Absolutely Fabulous

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New York: Occupied – A Fan Fiction Mini-Story


Eddie and Patsy are in a hotel room in New York.

Eddie: I mean, how dare they spit at me, darling. These “Occupiers”: bored upper-middle-class students looking for a protest. They wouldn’t know a protest if it bit them in the ass, sweetie.

Patsy: You’re right, darling. You’re always right.

Eddie: I’m always right. I mean, what’s the protest? Mum and Dad had too much money so they gave it to some gnome who flushed it down his Ponzi scheme toilet? “Oh, let’s...

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The Early Days

Edwina Margaret Rose Monsoon was born in the early 50's to Mother and Daddy. They were a nice family, though Mother didn't take her rubber gloves off for the first twelve years, and according to Edwina made "Eraserhead" look like "Emmerdale Farm." Daddy was scared stiff of Edwina, and Mother could never keep her in line either.

At school Edwina's best friend was Patsy. Though Edwina and Patsy were fast friends, they were different in age. Patsy's mother evidently sent Patsy to school late. She said Patsy cramped her style and made her...

Choose from 6 celebs to take over from Gordon Brown and Become the next Prime Minister. You can also purchase a campaign T-shirt where £1 from each sale will be donated to the celebs chosen charity!

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GET YOUR HANDS ON COMEDY HISTORY AND BID FOR ORIGINAL AND ICONIC COSTUMES FROM AB FAB SERIES, INCLUDING PATSY STONE'S 'BOOBARELLA', VARIOUS EDDY OUTFITS, AND BUBBLE TOO!

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