It rustled my jimmies seeing Finn as a real Paladin and Jake as himself fighting over Ice King and Oryx.
So this came (after some time of deep thinking of random thoughts).
_-_- Not Even Readable -_-_
Blasts of ice and colored magical ninja-stars scattered along the dirty wine cellar that the Paladin of Ooolean legend, Finn the Human and his trusty companion, Jake the Dog, dodged from.
Finn, drawing the Demon Sword that turned into a huge cleaver with no handle but magically bound into his hands with attached crimson-red wings, deflected Ice King's another attempt to freeze him.
'Hmph, another failed attempt.' The young man thought after freezing Oryx's Abomination, securing him another place to finish the Mad God.
He drew a black huge shield-like cookie with strange hieroglyphs and chanted:
"Ab ima tenet virtute praecipio tibi placet fac cupio: donec immortales!"
Dark auras surrounded Finn, allowing him to charge finally at the Mad God with Jake choking out Ice King, finishing the almost-short fight.
The world dissipated, and here was Finn and Jake, just sitting beside Fionna and Cake in the Tree Fort.
"How was the loot?" Fionna asked.
"It was just an Everything Burrito." Finn answered, a frown forming on his now handsome face.
"If Dad was here, he could have said:
'Son, I am disappoint.'" Jake whispered to Finn.
"Dad would be not disappointed, just proud." The boy answered.
R + R
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