Theme song >>>> link
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 91:..................................
Wait a minute. This isn't a TV Show, this is a movie. Well, actually, this is a fanfic, but it's typed out to look like a movie.
Our fanfic is Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts
Date: September 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye was walking to the train yard so he could drive a freight train to Denver.
Metal Gloss: *Waiting on the platform*
Hawkeye: What are you waiting for?
Metal Gloss: Passenger train.
Hawkeye: Alright, I have to go to the yards. *Kisses Metal Gloss* I love you. *Walks to the train yard*
Metal Gloss: Love you too Hawk.
Hawkeye: *Enters the train yard, and sees Nikki* Howdy.
Nikki: *Giggles* I didn't know you spoke my language.
Hawkeye: When does your train get ready to depart?
Nikki: In five minutes. I gotta tell you something.
Hawkeye: I'm all ears.
Nikki: Wilson just told me that there is going to be a shortage of locomotives, because many of them broke down. He just purchased some new parts over there.
Wilson: *By a pick up truck looking over the engine parts*
Hawkeye: He looks like he's having a good time.
Nikki: Not really.
Hawkeye: When will you mares learn sarcasm?
Just then, a green, and white coupe appeared, and the pony driving it was blue, and green. His name is Wallace.
Wallace: Give me those engine parts!! *Punches Wilson, and puts the boxes of engine parts into his car*
Hawkeye: *Looks at Wilson, and Wallace* That's not good, excuse me for a moment. *Runs toward Wallace*
Wilson: *Pushes Wallace onto the back of the car* Get those parts out of your car!
Wallace: *Grabs a gun, and shoots Wilson. He drives away*
Song for car chase: link
Hawkeye: *Runs to the truck, starts it, and chases Wallace* Wilson is dead. That sucks, and to make things worse, there is music being played that belongs in the 1970's! *Shrugs* Well, it's better then nothing.
Wallace: *Turns left at an intersection*
Hawkeye: *Turns left*
Wallace: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Hawkeye: *Going over 80 miles an hour*
Wallace: *Turns left*
Pierce: *Turns left while hitting the curb*
They went over a bridge passing the entrance of the train yard.
Wallace: *Turns left*
Hawkeye: *Honks twice as he turns left*
Mare: *Spins out, and hits a traffic light*
Wallace: *Pushes a car onto grass in the middle of the road*
Hawkeye: *Catching up to Wallace*
Wallace: *Brakes*
Pierce: *Swerves to the right*
Wallace: *Rams Pierce's car*
Pierce: *Nearly goes off the road*
Wallace: *Turns left onto a two lane road*
Pierce: *Gets hit from the right as he turns left, and ends up on the wrong side of the road*
Wallace: *Getting away*
Pierce: *Turns onto the right side of the road, and is behind Wallace*
Wallace: *Grabs a pistol, and rolls down his window*
Pierce: *Goes to the right side of Wallace's car, and hits him*
Wallace: *Grabs a grenade, and throws it through the right window*
The grenade was too far away after Wallace threw it. It blew up less then half a mile away from them.
Pierce: Stop!!! Just give me those engine parts, and I'll leave you alone!!!
Wallace: *Raises his gun, and points it at Pierce*
Pierce: Don't do it! It's not worth it!!!
Wallace: *Shoots Pierce*
Pierce: AAHHH!!! *Spins out of control, and goes over a car. The truck lands on it's roof*
The song fades away.
Date: September 24, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:05 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Everyone was at Wilson's funeral. Well.. Almost everyone. Gordon didn't show up, but there was still a lot of ponies there. Even some of the ponies from the Southern Pacific came to pay their respects.
When the funeral ended, Gordon finally arrived.
Pete: Where have you been?
Gordon: I came as fast as I could, but the police pulled me over three times.
Hawkeye: You should have been going slower.
Gordon: Hey, you flipped over one of our supply trucks while chasing the guy that killed Wilson. The cops didn't give a shit about that.
Pete: Alright, we get it. Go home.
Gordon: *Drives away*
Next morning, Pete had some of his workers see him in his office.
Gordon: You wanted to see me?
Pete: Yes, I've been really thinking about this.
Gordon: About what?
Pete: Well, several of our engines have broken down, and thanks to some maniac, we don't have any parts to repair them. Since we're low on engines, we won't have many trains to run, so I decided to let you have a vacation.
Gordon: Thanks sir.
Pete: Where do you plan on going?
Gordon: Atlantic City. Won't do much gambling, because I want to see my sister.
Pete: Okay. Enjoy the vacation, and I'll see you next week.
Gordon: *Leaves the office*
Hawkeye: *Enters the office* Gordon looks very smug. Did he insult you?
Pete: Not at all. I gave him a vacation.
