1. Your walls are covered "Avenged Sevenfold" posters and items.
2. You say the last ten concerts they did, despite their location.
3. You follow their tour bus.
4. You find yourself in a situation like that of their song: "A Little Piece of Heaven".
5. You lost your contact, and it's somewhere near your Avenged Sevenfold posters, and Avenged Sevenfold CDs.
6. There's a guy at the door and he knows you stole the new Avenged Sevenfold album.
7. Not even M Shadows can beat you when it comes to remembering lyrics to their songs.
8. When looking down the barrel of a gun, you recite lyrics from: "Betrayed".
9. When you're fighting in a war, the other soilders swear they hear someone singing "M.I.A.".
10. When facing your old high school teachers, you sing: "Trashed and Scattered".
11. When meeting a girl who goes too fast, you play "The Beast and the Harlot" for advice.
12. You want the song; "Lost" played at your funeral.
13. You want the song; "A Little Piece of Heaven" played at your wedding.
14. You want the song; "Brompton Cocktail" played while you lay on your death bed.
15. You listen to the song; "Nightmare" after having a bad dream.
16. You play your son/daughter the song; "Nightmare" after they wake you up in the middle of the night with a bad dream.
17. You dance to the song; "Scream" on your first date.
18. Every bat you see has a skull for a body.
19. You can quote anything and everything with an Avenged Sevenfold song.
20. Every essay you wrote in school had an Avenged Sevenfold quote at the beginning.
21. When your car breaks down, you expect that "Bat wings" attachment that mechanic promised you he'd install for 100 extra dollars, will work.
22. You ask the zookeeper where they keep the "Death bats".
23. You stabbed your dog fifty "fuckin'" times when he peed on your Avenged Sevenfold CD collection.
24. Your wife/girlfriend had to take your Avenged Sevenfold CDs away when you fought with her.
25. You want the song; "Almost Easy" played when your wife is having your baby.
26. You didn't smack your husband when you heard him play "A Little Piece of Heaven" to your kids.
27. "Gunslinger" is all you play on Memoral Day.
28. You think the "Avenged Sevenfold" quote in the bible was made after the band.
29. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what you play in your new Mustang.
30. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what your alarm clock plays when you set it to wake you up.
31. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what you listen to while you sit in your cubicle at work, working through a mountain of paper work.
32. You want to have an "Avenged Sevenfold skeleton" on top of your gravestone.
33. You can't figure out why you're friends got rid of your Avenged Sevenfold CDs. You only played them 70 times to them.
34. You didn't sleep for three weeks when the newest Avenged Sevenfold album was announced.
35. You play "Critcal Acclaim" while you vote in the Preisdental Election.
36. You sing "Critcal Acclaim": when you see the other party win.
37. You tore a guy's arm off for saying Avenged Sevenfold sucked.
38. You held M Shadows at gun point and made him listen to you sing Avenged Sevenfold songs.
39. You held Zacky Vengance at gun point to make him listen to you do a solo of an Avenged Sevenfold song.
40. You literally got the name; "The guy who killed the principle" after he took your Avenged Sevenfold CD from you in class.
41. You play "The Wicked End" while you go on a "Save the Planet" Campaign.
42. "A Little Piece of Heaven" is your idea of romantic.
43. You quite the "Save the Bats!" website because they were saving regular bats.
44. Your bass guitar seems a bit too much like Johnny Christ's.
45. Your electric guitar seems a bit too much like
46. Your other electric guitar seems a bit too much like Zacky Vengeance's.
47. Your drums seem a bit too much like the Rev's.
48. When M Shadows was giving you a high-five at the concert, you pulled him into the crowd and tried to drag him to your car.
49. You own an "Avenged Sevenfold" warehouse.
50. You were told to go to hell after playing "Afterlife" one to many times.