Name: Apollo Warner Sechovec
Hair: Brown (naturally blond; turns brown because cause I always wear a black baseball cap, even in real life)
Religion: Atheist (raised Agnostic)
Other Information: I have a very Randy Marsh-esque personality, often doing stuff that feels right at the moment, and then I regret it later and get in deep shit.
I have a very androgynous physical appearance and voice, which I don't especially like. This stuff may have led my occasional overmasculinity and getting pissed when someone refers to me...
I stand at the urinal
Pants down to my ankles
I sing to him
Between my legs
He looks at me
He walks out
I can hear him
Telling his friends
About how I still pee
Like a little boy
But I don't care
I like me
The way I am...
Again I see him
I asked teacher
To use the bathroom
I went in a stall
I’m gonna win this for him, Mr. Burns, my boss!
I won’t let him down, I swear, gosh!
This won’t be hard to do
When you, my opponent are a psycho wit’ a hand puppet
Your gender and sexuality are what now; aw fuck it!
Make up your mind; what are you?
Look how messed up you are, and you’re a schoolteacher?
You shouldn’t be around young kids; become instead a preacher!
Just an average American screwed-up kid
Got a clever mind, what ever did?
Live with my parents n’ bitch older sister
Can’t blame though, when everyone’s diss’d ‘er
Hang with my friends, at the bus stop
A Jew, a fat kid, n’ a poor one too
We’re always the center of controversy for what goes on
But adults never understand; they’re just too dumb!
1: You can always make me smile.
2: Your very nice.
3: You have a good sense of humor.
4: Your shortness is cute to me.
5: You tell me everything.
6: You and me are allot alike.
7: You never wanna lose me, and I feel the same way.
8: Your cute.
9: You'd love me no matter what, and I feel the same way.
10: You have a cute laugh.
11: You say "Yah" which I think is cute/hilarious.
12: You skateboard.
13: We are both the odd-ones-out.
ACT I (Butters has walked into a candy shop)
Butters: Hey mister, you sellin’ lollipops?
Guy: Yes, I am, little boy. Want the last one?
Butters: Would I! *gets lollipop* Thanks, sir!
Cartman: *sees Butters with lollipop* Hey, he was in that candy store! Let’s go in!
Guy: Sorry boys, he got the last one. *points to Butters outside*
Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Eric Cartman, and Hank Hill are standing on the edge of a cliff:
Hank: Guys, I'm gonna prove my devotion to my show!
He jumps off the cliff, yelling "KING OF THE HILL!!!"
Cartman: Oh yeah? Well I'mma prove MAH devotion to mah show!
He also jumps off the cliff, yelling "SOUTH PARK!!!
Homer: Well now I've gotta prove my devotion to my show.
And he pushes Peter off the cliff instead, and Homer yells "THE SIMPSONS!!!"
Posted over a year ago