THis is the official Alice in Wonderland Prayer, yeah I was bored.

Our father who art in Wonderland
Hallowed be thy name
Thy revolution will come
on earth as it is in underland
give us our daily cup of tea
and forgive us our madness
as we forgive those with madness bigger than the Mad Hatter
Save us from the Red Queen
and deliver us from riddles
for Alice, Mad Hatter, Red Queen now and forever

Amen

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