Hawkeye: Well, at least he won't be annoying anypony through this dark, tragic time on the Union Pacific.
Pete: It's not dark, nor is it tragic. It's just a big ammount of engines breaking down, not getting repaired due to a lack of engine parts. I decided to order some new engines, and I want you to pick them up at Denver.
Hawkeye: Okay, I'll go get them.
Pete: Be very careful. I want them here in one piece.
Hawkeye: They'll be here, they'll be here. *Leaves the office*
At the trainyard.
Hawkeye: *Climbing into an engine*
Stylo: *Sees Hawkeye* Driving a train?
Hawkeye: Nope. Picking up new engines for the railway.
Stylo: Alright, good luck.
Hawkeye: *Drives the engine while blowing the horn*
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye entered the train yards, and saw the engines he had to bring to Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his engine, and looks at the new engines*
Mirage: *Arrives* Lovely locomotives, aren't they?
Hawkeye: Where did you come from?
Mirage: Pete had me drive a freight train carrying gasoline, and livestock here.
Hawkeye: Gasoline, and livestock? That doesn't sound like a good combo.
Mirage: Yeah, Pete told me to be careful.
Yard Pony: *Arrives* Are you the two ponies delivering these engines to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Yes.
Yard Pony: You better get going. We're expecting a freight train with fifty five freight cars.
Hawkeye: We're on our way. *Couples his engine to the new engines*
Mirage: *Climbs into the engine cab*
Hawkeye: *Climbs into the engine cab, and drives the train*
Mirage: We're on our way.
Hawkeye: To tell you the truth, I think it's great that we're getting new engines, but what we really need are new parts.
Mirage: They're more expensive. It was cheaper to order new engines.
Hawkeye: Alright, I didn't know that.
Meanwhile in Cheyenne.
Pete: *Signing papers*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office* Denver just called. They say that Pierce, and Nocturnal Mirage are on their way over here.
Pete: Ah, good. I have a new job for you Percy. While Pierce, and Mirage are delivering the new engines, I want you to repair the track on Archer Hill. Some of the spikes are loose.
Percy: I can fix it.
Pete: And bring Jeff with you. It'll be too hard to fix the track on Archer Hill by yourself.
Pete: Okay. *Leaves the office*
Hawkeye, and Mirage just got out of Denver, when they saw a red signal in front of them.
Hawkeye: *Stops the train*
Mirage: What seems to be the problem?
Hawkeye: I don't know. Our line seems clear. Signals stay red until a train gets a mile ahead of it. I can see five miles ahead of us, and there is no train.
Mirage: Perhaps the tracks are in bad condition?
Hawkeye: No, they seem okay. Something is not right here.
A bullet hit the window in the engine's cab.
Mirage: I think I know what you mean. *Sees gangsters running toward the train with guns*
Hawkeye: Red signal, or not, I'm moving forward. *Drives the train*
Gangsters: *Shooting at Hawkeye, and Mirage*
Mirage: Why do they want us dead? We don't have anything valuable.
Hawkeye: New engines. They could steal them, and sell them to a different railroad for half price.
Mirage: How would they do that?
Hawkeye: Get forged papers, and ID cards, and no one would know they were gangsters. Instead, they would think they were workers for the U.P.
Mirage: Christ. Why can't those gangsters just stay on the streets, and kill ponies there? They always want to steal stuff from us.
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Michael was waiting in the train yard when he saw Roger arrive in a short freight.
Roger: *Stops his train*
Michael: Roger, I got a job for you.
Roger: What is it sir?
Michael: Go to Cheyenne, and deliver engine parts to The Union Pacific.
Roger: *Angry* I just got back from there!!
Michael: Do as I say, or else. Anthony is waiting for you.
Anthony: *Smiles, and waves at Roger*
Roger: Stop smiling you fucking ass. *Walks to the train*
Michael: *Walks away*
Anthony: I was just trying to be friendly.
Roger: I don't care. *Climbs into the engine cab* Keep your mouth shut, and I won't be pissed off. *Drives the train*
Hawkeye, and Mirage just got out of Coltorado, and entered Wyoming with the seven new engines.
Hawkeye: So, what type of engines are we delivering? I'm not familiar with them.
Mirage: U25B diesels by General Electric.
Hawkeye: General Electric?
Mirage: Yes. They were once teamed up with Equestrian Locomotive Company, but split up, and decided to make their own locos. They're called U boats for short.
Hawkeye: I'm sure if the Nazis were still around, they'd really appreciate that.
Back at Cheyenne, Pete was checking things in the yard.
Pete: Mike!
Gonzo: *Arrives* Yes sir?
Pete: How much space do we have in the yards?
Gonzo: Enough to fit nearly 200 freight cars.
