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Humphrey was working on the boat, when Lilly came by. She snuck up on him as he was putting on the cover. She startled him once she got to him.
“Ahh!” He saw it was Lilly, “Don’t do that!”
“Sorry! What’s Humphrey doin?”
“Not really much, just putting on the boat cover.”
Humphrey started the boat cover from the front so he had to go in the water to put it on in the back. When he got about two to five feet in the water, he cut his foot on the anchor.
“Ahh! Ahh! Cut! Cut!”
“Humphrey, what’s wrong?”
Humphrey came out of the water bleeding, “Oh Humphrey!”
He laid on the ground. Lilly tried to clean the wound, but he was moving around, “Woah, hold still!”
She licked the wound and cleaned it, “Thanks, Lilly!” She undid the cover, “Hey, I did that for a reason!”
“Get in here!”
“Ok.”
Lilly undid the rest of the cover, “It’s best to start the from the back of the boat, then go forward so you don’t have to go in the water.”
“You got a point! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that!”
Lilly completely laid down the cover, “You know you just closed us off, right?”
She approached Humphrey, “That’s exactly what I meant to do!”
“Lilly, what are you doing?”
She laid him down onto the floor, “Oh yes, do you feel this way about me? I do about you!”
Humphrey thought for a few seconds, “Now that I think about it, I want this bad!”
“Ooh, then we’re going to have a lot of fun!”
Humphrey and Lilly started making out vigorously, then Lilly and Humphrey bonded and she mounted him. Humphrey got deeper than Garth ever has with Lilly.
“Oh Humphrey, we fit perfectly! You go deep deep! Oh Garth’s is too big! Yours is perfect!”
Humphrey put Lilly on the bottom, “You haven’t had half of it yet!”
“Oh, I don’t think I can handle anything better than this!”
Kate was passing by and heard Lilly’s ranting. It was coming from the boat so Kate was confused. But then, Lilly said Humphrey’s name, “Humphrey! You get that organ of yours out of my sister’s filthy, disgusting, loathsome vagina!”
Lilly was so loud that Humphrey couldn’t hear Kate. Lilly was getting so much pleaser that she was paralyzed. Literally, she couldn’t do anything but speak. Kate was in a rage and came up to the boat, and as much as she wanted to tear that boat cover off, and murder her little sister, she was able to control her temper and waited outside.
“Oh! I can’t move a muscle in… oh! One more centimeter!”
Humphrey tried as hard as he could to get one more centimeter in. After that, the orgasm came. During that, it was so great and intense, that, along with being paralyzed from the feeling, couldn’t talk. She couldn’t even breathe it was so great. She has hardly gotten crap from Garth but this was probably more than he had ever given Kate, and what he gave Kate was so many times better than every day fun, that Kate herself nearly passed out. That’s how great Humphrey is!
It soon ended, and Lilly could talk, breathe, and move her body again. She could still hardly walk though.
“Oh, Humphrey, could we do that every night? I still feel it! Oh the greatness!”
“Any time you want! I got plenty more.”
Humphrey got off the boat and saw Kate standing right there, “Ahh!” Kate had a very angry face, “You heard us, and you knew what we were doing didn’t you?”
“YES! HUMPHREY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE RAGE I’M IN RIGHT NOW! I COULD KILL BOTH OF YOU!”
“Chill, Kate, it was just one time,” Lilly said.
“YOU ARE AT THE END! DIE!”
Kate jumped onto Lilly and started tearing her apart, “YOU WILL PAY!”
Humphrey saw this madness and pulled Kate off of Lilly and restrained her, “You can go start doing Faolan again! Don’t kill Lilly! I have the rank to be able to kill you!”
Kate kicked Humphrey in the balls and walked about 100 feet, “Humphrey, we’re done! Lilly, I’m telling Garth! We’re going to court!”
“Lilly, I know what your thinking, just get it over with, hit me punch me stab me, give me a tongue-lashing! What ever you’re about to do, just get it over with!”
Lilly started crying into Humphrey’s chest, “Humphrey, I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry for what? I should be the one to apologize.”
“I made Kate hate you, and know you’re going to hate me!”
“Lilly, I don’t hate you!”
“Kate’s going to tell Garth, and the two of us will get a divorce! And Kate’s going to divorce you, and you’re going to hate me, and you’re not going to want to consider me your mate!”
Lilly was crying so intensely that it broke Humphrey’s heart, “Lilly, I don’t hate you! Please, don’t cry like this!”
“Please hate me!”
“I’m not going hate you!”
“Is there anything that will make you happy right now?”
“For you to stop crying. Please, I’m almost about to cry myself!”
Humphrey wiped her tears and she eventually stopped, “By the way, I don’t think Kate will let me in the house, so do you think I can stay with you?”
“Does this mean you don’t hate me?”
“Yes, I don’t hate anyone. In fact, I’d rather have you as a mate than Kate, you’re better.”
They put the cover back on the boat, and went back home. Kate came to Faolan, “Faolan, I need you! This time, Humphrey started it!”
“What did he do?”
“He did my little sister!”
“He what!?”
“He’s cheating on me with my sister!”
“Why is he doing this!?”
“I don’t know! Can we be mates again?”
“I still have Cathy!”
“Who cares?”
“I do, she does.”
“Agh!” Kate left, “What would really piss his off?”
She tried to think of someone that was close to Humphrey and thought of the one, “Mooch! Mooch has always been Humphrey friend, and to mate with me, he would betray him!”
She drove to Mooch’s den, “Hey, Mooch, I need you to do something for me!”
“Anything!”
“I need you to mate with me.”
Mooch smiled, “Humphrey would let me do that?”
“Actually, it’s to piss him off.”
Mooch’s smile dropped, “Never mind, if he doesn’t want me to, I won’t do it!”
Kate started flirting wit Mooch, “Come on, sexy, It’s not like he’ll hate you the rest of your life! Besides, aren’t you still a virgin?”
“No! No for both a virgin, and I won’t mate with you!”
“Wait, you’re not a virgin?”
“No! I mated with Reba and Janice!”
“I’m telling Shakey!”
“He knows that! Look, Humphrey is my best friend, and I wouldn’t mate with you if it would piss him off! So I suggest you leave!”
Mooch opened the door.
“And if I don’t?”
“It’s my house, I can call the cops!”
“Agh!”
Kate Punched Mooch on the way out. Mooch shoved her right into the door frame, “Do you wanna go!?” She yelled.
“I’ll call up Humphrey if you try to attack me!”
“That’s not fair!”
“It’s plenty fair!”
Kate left and went back to her and Humphrey’s or just her den. She would attract a mate tomorrow.
Chapter 3: Into the Walls of Fire

