Me: *sleeping*
Amy: *sneaks in the bedroom and comes into bed next to me* *chuckles* Oh Zaaaaaaaane!
Me: *wakes up* *sees her next to me* Oh hello there, my sweet passion. Aren't we a bit young to be in the same bed?
Amy: I just got in a second ago, silly!
Me: Oh ok. *looks at the clock* It's 3 AM. Why are you trying to seduce me at 3 AM?
Amy: O_O I'm not trying to seduce you! I just wanted someone to keep me awake while I go shopping on Black Friday!
Me: *eyes halfway open* My parents will think I've been kidnapped!
Amy: That's why you write a note, saying where you've been!
Me: And don't you know how hectic these Black Friday deals are? You really wanna stand in lines, fighting crowds over good deals?
Amy: Yes, I've done this before. I usually fall asleep halfway, though. I need my boyfriend to keep me awake!
Me: You need Sonic to keep you awake?
Amy: That asshole forgot my birthday, remember? (Read through the birthday story in my journals) I'm through with him!
Me: Fair enough... but why can't you just go later in the day, when I'm fully awake?
Amy: They have insanely low prices on Christmas gifts! And I looooooove shopping!
Me: Where do you get the money, anyways? You're twelve!
Amy: I have my sources.
Me: Don't even care where... I'll help you. Just let me put some pants on, and write the note. And get me a 5 hour energy on the way!
Amy: Are you naked under there?
Me: I'm not my dad... I wear underwear and a t-shirt.
Amy: Ok. Get your pants on, and hurry! I don't wanna be late!
Me: *puts on some jeans and a jacket* *writes the note and puts it on the table* Aren't you too young to drive?
Amy: I'm a hedgehog... there are no rules. CREAM could drive if she wanted to! CHEESE could drive! CHEESE!
Me: Ok... that scares me. Let's wait for the car to warm up and-
Amy: THERE'S NO TIME! *pushes me out the door*
Me: *sits in the passenger's seat*
Amy: Good... you're not hard to convince at all. I remember trying to get Sonic's ass in the car...
**FLASHBACK**
Sonic: Amy, it's 3 AM! I don't wanna go!
Amy: You're coming anyways! *has a leash on him*
Sonic: I'm not getting into that little car from Sonic R!
Amy: -_- You're going whether you like it or not!
Sonic: *trying to run*
Amy: *dragging him by the leash* GET. IN!
Sonic: No! *holding the car*
Amy: Grrr.... *kicks him in the car*
Sonic: *still trying to run for it*
Amy: *ties him down to the chair*
Sonic: Crazy bitch...
Amy: *driving at 80 MPH* WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Sonic: I said... I can't wait to go shopping...
Amy: *gritting her teeth* Good!
*back to the story*
Amy: O_O I think I went overboard... *starts driving*
Me: As you mostly did. You were so obsessed with him... if he didn't forget your birthday, I'd still be trying to grasp for your attention.
Amy: *blushes* Aww.... you were trying to fight for my attention?
Me: *blushes also* Yeah, but I don't know how much of a fight it was. Sonic just doesn't see what I see. It was mostly trying to get you to snap out of it. You were so freaking obsessed, I couldn't get it in your head that I loved you and he didn't.
Amy: Yeah, I was obsessed. I still would be if I hadn't seen what a jerk he was.
Me: Yeah... *puts my arm around her* Don't mind this, just keep driving. I live far from any of these stores!
Amy: *blushes more* God you're cute! *kisses my cheek quickly and looks back at the road*
Me: *blushes a bit more* Well... this is gonna take a while. Let's put some music on?
Amy: My theme song! *puts on My Sweet Passion*
Me: T-T *thinks in my head: Oh God please turn this shit off...*
Amy: *tapping along to the song* Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fire!
*we pull up to Target*
Amy: Wow, that went by quick! *looks at the line* We'll be here for a while, Zane.
Me: That's ok.
*line passes*
Me: Ok... so what are we getting for everybody?
Amy: Let's see... Sonic gets a lump of coal, Tails gets... some hex-screwdriver thing... Cream and Cheese get some Barbie stuff, Rouge gets... oh God... she wanted... *whispers* some sex stuff...
Me: *whispers back* We are not getting that stuff... I am not having my name ruined by that whore!
Amy: Good... Blaze gets... geez... not sure for her... Knuckles gets a book about how to control his anger...
Me: hahahaha
Amy: And you get... well... I'm gonna surprise you, not telling you 'til Christmas!
Me: Same with you!
Amy: Ok, let's get shopping!
