I know what you’re thinking,
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!
Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it’s not a failure,
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.
To score a ten would be just fine,
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines,
It’s a truth you can’t refute!
Nothing suits me like a suit!
Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy
in the jacket and tie,
That puppy in the double-breast.
That ’80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who’s kinda cute...
Nothing suits ‘em like a suit!
Wingman I can wear,
They’re oh so debonair,
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues.
In navy blue or black,
Check out this perfect rack.
I want to give them a squeeze!
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please....
What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? -Suits.
What would you say,
If you gave your suits away
In return you’d never grow old? -Suits.
What would you pick,
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? -It’s moot.
What if world peace
Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!
Girls will go and girls will come,
But there’s only one absolute.
Every bro on the go needs to know,
That there’s no accepted substitute!
I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends,
My Sunday best are my best friends.
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute!
‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a …. wait for it …
Then again, she is pretty hot....