Humphrey called for a pack meeting, not even caring about the fact that he didn’t have the authority to do so, and immediately began briefing everyone on the plan to get Kenya back.

“Okay,” he said, “Viggo is most likely taking her to his main campsite, deep in the Northern Pack. We’ll take a group of around ten wolves to go rescue her.”

“So,” Claudette said, “who’s going?”

“Kate and myself,” Humphrey replied, “plus Adam and Steven, along with Stinky and Runt and Jax and Jonas. Mick and Oscar are coming too.”

“Now you’re talking,”...
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The Lone Survivors the table of contents

Chapter one:The last of us
A powerful pack was lead by a ruthless wolf hunter raided a home of the frontier pack then ended the pack for good but only two wolves had managed to ran away alive.

Chapter two:Finding shelter
A former elder pack leader had saved his granddaughter now they have to find shelter from the thunder storm and rain.

Chapter three:A promise
Had got into a cave they found lara wanted to ask her's grandfather about something.

Chapter four:Tale of the wolfslayer
Kenny tells lara a story about how he had once fought a human who called himself...
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Kenny walks more closer of the darkness and sits down getting ready to tell a story of his to lara.

Kenny:Ok lara calm down and sit down don't get too riled up before l tell ya a story you still need some rest. He said to lara putting his left paw on top of lara's head rubbing it and had his left paw off lara' head.

Lara smiles at her grandpa and he smiles too.

Lara:Alright grandpa. She replied calming the playful side of hers down a bit.

Kenny:Ready to hear the tale? He asked lara starts questioning him what was the story.

Lara:Yeah but what was the story about? She answered and asking kenny.

Kenny:Well...
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Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park

“What?” Stinky said. “No, Runt you can’t. That’s their way. You’re not a killer. Listen, we will get Lisa back, I promise. But no one has to die.”

“Alright,” Runt said, a bit calmer. “What’s your plan?”

“I’m not entirely sure yet,” Stinky replied.

“Well, we don’t have much time,” Runt said. “According to Oscar, Hammond isn’t known for his patience.”

“Then get everyone together,” Stinky said. “We’re heading out immediately.”

“What about a plan?” Runt asked.

“We’ll improvise,” Stinky replied.

“How...
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Chapter 7: Return to Sawtooth Cave

As the majority of the Crimson Pack rushed off to fight the main attack force, the wolves guarding Oscar were easily dealt with. Stinky, Runt, and Oscar then turned and retreated back toward the Western Pack as the battle continued on.

Stinky, Runt, and Oscar relaxed in the pack for around a half hour until the rest of the pack returned. The Crimson Pack had been chased off, but everyone knew they would be back.

“Okay,” Stinky said to Oscar. “We have got to find you a place to hide out. We cannot keep going back and forth like this, and we can’t find...
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Note that the songs will not line up with the chapters, so don't try to read and listen because it won't line up. This is mainly to show the tone of different parts in the story, whether it be an intense battle or some mysterious meeting, a relaxing calm, or a sad death.

