Chapter 10: pedo snake's replacement:enter good boy tobi!!
The next day,leader-sama called a meeting.I nearly pissed my pants when this venus flytrap popped out of the ground with blood running down the edges of his lips."WHAT THE HELL!?!"I shouted as I jumped into kisame's arms."relax kyo-chan,its only zetsu...." kisame said gently while patting my head."zet-who?" I asked confused. "I'm zetsu,I eat the remains of jinchuuriki host and serve as the group spy..." he explained. "Who're u?" He asked,sitting next to kakuzu. "I am kyoto toriyaka,the great great great great great granddaughter of the founders of the mist village and a sword meister,I'm also kisame's partner...." I explained."ok,now that THATS settled I have important news...." pein started."as of last night pedo-snake left the akatsuki" he explained."I wish he'd left earlier..." konan mumbled.pein sighed."so,as a result we got a new replacement.everyone please welcom tobi..." he said. "Tobi's a good boy" the guy sitting next to zetsu said.he had a swirly orange mask and spikey haiid,but that's all I could see. Maybe he got smooshed under a rock and gave one of his eyes to his best friend in his youth,OR he was drown in a river by his cousin and gave his cousin one of his sharingan and formly went by shisui "the teleporter uchiha" in his youth,but I couldn't care less.....anyway,the meeting is dismissed and I walk upstairs.the new guy follows me. He goes into my room."what are u doing?" I ask him as I lay on the top bunk and start listening to skillet™ on my phone."leader-sama says I have to share a room with u..." he explained,dragging in this other bed."oh,ok..." I was cool with that,fortunately I had a habit of keeping all my stuff on one side of a room,so if he wanted to post stuff up,cool with me.....he put up a poster of elfen lied™ next to his bed."hey I didn't think u were the 'anime gore' type.." I told him. "Sorta,I like magic anime better...." he said making the 'spongebob imagination rainbow' movement with his hands.I sweatdropped. "Hey,u know that fat chick that's dating that spikey haired guy? I think she's kinda hot.." he whispered. My eyes widened and sweat dripped down my face....*uh-oh* I thought. Pein and konan rushed in and punched him in unison."I'm pregnant not fat u onry bastard...." she said before she smacked the back of his head and walked off."and she's MY girlfriend u knucklehead..." pein said as he walked off.tobi lay on the floor with blood on the back of his head and oozing from his nose. I poke him with my kunai after I jumped off my bunk. "Damn,the kid's out cold..." I whispered. "Hidan made the same 'fat' joke and they didn't do him in like this....they must be going through some serious hell or something.."
I mumbled. Little did I know that they were going through hell.....
The next day,leader-sama called a meeting.I nearly pissed my pants when this venus flytrap popped out of the ground with blood running down the edges of his lips."WHAT THE HELL!?!"I shouted as I jumped into kisame's arms."relax kyo-chan,its only zetsu...." kisame said gently while patting my head."zet-who?" I asked confused. "I'm zetsu,I eat the remains of jinchuuriki host and serve as the group spy..." he explained. "Who're u?" He asked,sitting next to kakuzu. "I am kyoto toriyaka,the great great great great great granddaughter of the founders of the mist village and a sword meister,I'm also kisame's partner...." I explained."ok,now that THATS settled I have important news...." pein started."as of last night pedo-snake left the akatsuki" he explained."I wish he'd left earlier..." konan mumbled.pein sighed."so,as a result we got a new replacement.everyone please welcom tobi..." he said. "Tobi's a good boy" the guy sitting next to zetsu said.he had a swirly orange mask and spikey haiid,but that's all I could see. Maybe he got smooshed under a rock and gave one of his eyes to his best friend in his youth,OR he was drown in a river by his cousin and gave his cousin one of his sharingan and formly went by shisui "the teleporter uchiha" in his youth,but I couldn't care less.....anyway,the meeting is dismissed and I walk upstairs.the new guy follows me. He goes into my room."what are u doing?" I ask him as I lay on the top bunk and start listening to skillet™ on my phone."leader-sama says I have to share a room with u..." he explained,dragging in this other bed."oh,ok..." I was cool with that,fortunately I had a habit of keeping all my stuff on one side of a room,so if he wanted to post stuff up,cool with me.....he put up a poster of elfen lied™ next to his bed."hey I didn't think u were the 'anime gore' type.." I told him. "Sorta,I like magic anime better...." he said making the 'spongebob imagination rainbow' movement with his hands.I sweatdropped. "Hey,u know that fat chick that's dating that spikey haired guy? I think she's kinda hot.." he whispered. My eyes widened and sweat dripped down my face....*uh-oh* I thought. Pein and konan rushed in and punched him in unison."I'm pregnant not fat u onry bastard...." she said before she smacked the back of his head and walked off."and she's MY girlfriend u knucklehead..." pein said as he walked off.tobi lay on the floor with blood on the back of his head and oozing from his nose. I poke him with my kunai after I jumped off my bunk. "Damn,the kid's out cold..." I whispered. "Hidan made the same 'fat' joke and they didn't do him in like this....they must be going through some serious hell or something.."
I mumbled. Little did I know that they were going through hell.....