Pete: Good. We're having more trains coming in this week. One of them contains new engine parts I bought, and the Southern Pacific is delivering them to me from Ogden as we speak. Also, Pierce, and Mirage are coming from Denver with new locomotives.
Gonzo: I see. Interesting to know.
Pete: I know you have no intelligence, but whatever you do, keep Orion away from the new engines, and parts. He might try to destroy them in order to get fired.
Gonzo: I'll keep that in mind.
Pete: I'll have his sister, Snowflake help you.
Snowflake: *Sticks her head out of a window in the yard tower* We'll make sure Orion doesn't destroy anything sir.
Orion: *Arrives with a chainsaw while whistling the tune of Hound Dog*
Gonzo: *Spots Orion* Eh, Snowflake?
Snowflake: Yes?
Orion: *Activates the chainsaw, and begins to saw part of the tower off* This tower will collapse in a matter of seconds.
Pete: *Runs to Orion* Oh no you don't!! *Pulls Orion away from the tower* Bad boy!
Orion: *Turns off the chainsaw* Very 21st century of you sir. I am not a dog.
Pete: You should know better than to make the yard tower fall down!
Gonzo & Snowflake: Shame on you!
Orion: At least I'm getting fired.
Pete: Oh no you're not. Just to piss you off, I'll make you work here without getting paid.
Orion: So be it. Now excuse me as I quote part of a poem by Shakespeare. *Grabs a skull* The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
Pete: That's Confucius!
Orion: Oh well. *Walks away*
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:36 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Mirage entered the yards with the new engines.
Pete: Oh good, they're here.
Hawkeye: *Stops*
Mirage: *Gets out*
Gonzo: *Blocking Mirage* You ain't leavin' until you tell me where Orion is.
Mirage: How am I supposed to know where he is?
Gonzo: Wow, and ponies think I'm dumb.
Mirage: I haven't seen him since I left hours ago.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train* I haven't seen him either.
Suddenly Percy and Jeff were seen flying towards them.
Mirage: Oh christ.
Percy & Jeff: *Land on their stomachs*
Hawkeye: Are you two alright?
Jeff: *Gets up, and helps Percy get up* Yes, we both seem to be okay.
Percy: Orion brought a friend of his that happens to be a unicorn. He used a spell to send us flying here.
Jeff: Without getting killed of course. They wouldn't want to deal with the charges.
Pete: Orion did that?
Jeff: Yes.
Pete: He might be trying to destroy the tracks.
Stylo: *Arrives* New engines are here?
Mirage: Right over there.
Stylo: Nice. I gotta deliver milk, and tractors to a farm west of here, but I only have one engine, and it doesn't have enough power. Mind if I use one of the new engines?
Pete: Help yourself.
Stylo: Thanks. *Goes all the way to the back of the row of new engines*
Pete: Alright, back to Orion.
While Stylo was taking one of the new engines to use for his train, things weren't going well on Archer Hill.
Orion: *With his unicorn friend*
Don was the name of the unicorn helping Orion taking the tracks apart.
Orion: Haha, thanks for your help.
Don: What do I get out of this?
Orion: The rest of the money I get for working on this railway.
Pete: *Arrives in a supply truck with Percy, and Jeff* Orion!!!!
Orion: *Salutes* SIR YES SIR!
Percy: Calm down Orion, it's just us.
Pete: You're not getting fired that easily Orion!
Orion: *Begs* Oh please sir, let me get fired! I hate working here, because you constantly change my assignments too soon, and if I quit, the government will kill me!
Pete: You're not going to get killed by the government for quitting your job!
Orion: Then how did Wilson die?!
Jeff: He was killed by someone who was stealing parts for our engines.
Orion: He was probably undercover for the FBI.
Pete: Even so, you're not leaving here. Get back to the yards, and drive a freight to Pocatello.
Orion: Okay. *Gets into the truck with Pete, Percy, and Jeff*
Don: Hey, what about my money?
Pete: You can get it once you repair that track! *Drives away in the truck*
Don: *Repairs the track* So, I'll get my money later, right? *Walks back to his house* Send it to my house by mail!
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.
Roger: I was literally here 50 minutes ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here you complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I love to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about more things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe you have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only doing 49.
Anthony: The speed limit is actually 50, because of the curve ahead of us.
Roger: And stop correcting me dammit!! What the hell have I ever done to you?!
Anthony: Let's see. There was that time in 1934 when we were double heading a train to the mines, and you made my engine derail. Also, when we moved here from Germaneigh in 1945, you tried to throw my papers away. In 1953, you made fun of me for losing my accent, even though you lost yours before me, and then-
Roger: Alright I get it!
Anthony: You get it. Good.
Their train went down Sherman Hill, and Roger could see a train to their left. It was also heading for the yards.