*we get all the stuff... plus...*
Me: *gets her a.... YOU CAN SUGGEST IN THE COMMENTS! *
Amy: *gets me some Genesis portable* He's so into the 16-bit era, he should enjoy this.
Me: Done?
Amy: Yup!
Me: Paid for everything?
Amy: Yup, and you?
Me: Paid my fair share!
Amy: Good!
Me: We going anywhere else?
Amy: Nah, not for the morning. I'm so tired.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Amy: Well, let me drop you off at home.
Me: No, if we're here, I'm gonna treat you to some coffee. Or hot cocoa.
Amy: Oh my God, I'd love some!
Me: The place is walking distance from here, let's go!
*we walk to Caribou*
Me: I'm paying for you, consider it a small date.
Amy: Yay!
Me: So what are you getting?
Amy: Just some hot cocoa.
Me: Ok then. *orders her that and gets myself a latte*
Me: *pullls out a chair for her* Sit down, I'll get the orders! ^^
Amy: God, you're such a gent! *sits down*
Me: *comes back with the orders*
Amy: We can drink that in the car, I don't mind if you spill it!
Me: Ok then.
*on the drive back to my house*
Amy: God... I live so far away. And I'm not sure if I'll stay awake the whole way!
Me: You can crash at my place, I don't mind, and I certainly do not want you falling asleep behind the wheel!
Amy: Where am I gonna sleep?
Me: *whispers* You can sleep in my bed with me... just do not let my sisters see, or my parents!
Amy: *blushes* Ok... that's kinda dirty, though.
Me: Relax, it's not like we're doing anything under the covers... as long as no one sees, we're good!
Amy: Ok. This is gonna be a first...
Me: Same here!
Amy: *pulls up* We're here... try not to make any noise!
Me: Don't worry, I gave my dogs some benadryl before we left!
Amy: Ok... *walks in carefully, not waking up anybody*
Me: *follows*
Me: *takes off the jeans and gets into bed* come on Amy... I'm not making you sleep on the couch!
Amy: Ok... *crawls into bed next to me* *snuggles up to me*
Me: *blushes* I'll let my parents know why you're here... you can have breakfast and then leave.
Amy: I'll tell them you slept on the couch!
Me: Good. Let's get some sleep now, dear.
Amy: *snuggles up close and falls asleep, smiling*
Me: *falls asleep, smiling also*
THE END
Amy: *sneaks in the bedroom and comes into bed next to me* *chuckles* Oh Zaaaaaaaane!
Me: *wakes up* *sees her next to me* Oh hello there, my sweet passion. Aren't we a bit young to be in the same bed?
Amy: I just got in a second ago, silly!
Me: Oh ok. *looks at the clock* It's 3 AM. Why are you trying to seduce me at 3 AM?
Amy: O_O I'm not trying to seduce you! I just wanted someone to keep me awake while I go shopping on Black Friday!
Me: *eyes halfway open* My parents will think I've been kidnapped!
Amy: That's why you write a note, saying where you've been!
Me: And don't you know how hectic these Black Friday deals are? You really wanna stand in lines, fighting crowds over good deals?
Amy: Yes, I've done this before. I usually fall asleep halfway, though. I need my boyfriend to keep me awake!
Me: You need Sonic to keep you awake?
Amy: That asshole forgot my birthday, remember? (Read through the birthday story in my journals) I'm through with him!
Me: Fair enough... but why can't you just go later in the day, when I'm fully awake?
Amy: They have insanely low prices on Christmas gifts! And I looooooove shopping!
Me: Where do you get the money, anyways? You're twelve!
Amy: I have my sources.
Me: Don't even care where... I'll help you. Just let me put some pants on, and write the note. And get me a 5 hour energy on the way!
Amy: Are you naked under there?
Me: I'm not my dad... I wear underwear and a t-shirt.
Amy: Ok. Get your pants on, and hurry! I don't wanna be late!
Me: *puts on some jeans and a jacket* *writes the note and puts it on the table* Aren't you too young to drive?
Amy: I'm a hedgehog... there are no rules. CREAM could drive if she wanted to! CHEESE could drive! CHEESE!
Me: Ok... that scares me. Let's wait for the car to warm up and-
Amy: THERE'S NO TIME! *pushes me out the door*
Me: *sits in the passenger's seat*
Amy: Good... you're not hard to convince at all. I remember trying to get Sonic's ass in the car...
**FLASHBACK**
Sonic: Amy, it's 3 AM! I don't wanna go!
Amy: You're coming anyways! *has a leash on him*
Sonic: I'm not getting into that little car from Sonic R!
Amy: -_- You're going whether you like it or not!
