We arrived at school. Kate, and all my friends, including Mason who joined me, rubbing his shoulder. My sister headed off to her grade four class, while Liam, Adam, and myself along with kate headed to our portable. Isaiah, Mason, Zach and Rachel with Madison were all in different classes. Same with kevin. (Halleluia) We entered out classroom. Then my teacher, Mme Langan, gave us the daily speech on how we were late. "Seth, Liam, and Adam you are all late," "Save it for later Miss L." I replied abruptly. I took my seat. Before one of the kids Youssef could sit next to me, I pulled his chair away and invited Kate onto it. He started getting all upset. “Madamm!” he started with an odd Egyptian accent. “Set haz takken ma chair!” Mme Langan scowled at me. “Hey! It’s just for out new guest?” I covered. “And who might that be?” Mme asked me. Kate sat up. Reluctantly, Mme ignored Youssef.
It was recess. My entire group was playing hockey outside. I was goalie. I got on my knees. My friend Bradley had the ball and was passing it side to side. It was confusing me. I didn’t know where or when he was gonna shoot. Suddenly, Kate came out of nowhere and jumped on him. He fell to the ground, making a jokingly fake wailing sound as he did. "Dude! What the heck?" He asked, brushing himself off. He grabbed his stick, labeled, TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS, and walked back to the middle. Kate flashed a smile at me. I laughed. "Brad, loosen up, don't be such a tool..." I smirked. Brad rolled his eyes and smiled. He went to the face off. Kate sat next to me. She attempted to give me a kiss a few times, except my friends didn't know I was dating a wolf so I turned to her and shook my head. SHe looked hurt everytime, but she kept trying. I made it a point to apologize and make up for it tonight. Mondays, My mom worked late.
Science class. My favorite class of all. Why? Because we had the best teacher of all... Mr. Robin was funny, sick minded, and was a video game junkie. Just like me. "Who's our new girl?" Mr. Robin asked. "It's Seth's new girlfriend! Ha!" Came a high pitched voice on the other end. "SHut the fuck up chode face!" I yelled over. "Or I'll shove your chode up your chode nose!" Everyone started laughing. Even Mr. Robin laughed a bit. "Well, Seth, you better ask her to shave her legs, cause they are DAMN hairy..." I laughed, cause I knew he didn't mean it... But Kate looked at the floor, almost sad... I put my hand on her shoulder. "He doesn't mean it..." I whispered. "Watch... He'll say something to make it better in, three, Two, one..." "Well, you obviously don't know me, because you look like you're about to cry." Mr Robin smiled. "I make fun of everyone, and If i don't make fun of you in a span of one week, it's cause' I don't like you." Kate's expression lightened up. "Thanks!" SHe chirped. Mr. Robin raised one brow upon hearing her talk, but made no more mention of it. "So! On the account of your March break party being canceled, due to a certain principal, I'm making another arrangement for today!" THere were cheers of agreement and joy coming from around the class. "First, Youssef," Mr R started. "Last week, you had trouble with this word." He wrote compass on the board. Youssef always knew what it meant. Obviously, he was trying to pull a joke. "Sound it out." Mr Robin asked. "Uh..." Youssef started. "Uhhh! A great way to start a word!" Mr Robin laughed. A couple of the people in my class laughed. "Uh, Cumm... Piss..." He sounded it out. Everyone started laughing hysterically. Even Kate got it. I snickered, and then began laughing as well. "What!? I don't get it?" He repeated. "Wait... CUmm, Piss..." He said again. Everyone laughed again. "Ohhh! I get it!" Then, he started to laugh.
The rest of the period went well. Except for the occasional Daniel out burst. He should know better... I've broken his jaw countless times... Although, Mr Robin was getting tired too. "Daniel, one more, and I'm calling Seth AND you in the middle here..." "ME TOO?" Youssef out bursted. Mr R. just scowled at him. "But, Seth is just so..." "Ah too late... Does anyone want to see a fight?" Mr R. asked. "Yeah!" Cheered my class. (Just saying, that Mr R actually DOES allow fights... He's so laid back... I usually win them...) "Daniel, Seth, come to the middle. Daniel shakily, walked to the middle. I hopped my desk eagerly. Kate got up on my chair, intent on seeing what was happening. "Seth? What are you doing?" She asked me. "I'm gonna kick this guy's ass! That's what I'm doing!" Daniel didn't say anything. He raised his fists. "Oh! I gotta get some snacks!" Liam exclaimed. Him, Bradley, and Kaleeb ran off to Mr R's portable. They were having a party and they had so much food it wasn't funny. I didn't raise my fists. Daniel ran at me and punched. I grabbed his arm, and elbowed the joint. He cried in pain. He fell to his knees, and I approached him. I put my foot on his chest and pushed back. He looked at me. "Fuck! You mother fucker!" He cursed. I replied, by stomping his leg. He cried out again. (THis fight was too violent for Mr R... Just saying that it happened, in lunch hour when no teacher's were around...)
Our class continued the lesson, while Brad, Kaleeb and Liam and I continued joking around. They brought a bunch of mini wienies from the other class... THey handed two to everyone including me. Well, themselves at least... And me... I said to them, "Watch this..." THey followed me intently as I approached Youssef. "Hey, Youssef..." He turned up to me. "Vut?" He asked. I almost laughed before I did the joke. I handed him one of the wienies. "Here. Have a mini wiener..." I said. "Vut for?" He replied. "Because you have one." I replied back. Everyone began laughing. Even Mr R. paused the lesson and cupped his right hand over his face and started laughing. (If you don't get the joke, ask me about it...)
School was almost over. Daniel, however, felt confident that he could beat me. "Hey Seth!" I turned around. "What do you want." I replied. Kate nosed my leg. "Calm..." She replied. I nodded. "Your mom's so poor, I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, moving." He just insulted me and my family. I cracked my knuckle. Kate stood up on her hind legs and held me back. "Stop..." She whispered. "Just, dis him back..." I nodded. "Oh yeah? Well Yo momma so fat, the only thing stopping her from world domination is the door." I replied. Liam, and Brad laughed. Kaleeb had already left. "Yo momma so greasy, her freckles slipped off!" That was just terrible... I thought. "Right! And You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school this morning, she got charged for littering!" Everyone around me burst out laughing. Daniel just walked away grunting as he did. Kate, Liam, and I headed to our bus. A good day at school.
Please comment if my jokes made you laugh. All of which happened here, happened at school. (Just without Kate)