Roger: Who's driving that train?
Anthony: No clue.
Roger: Whoever it is, I'm passing them. They won't enter the yards before us.
Anthony: Why not? I wouldn't mind.
Roger: His train is much shorter then ours. It only has two freight cars on it. *Passes the train*
Metal Gloss was the one driving the short freight. She slowed down in order to let Roger get ahead of her.
Roger: *Slowly enters the yards, and stops his train next to the yard tower. He sees part of the tower is sawed off*
Snowflake: *Walks up to the train, and looks at Roger, and Anthony* Hello.
Roger: Hey Snowy. It's been some time since our last encounter.
Snowflake: Don't call me snowy.
Roger: *Gets out of the train* Whatever you say, snowy.
Anthony: I thought she didn't like that nickname.
Snowflake: He's not listening to me, so who cares?
Roger: *Uncouples the engines from the cars* Anyway, we got those engine parts over here for you.
Snowflake: Good. Pete will be very happy about that.
Anthony: Where is he?
Snowflake: Office. Signing a butt load of papers.
Roger: What is our next train?
Snowflake: Your next train is just a bunch of empties. Three box cars, seven hoppers, two gondolas, a stock car, and that's it.
Anthony: Where is it?
Snowflake: It'll be ready soon.
Orion: *Looking at the new engine parts inside the freight cars* Oh yes, those do look nice. And now-
Snowflake: *Hits Orion in the head with a hammer* Nice try. Really.
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 1:26 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Nicole, and Ike got their train into the yard after driving from North Platte.
Ike: *Applies the brakes, and watches the tower as the train stops next to there* Is it me, or does the tower seem different to you?
Nicole: What do you mean?
Ike: Look at it.
Nicole: *Looks at the tower, and sees part of it sawed off* How is it still standing?
Ike: I'm not sure, but they better fix it soon.
While they went to uncouple the engines from their train, Hawkeye walked into the yards with Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek* You are the sexiest mare in the entire universe.
Metal Gloss: *Blushes, and kisses Hawkeye*
Nicole: Make out scene, three o' clock.
Ike: Get back in the engine, I'll finish up here.
Then, the pony that stole the engine parts from the beginning of this story came back. He ran into the yards with a Tommygun, and started shooting at Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: *Screams*
Hawkeye: Stay down!
Wallace: *Shooting at everything in the yards. One of his bullets hit the part of the tower that got sawed off, and it falls down*
Snowflake: *Jumps out of the tower*
Wallace: *Sees the engine parts on a freight train, and looks at an engine coupled up to them* Hope you don't mind, but I'm taking your parts!!!! *Gets into the engine*
Hawkeye: NO! *Runs toward Nicole's engine*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye no! You'll get killed!
Song: link
Hawkeye: Again with this fucking music?!!? *Gets into the second engine from Nicole's train*
Wallace: *Exits the yards* No one is following me. *Laughs* This is easy. *Stops laughing when he sees an engine following him* Ooh.
Hawkeye: *Sees Wallace not far ahead of him*
Wallace: *Reloads his Tommygun*
Hawkeye: *Grabs a shotgun from under his seat*
Wallace: *Shoots three bullets, but Hawkeye is too far away*
Hawkeye: *Getting closer, and fires one shot at Wallace. He hits the engine Wallace is driving*
Wallace: *Shooting the front of Hawkeye's engine*
Hawkeye: *Shoots a window on Wallace's engine*
Wallace: *Shooting at Hawkeye, but he is taking cover*
Hawkeye: *Shoots the gun out of Wallace's hooves*
Wallace: *Watches the gun fall out of the train*
Hawkeye: *Sees a switch in front of him, and his engine gets in front of Wallace's train*
Wallace: *Increases the speed of his train*
Hawkeye: *Applies the brakes, and climbs on top of his engine*
Wallace: Why are we slowing down?!
Hawkeye: *Gets inside of Wallace's engine* You fucked with the wrong railroad asshole!
Wallace: *Punches Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train, and kicks Wallace outside*
The song fades away as Hawkeye jumps down from the train, landing next to Wallace.
Hawkeye: Alright wiseguy, *Makes Wallace stand up, and pushes him onto the train* Talk!!
Wallace: *Stays silent*
Hawkeye: TALK!!!
Wallace: I needed the money. *Grabs a revolver, and points it at Pierce* Where's your shotgun?
Hawkeye: Inside the train. You weren't armed.. Until now.
Wallace: And now-
Hawkeye: *Punches Wallace*
Wallace: *Falls down unconscious*
Hawkeye: Let the cops deal with you. *Gets into the train, and drives it back to the yards*
The song starts to play from the beginning again.
Hawkeye: Whoever provided the music for this story, I'm going to kill them!!!!!
Stop the song, for this is..
