Adventure Time planet earth..
So this article is written by a 40k madman! It's about the "ditch" or "whole" on Adventure Times Earth caused by the mushroom bomb.. It is said that it was the humans folt.. yup. But not just any Humans. Infact it was probably an Imperial Inquisitor who gave the orders.. the orders for an exterminatus! What is an exterminatus? Lexicanum will explain..
(although you still wont understand nothing 'cause you're probably not all 40k)
Now the order was executed and the planet was bombed (probably 'cause of some heretic scum) Yet Finn survived! Weheyy!! But as the last human.. Now thanks to the toxins from the bombing "Magic" was released on Earth.. pretty cool..
This made all sorts of Objects come to life, like candy! Also Dogs were affected and Lizards were turned into dragons.. Though the Daemons remaned, they lost all sense of memory, responsibility and chaosness so they evolved into golems , giants and trolls.
The Imperium then lost track of the planet and it was forgotten (conviniently) so Finn could grow up and go on adventures. All life could quickly rebuild in relative peace..
You probably understood a load of gobbledigook but that's ok..
(I came to the idea looking at the two pictures.. Exterminatus -
Adventure Time planet earth..)
Exterminatus.. what can I say..