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"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a tree with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber you jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the tree was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty you ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey you sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey you fat ass you better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha Bitch see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of you is going for a ride, if you do this, you get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like you to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here you go, Heres your money, *gags* dude you Need a shower!" Humphrey said and gaged. "Lilly meet you at the den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the next day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it said "Sooper glue". "Okay hey cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a tree with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber you jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the tree was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty you ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey you sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey you fat ass you better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha Bitch see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of you is going for a ride, if you do this, you get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like you to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here you go, Heres your money, *gags* dude you Need a shower!" Humphrey said and gaged. "Lilly meet you at the den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the next day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it said "Sooper glue". "Okay hey cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
"NO" was the last thing i herd when i died but lets start at the begining my name is frost pwa thats what my mother named me when i was born her name was cala my father was farcron after i was able to stand I went advenchering out of the cave i was roling in in the grass when i saw an littiel orange colored wolf playing with a wight one simler to me i crouched down and watched them play "wat are you doing" "dwaa" once my heart slowed down "
I looked at the wolf he was gray " my name is humphrey what is urs" I just stared " you have a name rite?" " frost pwa" i stumbled 'do you want to play with me" "um ok" not when we were ten feet from my den "HUMPHREY" " thats my mom I got to go bye" bye " "maby we can play tomorrow"
"ok" i answord as he was over the hill a feew minits later I was in my warm den curreld up in a ball and fast a sleep
I looked at the wolf he was gray " my name is humphrey what is urs" I just stared " you have a name rite?" " frost pwa" i stumbled 'do you want to play with me" "um ok" not when we were ten feet from my den "HUMPHREY" " thats my mom I got to go bye" bye " "maby we can play tomorrow"
"ok" i answord as he was over the hill a feew minits later I was in my warm den curreld up in a ball and fast a sleep
Ayra's POV
" Dear, lord Reed put that stick down your acting like an omega!
I yelled. Hi, I'm Ayra an Alpha my brother is Reed and my
sister well is an omega I name is Anneka and well I'm in
charge and it's an Alpha's life! OMG it's Mason he's been been
crush sense We were pup one problem he's always got girls
around him and I couldn't take it anymore. " Hey, Mason you
want to go walk by the river with me?" I said shyly.
" Heck yeah!" he said and ran away from the girls.
Mason's POV
Heck yeah I get to walk with the girl of my dreams! She is so hot
I thought as I saw her flip her hair out of her face. " So Ayra
how's Reed the trouble maker" I said trying to make her smile.
" Good" she said with a big smile. Yes, she smiled but then I
I sat down " Let's sit down" I said.
" Mason I have to tell you something" she said .
" What is It?" I asked.
" Dear, lord Reed put that stick down your acting like an omega!
I yelled. Hi, I'm Ayra an Alpha my brother is Reed and my
sister well is an omega I name is Anneka and well I'm in
charge and it's an Alpha's life! OMG it's Mason he's been been
crush sense We were pup one problem he's always got girls
around him and I couldn't take it anymore. " Hey, Mason you
want to go walk by the river with me?" I said shyly.
" Heck yeah!" he said and ran away from the girls.
Mason's POV
Heck yeah I get to walk with the girl of my dreams! She is so hot
I thought as I saw her flip her hair out of her face. " So Ayra
how's Reed the trouble maker" I said trying to make her smile.
" Good" she said with a big smile. Yes, she smiled but then I
I sat down " Let's sit down" I said.
" Mason I have to tell you something" she said .
" What is It?" I asked.
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck you talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, hey Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do you mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for you not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
Apollo 18: An Alpha and Omega Horror Story
Prologue
On June 7th 1983, Candou, Hutch, and Winston had the opportunity to travel to the moon on the spacecraft Apollo 18. But nothing could prepare them for the indescribable horrors that await them on the dreadful hellhole known as the moon. From Extraterrestrial occurrences to brutal deaths, this story is a pulse pounding, spine tingling, bloodcurdling story that will keep you guessing to the very end. Who will live and who will die? Let the horror begin…
Chapter 1 coming soon!