The End
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 91:..................................
Wait a minute. This isn't a TV Show, this is a movie. Well, actually, this is a fanfic, but it's typed out to look like a movie.
Our fanfic is Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts
Date: September 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye was walking to the train yard so he could drive a freight train to Denver.
Metal Gloss: *Waiting on the platform*
Hawkeye: What are you waiting for?
Metal Gloss: Passenger train.
Hawkeye: Alright, I have to go to the yards. *Kisses Metal Gloss* I love you. *Walks to the train yard*
Metal Gloss: Love you too Hawk.
Hawkeye: *Enters the train yard, and sees Nikki* Howdy.
Nikki: *Giggles* I didn't know you spoke my language.
Hawkeye: When does your train get ready to depart?
Nikki: In five minutes. I gotta tell you something.
Hawkeye: I'm all ears.
Nikki: Wilson just told me that there is going to be a shortage of locomotives, because many of them broke down. He just purchased some new parts over there.
Wilson: *By a pick up truck looking over the engine parts*
Hawkeye: He looks like he's having a good time.
Nikki: Not really.
Hawkeye: When will you mares learn sarcasm?
Just then, a green, and white coupe appeared, and the pony driving it was blue, and green. His name is Wallace.
Wallace: Give me those engine parts!! *Punches Wilson, and puts the boxes of engine parts into his car*
Hawkeye: *Looks at Wilson, and Wallace* That's not good, excuse me for a moment. *Runs toward Wallace*
Wilson: *Pushes Wallace onto the back of the car* Get those parts out of your car!
Wallace: *Grabs a gun, and shoots Wilson. He drives away*
Song for car chase: link
Hawkeye: *Runs to the truck, starts it, and chases Wallace* Wilson is dead. That sucks, and to make things worse, there is music being played that belongs in the 1970's! *Shrugs* Well, it's better then nothing.
Wallace: *Turns left at an intersection*
Hawkeye: *Turns left*
Wallace: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Hawkeye: *Going over 80 miles an hour*
Wallace: *Turns left*
Pierce: *Turns left while hitting the curb*
They went over a bridge passing the entrance of the train yard.
Wallace: *Turns left*
Hawkeye: *Honks twice as he turns left*
Mare: *Spins out, and hits a traffic light*
Wallace: *Pushes a car onto grass in the middle of the road*
Hawkeye: *Catching up to Wallace*
Wallace: *Brakes*
Pierce: *Swerves to the right*
Wallace: *Rams Pierce's car*
Pierce: *Nearly goes off the road*
Wallace: *Turns left onto a two lane road*
Pierce: *Gets hit from the right as he turns left, and ends up on the wrong side of the road*
Wallace: *Getting away*
Pierce: *Turns onto the right side of the road, and is behind Wallace*
Wallace: *Grabs a pistol, and rolls down his window*
Pierce: *Goes to the right side of Wallace's car, and hits him*
Wallace: *Grabs a grenade, and throws it through the right window*
The grenade was too far away after Wallace threw it. It blew up less then half a mile away from them.
Pierce: Stop!!! Just give me those engine parts, and I'll leave you alone!!!
Wallace: *Raises his gun, and points it at Pierce*
Pierce: Don't do it! It's not worth it!!!
Wallace: *Shoots Pierce*
Pierce: AAHHH!!! *Spins out of control, and goes over a car. The truck lands on it's roof*
The song fades away.
Date: September 24, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:05 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Everyone was at Wilson's funeral. Well.. Almost everyone. Gordon didn't show up, but there was still a lot of ponies there. Even some of the ponies from the Southern Pacific came to pay their respects.
When the funeral ended, Gordon finally arrived.
Pete: Where have you been?
Gordon: I came as fast as I could, but the police pulled me over three times.
Hawkeye: You should have been going slower.
Gordon: Hey, you flipped over one of our supply trucks while chasing the guy that killed Wilson. The cops didn't give a shit about that.
Pete: Alright, we get it. Go home.
Gordon: *Drives away*
Next morning, Pete had some of his workers see him in his office.
Gordon: You wanted to see me?
Pete: Yes, I've been really thinking about this.
Gordon: About what?
Pete: Well, several of our engines have broken down, and thanks to some maniac, we don't have any parts to repair them. Since we're low on engines, we won't have many trains to run, so I decided to let you have a vacation.
Gordon: Thanks sir.
Pete: Where do you plan on going?
Gordon: Atlantic City. Won't do much gambling, because I want to see my sister.
Pete: Okay. Enjoy the vacation, and I'll see you next week.
Gordon: *Leaves the office*
Hawkeye: *Enters the office* Gordon looks very smug. Did he insult you?
Pete: Not at all. I gave him a vacation.