1. In the Midst of Battle (Chapter 1: A New Beginning)
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2 .A New Beginning (Chapter 1: A New Beginning)
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3. Rise of the Crimson Pack (Chapter 3: Rise of the Crimson Pack)
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4. Hammond (Chapter 5: Captured)
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5. Oscar's Rescue (Chapter 6: Oscar's Rescue)
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6. The First Battle of Jasper Park (Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park)
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Chapter 20: The Fun-Loving Omega

Humphrey’s life improved significantly ever since he officially became part of the Western Pack. Everyone was kind to him, the caribou was the best he had ever had, and most importantly, he was happy. So happy, in fact, that over the years, he slowly began to forget about his past. He forgot about his life in the woods with Arnold, and he forgot about his real family. In time, he truly believed he had lived in the Western Pack his whole life as his traumatic memories were slowly suppressed by his new life.

Shortly after Humphrey was accepted into the pack, Kate’s...
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In a recent wall post, I talked about my plan for three final fanfictions to end the franchise in my eyes. I decided to do this after I thought about what it would be like if Alpha and Omega had a psychological villain. Psychological villains are my favorite kind because they fight with their intellect, planning for every possible counterattack, accounting for every scenario. In some cases they're more terrifying than villains who fight with their brawn because it's very hard to outsmart them. These last 3 stories really will be the last ones. I know I said Legend of the Peaceful Warrior was...
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One day, Lilly couldn’t sleep. She tried everything like: breath in for 4 seconds, and breath out for 7 seconds.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are you okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long day at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. You voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do you mean?
Lilly: Oh so you won’t tell me you texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: You cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her...
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I really hope they come out with more A&O movies or at least an A&O T.V show because according to "Timber Humphrey" they could have alot of potential and i see it because In A&O 4 how the f*** does Lilly know what they're planning then she predicts the d*mn weather!? that's some bull if you ask me unless she like Daria except shes not blind! Like if you teamed Lilly, Kate, Daria, and Humphery together and teamed Claudette, Stinky, Runt, The Bear, The Porcupine, (srry i forgot their names) and Fleet together and then put the teams together to fight the rogues and the bears again THEY WOULD BE SCREWED or if you teamed together to hunt THE CARIBOU WOULD BE SCREWED. like this if you agree 1% or more.
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One night in jasper Humphrey was going to his house in his new Toyota truck.
Humphrey: Man, I wonder where Kate is, she told me she was at the house.
Later, Humphrey saw Kate and Garth having sex on the couch. Humphrey then closed the door quietly and drove crying.
Humphrey: Hey, maybe I can stay with Lilly.
Humphrey stoped at Lilly’s house and knocked on the door.
Humphrey: Hey Lilly can I spend the night here? Kate’s was having sex with Garth.
Lilly: oh that’s horrible! Sure you can stay with me! Are you hungry or thirsty?
Humphrey well, not really. I just had lunch at work.
Lily: Well...
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Chapter 14: The Last Stand

The battle continued to draw out, and both sides were exhausted, as they had both been fighting non-stop for the past hour-and-a-half, but it looked as if the wolves had finally won when all the remaining humans suddenly turned around and retreated back into the forest. But not five minutes later, the wolves heard the sound of even more trucks, but they couldn't see them. They heard the sound of doors slamming but they didn't see any humans. Everyone was extremely confused. They all looked at each other, not knowing what to say, or what to do.

Then, out of nowhere,...
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Chapter 13: For the Win

Humphrey turned to his sister and smiled.

"Thank you," he said.

"What, did you really think that after all of these years without you, I would just go back to my boring life as a house pet?" she asked. "Being separated from you was the worst thing that's ever happened to me and I will never let it happen again."

"Thanks," Humphrey said, and then paused. "Losing you was hard too, and I guess, even though I hardly remembered, deep down, I was still looking for you. And now that we're together, nothing is going to separate us ever again."

Kenya smiled back.

"Now let's finish...
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Chapter 9: March to Glory and Death

The plan was discussed thoroughly, yet swiftly amongst the wolves because time was not on their side and they could hear the humans trying to silently move through the trees, growing ever closer.

"So," Humphrey said. "Do we all know the plan?"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Okay, good. Let's go!"

After these words, Humphrey began to lead a small part of the main pack back into the territory. As they walked out into the open from behind Kate and Humphrey's den, the sunlight shone onto their faces. When they walked back into their home, they found, that the humans...
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Chapter 6: The Invincible Ones

As they retreated into the woods, King denied his forces permission to pursue, instead assuring them that they would be back.

Meanwhile, in the woods Humphrey and the group were discussing how they were going to take back Jasper, if it could even be done. The hot summer breeze blew through the trees and the debate grew ever longer.

"We can't leave Jasper to the Rouges," Humphrey said. "We have to take it back."

"But that's giving King exactly what he wants," Kate pointed out.

"It doesn't matter," Humphrey replied. "This is our home, and no one takes it without a fight."...
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