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BOY SEES GIRL,GIRL LEARNS ABOUT BOY, BOY AND GIRL FALL IN LOVE, BOY IS SWEET TO GIRL, GIRL NOTICES A PUPPY-LIKE QUALITY ABOUT BOY. BOY GOES OUT WITH GIRLS, OTHER GIRLS, GIRL MAKES BOY FALL FOR HER AGAIN, BOY BREAKS UP WITH OTHER GIRLS, ALWAYS.
ONE DAY GIRL SEES BOY, BUT SHE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE BOY, BOY IS DRESSED LIKE A GIRL..GIRL FALLS DOWN A HOLE, BOY HEARS GIRL TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM, GIRL DOESN'T KNOW, BOY IS DEVASTATED, FOLLOWS GIRL DOWN THE HOLE. BOY TURNS TO DRUGS, GIRL TURNS TO COMMON, FUKING SENCE, AND NOW, GIRL KNOWS BOY HEAR. BOY TURNS TO JAY, GIRL GETS DEPRESSED. BOY DOESN'T RETURN...

First of all, let me say that alcohol is one of the finer pleasures in life. Hell, I always have a bottle of Bailey's on hand somewhere in my house. But I've been thinking about responsible drinking lately, and how a lot of people, especially younger folks like me, think they know what that means, but... don't, at least, not really.

Now, you may think, "Responsible drinking tips from a nineteen-year-old American?" Well, yeah, I see where that might come off kind of amusing, but I've actually had a lot of experience with alcohol. So really I'm more like a nineteen-year-old Belgian when it comes...