Hawkeye: Well, at least he won't be annoying anypony through this dark, tragic time on the Union Pacific.
Pete: It's not dark, nor is it tragic. It's just a big ammount of engines breaking down, not getting repaired due to a lack of engine parts. I decided to order some new engines, and I want you to pick them up at Denver.
Hawkeye: Okay, I'll go get them.
Pete: Be very careful. I want them here in one piece.
Hawkeye: They'll be here, they'll be here. *Leaves the office*
At the trainyard.
Hawkeye: *Climbing into an engine*
Stylo: *Sees Hawkeye* Driving a train?
Hawkeye: Nope. Picking up new engines for the railway.
Stylo: Alright, good luck.
Hawkeye: *Drives the engine while blowing the horn*
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye entered the train yards, and saw the engines he had to bring to Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his engine, and looks at the new engines*
Mirage: *Arrives* Lovely locomotives, aren't they?
Hawkeye: Where did you come from?
Mirage: Pete had me drive a freight train carrying gasoline, and livestock here.
Hawkeye: Gasoline, and livestock? That doesn't sound like a good combo.
Mirage: Yeah, Pete told me to be careful.
Yard Pony: *Arrives* Are you the two ponies delivering these engines to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Yes.
Yard Pony: You better get going. We're expecting a freight train with fifty five freight cars.
Hawkeye: We're on our way. *Couples his engine to the new engines*
Mirage: *Climbs into the engine cab*
Hawkeye: *Climbs into the engine cab, and drives the train*
Mirage: We're on our way.
Hawkeye: To tell you the truth, I think it's great that we're getting new engines, but what we really need are new parts.
Mirage: They're more expensive. It was cheaper to order new engines.
Hawkeye: Alright, I didn't know that.
Meanwhile in Cheyenne.
Pete: *Signing papers*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office* Denver just called. They say that Pierce, and Nocturnal Mirage are on their way over here.
Pete: Ah, good. I have a new job for you Percy. While Pierce, and Mirage are delivering the new engines, I want you to repair the track on Archer Hill. Some of the spikes are loose.
Percy: I can fix it.
Pete: And bring Jeff with you. It'll be too hard to fix the track on Archer Hill by yourself.
Pete: Okay. *Leaves the office*
Hawkeye, and Mirage just got out of Denver, when they saw a red signal in front of them.
Hawkeye: *Stops the train*
Mirage: What seems to be the problem?
Hawkeye: I don't know. Our line seems clear. Signals stay red until a train gets a mile ahead of it. I can see five miles ahead of us, and there is no train.
Mirage: Perhaps the tracks are in bad condition?
Hawkeye: No, they seem okay. Something is not right here.
A bullet hit the window in the engine's cab.
Mirage: I think I know what you mean. *Sees gangsters running toward the train with guns*
Hawkeye: Red signal, or not, I'm moving forward. *Drives the train*
Gangsters: *Shooting at Hawkeye, and Mirage*
Mirage: Why do they want us dead? We don't have anything valuable.
Hawkeye: New engines. They could steal them, and sell them to a different railroad for half price.
Mirage: How would they do that?
Hawkeye: Get forged papers, and ID cards, and no one would know they were gangsters. Instead, they would think they were workers for the U.P.
Mirage: Christ. Why can't those gangsters just stay on the streets, and kill ponies there? They always want to steal stuff from us.
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Michael was waiting in the train yard when he saw Roger arrive in a short freight.
Roger: *Stops his train*
Michael: Roger, I got a job for you.
Roger: What is it sir?
Michael: Go to Cheyenne, and deliver engine parts to The Union Pacific.
Roger: *Angry* I just got back from there!!
Michael: Do as I say, or else. Anthony is waiting for you.
Anthony: *Smiles, and waves at Roger*
Roger: Stop smiling you fucking ass. *Walks to the train*
Michael: *Walks away*
Anthony: I was just trying to be friendly.
Roger: I don't care. *Climbs into the engine cab* Keep your mouth shut, and I won't be pissed off. *Drives the train*
Hawkeye, and Mirage just got out of Coltorado, and entered Wyoming with the seven new engines.
Hawkeye: So, what type of engines are we delivering? I'm not familiar with them.
Mirage: U25B diesels by General Electric.
Hawkeye: General Electric?
Mirage: Yes. They were once teamed up with Equestrian Locomotive Company, but split up, and decided to make their own locos. They're called U boats for short.
Hawkeye: I'm sure if the Nazis were still around, they'd really appreciate that.
Back at Cheyenne, Pete was checking things in the yard.
Pete: Mike!
Gonzo: *Arrives* Yes sir?
Pete: How much space do we have in the yards?
Gonzo: Enough to fit nearly 200 freight cars.
