Finn: Baby,
Jake: Ooo!
Finn: I know what you need,
Jake: What's that?
Finn: You want your little baby socks...
for your little baby feet.
Jake: Woooo.
Finn: Baby,
Jake: Yeah?
Finn: I know what you crave,
Jake: Oh yeah? What's that?
Finn: You want to poop your pants all day long,
well baby behave!

Baby... you lookin' so good,
You lookin' like you might-
want some baby food.
Jake: Keep it goin', man!
Finn: Baby, you lookin' so fine.
You lookin' like you might-
just start cryin'.

So Finn and Jake
set out to find a new home.
It's gonna be tough
for a kid and a dog on their own.

Here's a little house,
Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in.
Well, that's a bad idea dude
Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!

And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill!
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud'd be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.

A beehive, oh nooo-ooo-ooo!
Don't put your foot in there, guy!
Y'all tried that before,
And you know it didn't turn out right!

Big shell, go inside.
Look around, it seems alright.
Frog jumps out,
And barfs a tiger!
Throwin' down potions for food and fiiiiiire!

You know you should have stayed
And fought that sexy vampire lady.
Jake was feeling terrified,
He was super scared of her vampire bite.

Which is understandable
'Cause vampires are really powerful.
They're unreasonable
And burnt out on dealing with mortals.

Oh, Marceline,
Why are you so mean?

Marceline: I'm not mean,
I'm a thousand years old,
And I just lost track of my moral code.

Oh Marceline,
Can't you see these guys are in pain?

Marceline: No I can't,
I'm invested in this very cute video game.

So there go our boys,
walkin' on the icy ground.
Headin' towards their destiny,
I'm sure they'll figure something out

So they cleaned up the cave

and built a house inside the cave.

jake: Home isn't a place; let me give you a clue
Jake: Home is anywhere that people care about you
Finn: I don't wanna hear a lecture, dude. I just wanna go home.
Jake: But home is where your heart is, Finn
Jake: And where is your heart Finn?
Jake: Well it's right there inside you
Jake: While I'm sitting right here beside you
Jake: With your lucky stars to guide you from above.

Oh, key.
We're meant to be.
I want to have your baby.
Oh, key you're so good to me.

8 ounces,

8 glasses,

8 days a week.

Finn: I'm gonna build me a pie throwin' robot
That throws never ending PI-ES
On Jake's ugly FA-ACE
and he won't know what hit him
Cause the pies are
N-N-N-N-NEVER N-N-N-N-NEVER N-N-N-NEVER ENDING.
It's never ending pie throwing time!

Finn: Is this really my life?
Is this how my story ends?
Bein' in this body,
Seems like a battle that I cannot win.
Maybe I should lay my head down slow,
And sleep until it's all ovo',
Is this the end,
of the hero boy named Finn?

HECK NO! Darn it, no! This isn't no let go!
I'm gonna kill it!
I'm gonna kick life's butt,
and win it, to win it.
I'm gonna take life's name,

(Spits on floor)
and spit on it! And kick it!
Life can just go eat it,
cause' this is a man's game!
Finn: Get up, Gork!
Gork: Huh? Why?
Finn: I'm not gonna let you lie here,
and waste away,
you better get up, Gork or I'll kick you up,
today's the day!
Gork: Whoa. Okay man, just be cool.
Finn: And I'm not gonna be cool!
Cause I'm pipin' hot!
Get up, Trudy, (Trudy: Ow!) 'get up, Kim. (Kim: Okay, okay

You look so cute, sittin' in your boat,

I wanna suck out your eyeballs,

and rip out your throat.

I wanna suck out your eyeballs

and rip out your throat."

Who’s the greatest warrior ever?
A hero of renown? Who slayed an evil ocean?
Who cast the The Lich King down?
Billy!
And that time the evil Fire Count
Captured a damsel fair.
Who saved her with such brav'ry
That she offered him her hair?
Billy!
Also… he fought a bear! BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!