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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 84: Ammo
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:40 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Roger was driving this freight train out of the yards.
Nikki: *Watching the train leave the yards*
Meadow: *Arrives* Howdy big sis.
Nikki: Hey there. What took you so long? We gotta get our train going.
Meadow: Where are we going off to today?
Nikki: We're following Roger's train to Cheyenne. Pete wants us to help him out for a couple of days.
Meadow: Sounds good to me. What's going to be on our train?
Nikki: We're pulling 37 boxcars full of ammunition for guns. Once we get it into Cheyenne, the Union Pacific will get it to a military base somewhere east.
In Cheyenne however, there was a pony working for the mafia. His name is Browning. He saw Nocturnal Mirage arrive in a short freight train. Once he stopped his train in the yards, Browning walked over to him.
Mirage: *Uncouples his engine from the freight train*
Browning: Hold up!
Mirage: Oh, it's you again.
Browning: What's on your train?
Mirage: Nothing Browning. All those freight cars are empty.
Browning: You're lying. Let me take a look.
Mirage: No way mate. I've got serious work to do, and you should be out on the streets killing cops, and robbing banks.
Browning: Other ponies in my mafia are doing that. What I'm supposed to do is steal goods from your train.
Mirage: Well you can't get anything from my train. It's empty.
Browning just decided to leave. He knew later that more freight trains would arrive, and if he was lucky, there would be stuff for him to steal.
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, or trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.
Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* Hey Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: You gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: Hey wait a second. Was that supposed to scare me?
Wilson: *Stops, and turns around to face Gordon* Alright then, I'll tell Nicole to go faster, and make your train blow up, and possibly kill you.
Gordon: Never mind.
Wilson: Will you stop being impatient?
Gordon: Over my dead body.
Wilson: That can be arranged. *Grabs walkie talkie*
Gordon: You're not gonna tell Nicole to speed up, are you?
Wilson: Well...
Nicole: *Pushes tank cars onto Gordon's engine*
Gordon: *Blows horn twice*
Nicole: *Uncouples her engine from Gordon's train*
Gordon: *Drives his train*
Wilson: Wait a second! *Runs after the train* What about your caboose?
Gordon: Don't need it!!
Wilson: Yeah you do!
Gordon: Then allow me to say fuck you. You have caused me to be late by going too slow with coupling the train up to my engines, and threatening to blow me up. I cannot wait, so I'm leaving.
Wilson: *Stops running* You idiot!!!
Gordon: *Gets his train out of the yards* First Pete threatens to have me transferred up North onto another part of this railway, and now Wilson is acting like a bitch.
Just then, Roger arrived in his freight train. He had more tank cars to put into the yard.
Snowflake: Oh great. More tank cars.
Nikki: *Stops her train behind Roger's* Hope this doesn't take too long.
Meadow: I hope it doesn't take too long either. We have to wait on the mainline.
Orion: *Driving his freight train towards the yards, and sees Roger's train* I know just what I'm gonna do in order to get fired. *Crashes into Roger's train*
Because of the violent movements from the crash, the tank cars blew up.
Nikki: Oh my goodness!
Meadow: Good thing we weren't too close. Right?
Nikki: Right.
Roger: *Comes out of his engine* My god. How am I still alive?
Orion: *Flies to Roger* Forget that. How am I still alive? Remember, I crashed into your train.
Browning: *Arrives* What are you assholes doing?
Orion: Arguing?
Browning: Remember, I'm going to steal that shit, along with the ammunition on that other train. Don't be careless.
After talking to Orion, Browning decided to go to some random bar to do only one thing. Get drunk.
Browning: *Crosses the train tracks, and gets onto the platform. He sees Stylo arrive in a passenger train. So, he grabs a Tommygun, and shoots the engine*
Stylo: *Stops the train, and gets out* Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
Browning: What does it look like I'm doing dipshit?
Stylo: You just ruined a brand new locomotive.
Browning: Yeah well some of your friends up in the train yard ruined some of my merchandise.
Stylo: You mean the gasoline, and ammunition? It's not even yours to begin with you trigger happy twat!
Browning: *Leaves the station*
Stylo: Hey! I'm not finished talking to you!! HEY!!!
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Fifteen minutes remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.
Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting next to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki said it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully, Browning won't bother us anymore.
But Stylo spoke too soon. Just as Hawkeye, and Stylo got out of their train, Browning arrived.
Browning: What do you lazy stallions think you're doing?!
Hawkeye: Our job. We were just about to push these freight cars down the hump.
Browning: Not without letting me take some of that cargo.
Stylo: You can't have it.
Browning: I want it! I only have two bullets left for my gun, but I'll be more then happy to use both of them on you. *Pointing Tommygun at Hawkeye, and Stylo*
Hawkeye: Why don't you go kill Gordon?
Stylo: He's actually lazy, and doesn't know anything.
Hawkeye: You'll do all of Equestria a favor by killing him.