Pete: Good. We're having more trains coming in this week. One of them contains new engine parts I bought, and the Southern Pacific is delivering them to me from Ogden as we speak. Also, Pierce, and Mirage are coming from Denver with new locomotives.
Gonzo: I see. Interesting to know.
Pete: I know you have no intelligence, but whatever you do, keep Orion away from the new engines, and parts. He might try to destroy them in order to get fired.
Gonzo: I'll keep that in mind.
Pete: I'll have his sister, Snowflake help you.
Snowflake: *Sticks her head out of a window in the yard tower* We'll make sure Orion doesn't destroy anything sir.
Orion: *Arrives with a chainsaw while whistling the tune of Hound Dog*
Gonzo: *Spots Orion* Eh, Snowflake?
Snowflake: Yes?
Orion: *Activates the chainsaw, and begins to saw part of the tower off* This tower will collapse in a matter of seconds.
Pete: *Runs to Orion* Oh no you don't!! *Pulls Orion away from the tower* Bad boy!
Orion: *Turns off the chainsaw* Very 21st century of you sir. I am not a dog.
Pete: You should know better than to make the yard tower fall down!
Gonzo & Snowflake: Shame on you!
Orion: At least I'm getting fired.
Pete: Oh no you're not. Just to piss you off, I'll make you work here without getting paid.
Orion: So be it. Now excuse me as I quote part of a poem by Shakespeare. *Grabs a skull* The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
Pete: That's Confucius!
Orion: Oh well. *Walks away*
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:36 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Mirage entered the yards with the new engines.
Pete: Oh good, they're here.
Hawkeye: *Stops*
Mirage: *Gets out*
Gonzo: *Blocking Mirage* You ain't leavin' until you tell me where Orion is.
Mirage: How am I supposed to know where he is?
Gonzo: Wow, and ponies think I'm dumb.
Mirage: I haven't seen him since I left hours ago.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train* I haven't seen him either.
Suddenly Percy and Jeff were seen flying towards them.
Mirage: Oh christ.
Percy & Jeff: *Land on their stomachs*
Hawkeye: Are you two alright?
Jeff: *Gets up, and helps Percy get up* Yes, we both seem to be okay.
Percy: Orion brought a friend of his that happens to be a unicorn. He used a spell to send us flying here.
Jeff: Without getting killed of course. They wouldn't want to deal with the charges.
Pete: Orion did that?
Jeff: Yes.
Pete: He might be trying to destroy the tracks.
Stylo: *Arrives* New engines are here?
Mirage: Right over there.
Stylo: Nice. I gotta deliver milk, and tractors to a farm west of here, but I only have one engine, and it doesn't have enough power. Mind if I use one of the new engines?
Pete: Help yourself.
Stylo: Thanks. *Goes all the way to the back of the row of new engines*
Pete: Alright, back to Orion.
While Stylo was taking one of the new engines to use for his train, things weren't going well on Archer Hill.
Orion: *With his unicorn friend*
Don was the name of the unicorn helping Orion taking the tracks apart.
Orion: Haha, thanks for your help.
Don: What do I get out of this?
Orion: The rest of the money I get for working on this railway.
Pete: *Arrives in a supply truck with Percy, and Jeff* Orion!!!!
Orion: *Salutes* SIR YES SIR!
Percy: Calm down Orion, it's just us.
Pete: You're not getting fired that easily Orion!
Orion: *Begs* Oh please sir, let me get fired! I hate working here, because you constantly change my assignments too soon, and if I quit, the government will kill me!
Pete: You're not going to get killed by the government for quitting your job!
Orion: Then how did Wilson die?!
Jeff: He was killed by someone who was stealing parts for our engines.
Orion: He was probably undercover for the FBI.
Pete: Even so, you're not leaving here. Get back to the yards, and drive a freight to Pocatello.
Orion: Okay. *Gets into the truck with Pete, Percy, and Jeff*
Don: Hey, what about my money?
Pete: You can get it once you repair that track! *Drives away in the truck*
Don: *Repairs the track* So, I'll get my money later, right? *Walks back to his house* Send it to my house by mail!
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.
Roger: I was literally here 50 minutes ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here you complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I love to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about more things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe you have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only doing 49.
Anthony: The speed limit is actually 50, because of the curve ahead of us.
Roger: And stop correcting me dammit!! What the hell have I ever done to you?!
Anthony: Let's see. There was that time in 1934 when we were double heading a train to the mines, and you made my engine derail. Also, when we moved here from Germaneigh in 1945, you tried to throw my papers away. In 1953, you made fun of me for losing my accent, even though you lost yours before me, and then-
Roger: Alright I get it!
Anthony: You get it. Good.
Their train went down Sherman Hill, and Roger could see a train to their left. It was also heading for the yards.
Roger: Who's driving that train?
