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Fan fiction by mseely posted over a year ago
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New York: Occupied – A Fan Fiction Mini-Story

Eddie and Patsy are in a hotel room in New York.

Eddie: I mean, how dare they spit at me, darling. These “Occupiers”: bored upper-middle-class students looking for a protest. They wouldn’t know a protest if it bit them in the ass, sweetie.

Patsy: You’re right, darling. You’re always right.

Eddie: I’m always right. I mean, what’s the protest? Mum and Dad had too much money so they gave it to some gnome who flushed it down his Ponzi scheme toilet? “Oh, let’s protest. Oh, let’s make a speech in a public park and spit at passing celebrities wearing fur. Oh, look, she’s the “One Percent,” let’s spit on her.”

Patsy: New York gutter rats.

Eddie: Gutter rats!

Patsy: But I don’t think they thought you were a celebrity, darling.

Eddie: Didn’t they? I think they did.

Patsy: No, I don’t think so.

Eddie: Darling, I have been on tv a.m. That kind of aura follows you. To think of all that I’ve gone through to get where I am, just to be sniped at by some...
Guide by mseely posted over a year ago
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The Early Days

Edwina Margaret Rose Monsoon was born in the early 50's to Mother and Daddy. They were a nice family, though Mother didn't take her rubber gloves off for the first twelve years, and according to Edwina made "Eraserhead" look like "Emmerdale Farm." Daddy was scared stiff of Edwina, and Mother could never keep her in line either.

At school Edwina's best friend was Patsy. Though Edwina and Patsy were fast friends, they were different in age. Patsy's mother evidently sent Patsy to school late. She said Patsy cramped her style and made her feel old. She would have got rid of Patsy, but she mistook being pregnant for the menopause. It was having Edwina and Mother as a kind of surrogate family that made it OK for Patsy, and gave her somewhere to go.

The Fabulous Days

Edwina and Patsy reached their teenage years by the mid 60's, Patsy perhaps as early as the late 50's. They were greatly influenced by the decade, Edwina spending most of her teenage years sitting on a large beanbag, cigarette in one hand, jawstick in the other, with a large lit youth suctioned onto her face.