Browning: I'm not listening to you. *Waving gun around* If you don't let me have any of that ammo, I'll see to it that your railway goes out of business.
Stylo: Take it easy with that thing.
Browning: Shut up! *Accidentally pulls trigger*
The two bullets hit a tank car, and it blew up.
Hawkeye: Holy crap!!
Stylo: You see what you did?! Now there's going to be a chain reaction of explosions, and everything will be destroyed.
Browning: You should've given me my ammo! None of this would've happened if you just gave it to me!
Hawkeye: None of this would've happened if you left us alone!
Gordon: *Arrives with Mirage, Wilson, and Orion* What the shit?! Why are those freight cars exploding?
Hawkeye: Blame Browning. *Takes gun away from Browning* He was letting his gun do all of the talking, and it said some things it shouldn't have.
Mirage: Yes well, we gotta stop those explosions quickly. Those tank cars are close to the mainline, and Stephanie will be passing those cars at any minute.
Wilson: Got it. Orion, stay here with Browning, and make sure he doesn't damage anymore things.
Orion: Got it.
Everyone except Orion, and Browning ran towards the exploding freight cars.
Gordon: We need a fire extinguisher.
Wilson: Don't have one.
Mirage: Water?
Hawkeye: Too far away.
Stylo: Gordon, don't you know any spells to stop those tank cars from exploding?
Gordon: I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I guess I'm getting a little too distracted with that trigger happy twat Browning. Once Pete finds out what he did, he won't be happy.
Mirage: Save that for later, and stop the fire now!
Gordon: *Charges up his horn* I'll try to get a big bucket of water here with my magic.
Hawkeye: Don't take too long.
Stylo: The fate of the Union Pacific depends on you.
Wilson: *Sees headlights from a distance* I see lights!
Mirage: That must be Stephanie! Hurry up Gordon!
Gordon: I'm doing this as quickly as I can!! *Makes the big bucket of water appear*
Stephanie: *Blows horn on her train*
Mirage: Now put out the fire!!
Gordon: *Puts out fire from tank cars*
Stylo: You did it!!
Ponies: *Cheering*
Stephanie: *Passes the trainyard*
Mirage: Just in time too. Fantastic work Gordon.
Gordon: Thanks you guys.
After what just happened, Browning got arrested, and was never heard from again. As for Gordon, Pete decided to give him a raise for stopping the chain reaction of explosions from getting too close to the mainline, and wrecking Stephanie's train.
The end
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Jeff leaves the Union Pacific, but chances are he will come back.
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 84: Ammo
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:40 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Roger was driving this freight train out of the yards.
Nikki: *Watching the train leave the yards*
Meadow: *Arrives* Howdy big sis.
Nikki: Hey there. What took you so long? We gotta get our train going.
Meadow: Where are we going off to today?
Nikki: We're following Roger's train to Cheyenne. Pete wants us to help him out for a couple of days.
Meadow: Sounds good to me. What's going to be on our train?
Nikki: We're pulling 37 boxcars full of ammunition for guns. Once we get it into Cheyenne, the Union Pacific will get it to a military base somewhere east.
In Cheyenne however, there was a pony working for the mafia. His name is Browning. He saw Nocturnal Mirage arrive in a short freight train. Once he stopped his train in the yards, Browning walked over to him.
Mirage: *Uncouples his engine from the freight train*
Browning: Hold up!
Mirage: Oh, it's you again.
Browning: What's on your train?
Mirage: Nothing Browning. All those freight cars are empty.
Browning: You're lying. Let me take a look.
Mirage: No way mate. I've got serious work to do, and you should be out on the streets killing cops, and robbing banks.
Browning: Other ponies in my mafia are doing that. What I'm supposed to do is steal goods from your train.
Mirage: Well you can't get anything from my train. It's empty.
Browning just decided to leave. He knew later that more freight trains would arrive, and if he was lucky, there would be stuff for him to steal.
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, or trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.
Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* Hey Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: You gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: Hey wait a second. Was that supposed to scare me?
Wilson: *Stops, and turns around to face Gordon* Alright then, I'll tell Nicole to go faster, and make your train blow up, and possibly kill you.
Gordon: Never mind.
Wilson: Will you stop being impatient?
Gordon: Over my dead body.
Wilson: That can be arranged. *Grabs walkie talkie*
Gordon: You're not gonna tell Nicole to speed up, are you?
Wilson: Well...
Nicole: *Pushes tank cars onto Gordon's engine*
Gordon: *Blows horn twice*
Nicole: *Uncouples her engine from Gordon's train*
Gordon: *Drives his train*
Wilson: Wait a second! *Runs after the train* What about your caboose?
Gordon: Don't need it!!
Wilson: Yeah you do!
Gordon: Then allow me to say fuck you. You have caused me to be late by going too slow with coupling the train up to my engines, and threatening to blow me up. I cannot wait, so I'm leaving.
Wilson: *Stops running* You idiot!!!
