The other night I had a scary dream. In my nightmare, I was watching an episode of the Bad Girls Club where Amy, as she was lying in bed, told Erica how she had a dream that she had made a porno with an old man. I woke up, shivering in fright. I drank some coffee and calmed down. I went to work, did my thing, and came home. I heated up a can of soup—I’m fancy—and settled down on my couch to watch the latest episode of the Bad Girls Club. Imagine my horror, then, when one minute into the episode Amy tells Erica and Gia that she dreamt that she had made a porno with an old man! Am I psychic? I didn’t actually want THAT dream to come true. The dream where I marry Eric from True Blood? Yes. The one where I hear about Amy’s sexual fantasies? Not so much.

I didn’t care at all about Pleasure P asking Elease out on a date… it wasn’t my date.The White Party was so boring and it was all old people. But the pool party was so much fun. Everyone was getting along and we were playing flip cup which is my favorite drinking game. I didn’t care at all about Pleasure P asking Elease out on a date… it wasn’t my date. It was a nice gesture that he brought us all back candy but candy doesn’t make me happy.I’m not sure why Elease brought her sister to the house or what her intentions were. Maybe it was just to scare Dani and Gabi. The twins definitely rely too much on Erica and me to fight their battles. Who asks people to have “their backs?”Demitra overreacted when Amy and I pulled back the curtain to her room when she was sleeping. I thought it was funny! It wasn’t that serious. But she’s usually really funny and weird when she’s drunk.
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