing my BlackBerry and totally freaking out would be five minutes, tops.

~ Jared ♥



You can’t be in your comfort zone to do something great. You have to be outside of it in order for that new creativity to come in.

~ Tomo ♥



I’ve learned to forgive but it’s almost impossible to forget.

~ Jared ♥



Don’t try to do something you heard. Try to create something you’ve never heard before. If you can do that you can do everything.

~ Tomo ♥



- Well, you're a goodlooking guy. As a straight man I can appreciate your bone structure.

Jared: You don't have to be straight to appreciate that.



My hair is long cause I wanna look evil and badass, like that guy from the Lord of the Rings…Gandalf?…
Except he’s awesome, not evil.

~ Tomo ♥



- What would you ask God if you had only one question?

Shannon: What he likes to wear when he sleeps at night.
Jared: I would probably ask "Explain,please".



Question: Any reality is an illusion. Any illusion is real. What does it mean?

Jared: That your question is like a fortune cookie.



What most people don’t know is that Jared is quite the touring chef. The bus food that this guy makes is pretty unreal.

~ Tomo ♥



Question: What’s the best way for you to connect with your fans?

Jared: Give me a call. It’s 555-777-21-22.