Spongebob<33

"Saying oh yeah I remember, when you really don't know."

"I hate it when your sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and the next thing you know BOOM. Human giraffe sits in front of you."

"If you sext do you get a phoner?"

"That awkward moment when you see two twins fighting and one calls the other ugly."

"When I get the answer correct and the smart kid didn't and im feelin like a boss."

"That look you give your friend when someone attractive walks in the room."

"Laughing sarcastically and then making a serious face."

"Lazy rule: Cant reach what I dropped, don't need it."

"Touching things that...

I was startled by the knock on the door. I wasn't expecting anybody. I put my bags down and went to open.

"Hey Bianca."

"Oh hi Jen. Come in." I smiled at my friend.

"I was here earlier, but you weren't here." she stated.

"Yeah, I was out doing touristy stuff all day."

"Oh cool. Was it fun?"

"Definitely. I did some shopping as well." I pointed at my bags. "How was rehearsal?"

"It was good. Michael was being his demanding self, as always." Jennifer chuckled.

"What else is new?" I said sarcastically.

"Speaking of which... Have you told him?" her expression went from cheerful to serious.

"Jen, you ask me...

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong,...