I was on my way home from a Camping trip.I saw a wolf on the side of the road a mile away from my house.
"Dammit more bodys everyday."I said checking the pulse,"Holy shit!It's still alive!" I said picking the unconscious wolf up and setting it in the back.I soon arrived home and set it on the couch,I sat down next to it and turned the news on,
"The president, Barrack Obama, has been assassinated this morning while making one of his speeches..." The news lady says,
"Pff, typical,probably got it from craigs list,"
"Investigators believe the suspect got the weapons from craigs list..."
"Hmm, how does that sound familiar?"I then heard a whimper coming from the wolf that was now awake..."Hey there,easy, easy.I wish I knew your name..."
"My name is Johnelle"
"Uh... Okay... you can talk I geuss that's good to know...I am David,are you hungry?"
"Well good thing I love steak!"I laughed"Do you want me to take you outside?"
"Sure!"She smiled I lifted her off the couch and laid her on the grass in the backyard.I went inside shut the TV off and got the steaks.
"How do you like your steaks madenmosel?"I said in a cheesy french accent.
"Surprise me."She said with a beautiful smile,
"I like that answer!"I made a medium rare steak for her and me and we both enjoyed our steaks very much."Well that was good!" I said bringing her in side."Where do you wanna sleep tonight?"
I don't care as long as I'm with you."
"I take that as 'In my room'?"I said smiling.