Anthony: No clue.
Roger: Whoever it is, I'm passing them. They won't enter the yards before us.
Anthony: Why not? I wouldn't mind.
Roger: His train is much shorter then ours. It only has two freight cars on it. *Passes the train*
Metal Gloss was the one driving the short freight. She slowed down in order to let Roger get ahead of her.
Roger: *Slowly enters the yards, and stops his train next to the yard tower. He sees part of the tower is sawed off*
Snowflake: *Walks up to the train, and looks at Roger, and Anthony* Hello.
Roger: Hey Snowy. It's been some time since our last encounter.
Snowflake: Don't call me snowy.
Roger: *Gets out of the train* Whatever you say, snowy.
Anthony: I thought she didn't like that nickname.
Snowflake: He's not listening to me, so who cares?
Roger: *Uncouples the engines from the cars* Anyway, we got those engine parts over here for you.
Snowflake: Good. Pete will be very happy about that.
Anthony: Where is he?
Snowflake: Office. Signing a butt load of papers.
Roger: What is our next train?
Snowflake: Your next train is just a bunch of empties. Three box cars, seven hoppers, two gondolas, a stock car, and that's it.
Anthony: Where is it?
Snowflake: It'll be ready soon.
Orion: *Looking at the new engine parts inside the freight cars* Oh yes, those do look nice. And now-
Snowflake: *Hits Orion in the head with a hammer* Nice try. Really.
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 1:26 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Nicole, and Ike got their train into the yard after driving from North Platte.
Ike: *Applies the brakes, and watches the tower as the train stops next to there* Is it me, or does the tower seem different to you?
Nicole: What do you mean?
Ike: Look at it.
Nicole: *Looks at the tower, and sees part of it sawed off* How is it still standing?
Ike: I'm not sure, but they better fix it soon.
While they went to uncouple the engines from their train, Hawkeye walked into the yards with Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek* You are the sexiest mare in the entire universe.
Metal Gloss: *Blushes, and kisses Hawkeye*
Nicole: Make out scene, three o' clock.
Ike: Get back in the engine, I'll finish up here.
Then, the pony that stole the engine parts from the beginning of this story came back. He ran into the yards with a Tommygun, and started shooting at Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: *Screams*
Hawkeye: Stay down!
Wallace: *Shooting at everything in the yards. One of his bullets hit the part of the tower that got sawed off, and it falls down*
Snowflake: *Jumps out of the tower*
Wallace: *Sees the engine parts on a freight train, and looks at an engine coupled up to them* Hope you don't mind, but I'm taking your parts!!!! *Gets into the engine*
Hawkeye: NO! *Runs toward Nicole's engine*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye no! You'll get killed!
Song: link
Hawkeye: Again with this fucking music?!!? *Gets into the second engine from Nicole's train*
Wallace: *Exits the yards* No one is following me. *Laughs* This is easy. *Stops laughing when he sees an engine following him* Ooh.
Hawkeye: *Sees Wallace not far ahead of him*
Wallace: *Reloads his Tommygun*
Hawkeye: *Grabs a shotgun from under his seat*
Wallace: *Shoots three bullets, but Hawkeye is too far away*
Hawkeye: *Getting closer, and fires one shot at Wallace. He hits the engine Wallace is driving*
Wallace: *Shooting the front of Hawkeye's engine*
Hawkeye: *Shoots a window on Wallace's engine*
Wallace: *Shooting at Hawkeye, but he is taking cover*
Hawkeye: *Shoots the gun out of Wallace's hooves*
Wallace: *Watches the gun fall out of the train*
Hawkeye: *Sees a switch in front of him, and his engine gets in front of Wallace's train*
Wallace: *Increases the speed of his train*
Hawkeye: *Applies the brakes, and climbs on top of his engine*
Wallace: Why are we slowing down?!
Hawkeye: *Gets inside of Wallace's engine* You fucked with the wrong railroad asshole!
Wallace: *Punches Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train, and kicks Wallace outside*
The song fades away as Hawkeye jumps down from the train, landing next to Wallace.
Hawkeye: Alright wiseguy, *Makes Wallace stand up, and pushes him onto the train* Talk!!
Wallace: *Stays silent*
Hawkeye: TALK!!!
Wallace: I needed the money. *Grabs a revolver, and points it at Pierce* Where's your shotgun?
Hawkeye: Inside the train. You weren't armed.. Until now.
Wallace: And now-
Hawkeye: *Punches Wallace*
Wallace: *Falls down unconscious*
Hawkeye: Let the cops deal with you. *Gets into the train, and drives it back to the yards*
The song starts to play from the beginning again.
Hawkeye: Whoever provided the music for this story, I'm going to kill them!!!!!
Stop the song, for this is..
The End