Gordon: *Gets his train out of the yards* First Pete threatens to have me transferred up North onto another part of this railway, and now Wilson is acting like a bitch.
Just then, Roger arrived in his freight train. He had more tank cars to put into the yard.
Snowflake: Oh great. More tank cars.
Nikki: *Stops her train behind Roger's* Hope this doesn't take too long.
Meadow: I hope it doesn't take too long either. We have to wait on the mainline.
Orion: *Driving his freight train towards the yards, and sees Roger's train* I know just what I'm gonna do in order to get fired. *Crashes into Roger's train*
Because of the violent movements from the crash, the tank cars blew up.
Nikki: Oh my goodness!
Meadow: Good thing we weren't too close. Right?
Nikki: Right.
Roger: *Comes out of his engine* My god. How am I still alive?
Orion: *Flies to Roger* Forget that. How am I still alive? Remember, I crashed into your train.
Browning: *Arrives* What are you assholes doing?
Orion: Arguing?
Browning: Remember, I'm going to steal that shit, along with the ammunition on that other train. Don't be careless.
After talking to Orion, Browning decided to go to some random bar to do only one thing. Get drunk.
Browning: *Crosses the train tracks, and gets onto the platform. He sees Stylo arrive in a passenger train. So, he grabs a Tommygun, and shoots the engine*
Stylo: *Stops the train, and gets out* Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
Browning: What does it look like I'm doing dipshit?
Stylo: You just ruined a brand new locomotive.
Browning: Yeah well some of your friends up in the train yard ruined some of my merchandise.
Stylo: You mean the gasoline, and ammunition? It's not even yours to begin with you trigger happy twat!
Browning: *Leaves the station*
Stylo: Hey! I'm not finished talking to you!! HEY!!!
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Fifteen minutes remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.
Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting next to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki said it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully, Browning won't bother us anymore.
But Stylo spoke too soon. Just as Hawkeye, and Stylo got out of their train, Browning arrived.
Browning: What do you lazy stallions think you're doing?!
Hawkeye: Our job. We were just about to push these freight cars down the hump.
Browning: Not without letting me take some of that cargo.
Stylo: You can't have it.
Browning: I want it! I only have two bullets left for my gun, but I'll be more then happy to use both of them on you. *Pointing Tommygun at Hawkeye, and Stylo*
Hawkeye: Why don't you go kill Gordon?
Stylo: He's actually lazy, and doesn't know anything.
Hawkeye: You'll do all of Equestria a favor by killing him.
Browning: I'm not listening to you. *Waving gun around* If you don't let me have any of that ammo, I'll see to it that your railway goes out of business.
Stylo: Take it easy with that thing.
Browning: Shut up! *Accidentally pulls trigger*
The two bullets hit a tank car, and it blew up.
Hawkeye: Holy crap!!
Stylo: You see what you did?! Now there's going to be a chain reaction of explosions, and everything will be destroyed.
Browning: You should've given me my ammo! None of this would've happened if you just gave it to me!
Hawkeye: None of this would've happened if you left us alone!
Gordon: *Arrives with Mirage, Wilson, and Orion* What the shit?! Why are those freight cars exploding?
Hawkeye: Blame Browning. *Takes gun away from Browning* He was letting his gun do all of the talking, and it said some things it shouldn't have.
Mirage: Yes well, we gotta stop those explosions quickly. Those tank cars are close to the mainline, and Stephanie will be passing those cars at any minute.
Wilson: Got it. Orion, stay here with Browning, and make sure he doesn't damage anymore things.
Orion: Got it.
Everyone except Orion, and Browning ran towards the exploding freight cars.
Gordon: We need a fire extinguisher.
Wilson: Don't have one.
Mirage: Water?
Hawkeye: Too far away.
Stylo: Gordon, don't you know any spells to stop those tank cars from exploding?
Gordon: I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I guess I'm getting a little too distracted with that trigger happy twat Browning. Once Pete finds out what he did, he won't be happy.
Mirage: Save that for later, and stop the fire now!
Gordon: *Charges up his horn* I'll try to get a big bucket of water here with my magic.
Hawkeye: Don't take too long.
Stylo: The fate of the Union Pacific depends on you.
Wilson: *Sees headlights from a distance* I see lights!
Mirage: That must be Stephanie! Hurry up Gordon!
Gordon: I'm doing this as quickly as I can!! *Makes the big bucket of water appear*
Stephanie: *Blows horn on her train*
Mirage: Now put out the fire!!
Gordon: *Puts out fire from tank cars*
Stylo: You did it!!
Ponies: *Cheering*
Stephanie: *Passes the trainyard*
Mirage: Just in time too. Fantastic work Gordon.
Gordon: Thanks you guys.
After what just happened, Browning got arrested, and was never heard from again. As for Gordon, Pete decided to give him a raise for stopping the chain reaction of explosions from getting too close to the mainline, and wrecking Stephanie's train.
The end
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Jeff leaves the Union Pacific, but chances are he will come back.