Prologue
On June 7th 1983, Candou, Hutch, and Winston had the opportunity to travel to the moon on the spacecraft Apollo 18. But nothing could prepare them for the indescribable horrors that await them on the dreadful hellhole known as the moon. From Extraterrestrial occurrences to brutal deaths, this story is a pulse pounding, spine tingling, bloodcurdling story that will keep you guessing to the very end. Who will live and who will die? Let the horror begin…
Chapter 1 coming soon!
bodies, bodies were all around me.
i couldnt breathe at all since the smell was strong; how it almost sufficated me,
*OTSOA!!!* I cried out with my tears dropping, the tears helped me smell.
Southern soldiers all dead, heads and bodies torned up,
rib cages were showing almost everything.....everything.
I ran and ran all ovet the bodies til i found Otsoa's body looking untouched, though laying down.
I yelled his name and started to cry in joy because he was alriught.
The smell camed back, but deeper from Otsoa's body...
slowly i placed my paws in his face, but it all changed...since i felt blood, his face was ripped apart!!
*WAHH!!!!!!*
(wakes up from a thunferstorm and finds silver and vi asleeping)
To Be Continued....
i couldnt breathe at all since the smell was strong; how it almost sufficated me,
*OTSOA!!!* I cried out with my tears dropping, the tears helped me smell.
Southern soldiers all dead, heads and bodies torned up,
rib cages were showing almost everything.....everything.
I ran and ran all ovet the bodies til i found Otsoa's body looking untouched, though laying down.
I yelled his name and started to cry in joy because he was alriught.
The smell camed back, but deeper from Otsoa's body...
slowly i placed my paws in his face, but it all changed...since i felt blood, his face was ripped apart!!
*WAHH!!!!!!*
(wakes up from a thunferstorm and finds silver and vi asleeping)
To Be Continued....
Ok i got new ideas for spirit Heart flames n, roses. I drew a few pictures of Zoe. It will be posted tomorrow. If it can. But spirit Heart wolf is in the gallery. You have to search through the alpha and omega pics on fanpop. So spirit heart I might make a new episode. The project x i don't have enough ideas. I already got the xbox in it and booze, violents, Simba init. In part 5 there will be sex for the ones that like Kate and Lilly. Each fan gets a turn though. Soooooo.... I need new ideas for the project x, the spirit Heart series I got new ideas for that. But I'm having really hard time getting you guys init. In part 5 I might put in grand theft auto, one of us has to steal a car, and the sex thing I already told you. So give me a few ideas.
verse 1:
dark in this womb here
i cant hear, cant see clear
damn this fate for
damning me in this place
verse 2:
there is a light i can feel
warm feel, my deal
with the devil trapped me
damning me forever in here
chorus:
now im
born free
my destiny calls me
from this womb i
am born now i can see
now im born free
i flow to my black sea
born free
to run
now im
born free
verse 3:
screams in this dark place
shivering haste, fog haze
beats i can hear
bereave me of all fear
verse 4:
the pulse is racing in this cell
the sound of a bell, "is this hell?"
the world i can now see
now im born free
chorus:
now im
born free
my destiny calls me
from this womb i
am born now i can see
now im born free
i flow to my black sea
born free
to run
now im
born free
born freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (the eee's following tune)
now im born free
my destiny kills me.
dark in this womb here
i cant hear, cant see clear
damn this fate for
damning me in this place
verse 2:
there is a light i can feel
warm feel, my deal
with the devil trapped me
damning me forever in here
chorus:
now im
born free
my destiny calls me
from this womb i
am born now i can see
now im born free
i flow to my black sea
born free
to run
now im
born free
verse 3:
screams in this dark place
shivering haste, fog haze
beats i can hear
bereave me of all fear
verse 4:
the pulse is racing in this cell
the sound of a bell, "is this hell?"
the world i can now see
now im born free
chorus:
now im
born free
my destiny calls me
from this womb i
am born now i can see
now im born free
i flow to my black sea
born free
to run
now im
born free
born freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (the eee's following tune)
now im born free
my destiny kills me.
should i write about life after the first alpha and omega movie or
life after the first alpha and omega movie with me in it or
life in a completely different pack with me in it and new characters or
life with a character from the first alpha and omega omega movie in my town
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i needed more words so ignore the ses plz help by commenting
life after the first alpha and omega movie with me in it or
life in a completely different pack with me in it and new characters or
life with a character from the first alpha and omega omega movie in my town
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i needed more words so ignore the ses plz help by commenting