Sonic: *trying to run*
Amy: *dragging him by the leash* GET. IN!
Sonic: No! *holding the car*
Amy: Grrr.... *kicks him in the car*
Sonic: *still trying to run for it*
Amy: *ties him down to the chair*
Sonic: Crazy bitch...
Amy: *driving at 80 MPH* WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Sonic: I said... I can't wait to go shopping...
Amy: *gritting her teeth* Good!
*back to the story*
Amy: O_O I think I went overboard... *starts driving*
Me: As you mostly did. You were so obsessed with him... if he didn't forget your birthday, I'd still be trying to grasp for your attention.
Amy: *blushes* Aww.... you were trying to fight for my attention?
Me: *blushes also* Yeah, but I don't know how much of a fight it was. Sonic just doesn't see what I see. It was mostly trying to get you to snap out of it. You were so freaking obsessed, I couldn't get it in your head that I loved you and he didn't.
Amy: Yeah, I was obsessed. I still would be if I hadn't seen what a jerk he was.
Me: Yeah... *puts my arm around her* Don't mind this, just keep driving. I live far from any of these stores!
Amy: *blushes more* God you're cute! *kisses my cheek quickly and looks back at the road*
Me: *blushes a bit more* Well... this is gonna take a while. Let's put some music on?
Amy: My theme song! *puts on My Sweet Passion*
Me: T-T *thinks in my head: Oh God please turn this shit off...*
Amy: *tapping along to the song* Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fire!
*we pull up to Target*
Amy: Wow, that went by quick! *looks at the line* We'll be here for a while, Zane.
Me: That's ok.
*line passes*
Me: Ok... so what are we getting for everybody?
Amy: Let's see... Sonic gets a lump of coal, Tails gets... some hex-screwdriver thing... Cream and Cheese get some Barbie stuff, Rouge gets... oh God... she wanted... *whispers* some sex stuff...
Me: *whispers back* We are not getting that stuff... I am not having my name ruined by that whore!
Amy: Good... Blaze gets... geez... not sure for her... Knuckles gets a book about how to control his anger...
Me: hahahaha
Amy: And you get... well... I'm gonna surprise you, not telling you 'til Christmas!
Me: Same with you!
Amy: Ok, let's get shopping!
*we get all the stuff... plus...*
Me: *gets her a.... YOU CAN SUGGEST IN THE COMMENTS! *
Amy: *gets me some Genesis portable* He's so into the 16-bit era, he should enjoy this.
Me: Done?
Amy: Yup!
Me: Paid for everything?
Amy: Yup, and you?
Me: Paid my fair share!
Amy: Good!
Me: We going anywhere else?
Amy: Nah, not for the morning. I'm so tired.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Amy: Well, let me drop you off at home.
Me: No, if we're here, I'm gonna treat you to some coffee. Or hot cocoa.
Amy: Oh my God, I'd love some!
Me: The place is walking distance from here, let's go!
*we walk to Caribou*
Me: I'm paying for you, consider it a small date.
Amy: Yay!
Me: So what are you getting?
Amy: Just some hot cocoa.
Me: Ok then. *orders her that and gets myself a latte*
Me: *pullls out a chair for her* Sit down, I'll get the orders! ^^
Amy: God, you're such a gent! *sits down*
Me: *comes back with the orders*
Amy: We can drink that in the car, I don't mind if you spill it!
Me: Ok then.
*on the drive back to my house*
Amy: God... I live so far away. And I'm not sure if I'll stay awake the whole way!
Me: You can crash at my place, I don't mind, and I certainly do not want you falling asleep behind the wheel!
Amy: Where am I gonna sleep?
Me: *whispers* You can sleep in my bed with me... just do not let my sisters see, or my parents!
Amy: *blushes* Ok... that's kinda dirty, though.
Me: Relax, it's not like we're doing anything under the covers... as long as no one sees, we're good!
Amy: Ok. This is gonna be a first...
Me: Same here!
Amy: *pulls up* We're here... try not to make any noise!
Me: Don't worry, I gave my dogs some benadryl before we left!
Amy: Ok... *walks in carefully, not waking up anybody*
Me: *follows*
Me: *takes off the jeans and gets into bed* come on Amy... I'm not making you sleep on the couch!
Amy: Ok... *crawls into bed next to me* *snuggles up to me*
Me: *blushes* I'll let my parents know why you're here... you can have breakfast and then leave.
Amy: I'll tell them you slept on the couch!
Me: Good. Let's get some sleep now, dear.
Amy: *snuggles up close and falls asleep, smiling*
Me: *falls asleep, smiling also*
THE END
