Naruto Shippuden: Sasuke came back but so did a lot dead people

Durarara: city full of fucked up people

Hunter x Hunter: lots of training lots of dying

Haikyuu: gay volleyball players in denial

Dmmd: no one is straight

No.6: killer bees and two gay boys

Hetailia: personified countries that are gay

Darker than Black: were killing each other but we don't know why

Prince of Tennis: everyone sucks at tennis except me

New Prince of Tennis: lol I'm still better than everyone

Sword Art Online: four girls love me but i chose the one that can kick my ass

Tokyo Ghoul: we eat people but we also eat each other

Hyouka: "I'm curious" shit not again

Undying Love: my girlfriends dead

My Little Monster: I love you wait no jk actually yes I do

Angel Beats: were all dead but somehow we keep dying

Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN FUCKING ROBOT

Ouran High School Host Club: God damn rich people.

Soul Eater: Gonna use this motherfucker to beat another motherfucker.

Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG

Naruto: SsssSSssUuuUuUUKKkkkkeEEEeeee

Kuroshitsuji: I'll beat up that motherfucker for you, my lord.

Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear.

Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!

Bleach: ban........KAI!

Kuroko no Basket: gay basketball players.

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Lesbians fighting witches.

Hetalia: gay personified nations

Boku no Pico: The beautiful story of a young boy who meets new friends while staying with his grandfather that teach him the meaning of life and help him go on the journey to find himself; truly a heartwarming piece of fiction.

Shingeki no Kyoujin: God dammit, Eren.

Free!: No Haru that's not a pool.

Dangan Ronpa: Tell them Naegi

Pandora Hearts: The story of a boy and his plush
rabbit.
Code Geass: Mechas, Fan Service, and Chess basically.

Attack on the Titan: Big naked people eating smaller people.