Humphrey had always wondered why Kate made those strange sudden yelping noises while she slept. It had been a year since Kate and Humphrey had started sleeping together, (it wasn't the sleeping but the staying awake part that Humphrey was interested in) and only just recently in the last few months had she started yelping in her sleep. Humphrey began to ponder as he ly awake in bed listening to this phenomenon- was it a nightmare of some sorts, a late night reactive orgasm to the afternoon before in which they both yelped uncontrollably any way. Either way it was strange.
Being Kates mate Humphrey was naturally worried and he had many people to ask for advise such as the very wise Shakey who was married to the vegetarian reba.
Humphrey walked over to Shakey's one morning having witnissed the noise last night. It was 7:00 O'clock AM and Shakey's log mansion (that every wolf in jasper had, The leaders had bigger mansions) and trotted up to the door and knocked only to hear more knocking going on inside the place.
Reba: come on, come on, COME ON, COME ON,
Shakey: come on bitch, take it bitch, real it in OH YEAH!!
Reba: AHHH!! AH, AH, AH, AH, AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH!!(HOWL!!!!!!!!)(WHIMPER!!!!!from both)
Shakey: is that the only meat you've ever had inside you?
Reba: Yeah, so juicy!!!
my first ever sandwich as well!!
It was then that Humphrey discovered that salty was there as well.
Salty: Man that was cool, never experienced that feeling before, my first time as well!
Humphrey knocked again but got no reply, feeling curious Humphrey walked round the side and peered through the window
Humphrey: (to himself) wow! thats what a manaja twa is! I should do one with kate and someone else some time!
He saw Shakey on one side of reba and salty on the other sanwiching her in the middle in a position Humphrey knew as the double incision, Shakey with his swollen sword in Reba's vagina and Salty with his up her chocolate escalator (or ass for the slow people).
Humphrey decided to keep on knocking until he was answered at the door and just as he saw Salty creep out the side entrance Shakey opened the door, a white trail following him as the spunk dripped-being badly consealed by Shakey. they greeted each other at the door step.
Shakey: Humphrey! hey pal! how's it going, last thing i saw of you was the metal festival where the alliances all got ripped to shreds because of Garth and his protective rage, how is Kate?
Humphrey: oh she is fine, (trying to hide his laughter) so how is Salt... I mean Reba, is she in the kitchen making you a sandwich or incising a carrot?
Shakey: No, shes catching some z's in the downstairs bedroom.
Humphrey: you know that the windows in your place are see through and Salty crept out the side entrance of your place also.
Shakey: you saw that huh? wait! you dirty little pervert! stop peering through my windows!
...... what do you want any way!
Humphrey: I came to ask you something, more advice-really.
Kate has been recently making some strange yelping noises in her sleep that she never used to make and i don't know what they are or why she is making the noises.
Shakey: Are you sure that she is'nt having late orgasms from the sex not quite being good standard, not hitting her G spot or something?
Humphrey: (growl) i'm sure i know that i can satisfy her wanting carnal appetite, any way that's rich coming from the one who needs another wolf with him to satisfy his wife-mister virgin Orgy.
Reba: Shakey! i need candy cane (sexy howl noise)
Shakey: I've got to go and serve if you know what i mean. Sorry i couldn't help pal, i hope you find out why she is making those noises. Bye Humphrey.
After Shakey shut the door humphreys pondering became more hastened and paced "what are the noises really" "why" and "what is she dreaming about" and "will i ever get a good nights sleep again".
After the trip to Shakey's house became a useless attempt to gain advice Humphrey found himself walking over to Lily and garth's place hoping to found out if Kates sister could shed some light on this rather unussual dilema.