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Opinion by KataraLover posted over a year ago
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About two years ago, I made an article about my top 10 most beautiful women that ever lived. But since then, my opinion has changed quite a bit, my number one isn't even the same anymore. This time I'm going to be doing a top 15 because these are beauties I think need to be talked about. My taste has changed and I feel like I've gotten a sense of what real beauty looks like, at least outer beauty. A lot of these women are considered to be some of the most beautiful women that ever lived and others not so much. But this is my opinion about their beauty alone and I'll even talk about how their beauty has made an impact on the world. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion so don't be rude about it. If you don't like my list then go make your own.

15.Elizabeth Taylor
Yeah, as much as I despise Elizabeth Taylor, I have to admit that she's absolutely gorgeous. Her skin is flawless, her eyes are stunning, her nose is cute, her facial structure is striking, and her color combination is just breath taking. I love the white skin, black hair, sapphire eyes, and red lips combination. I used to think she was overrated and average...
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Opinion by Nadohs posted over a year ago
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1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci

There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this list and if you have any others you prefer please but them in the comments.
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Opinion by hatelarxene posted over a year ago
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I've been planning to do this for a while and my list kept changing, so here it is. This is my top 5 most beautiful animated heroines, from either TV shows or movies. Please comment but please remember that this is my opinion. So, without further ado, these are my top 5 most beautiful animated heroines.

5. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
This girl is absolutely stunning! In my opinion, she's the most beautiful Disney heroine who's NOT an official Disney Princess. I love her thick raven black hair, bright green eyes, amazing body, and dazzling smile.

4. Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Katara is so beautiful. I love her eyes, they're like a warm ocean. Her hair so long and silky, and her skin is flawless and tanned. She looks adorable. So gorgeous.

3. Marina (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas)
I think Marina is much prettier than Eris. Marina is so unique and underrated. Ever since I was little, I thought she was beautiful. She has beautiful eyes, pretty lips, a great smile, and hair that looks adorable on her. Her face is so beautiful that she doesn't need long hair. If I were Sinbad, I would've gotten...
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Opinion by KataraLover posted over a year ago
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Magic mirror on the screen, who is the fairest one of all?
I made a list almost a year ago about my top 10 most beautiful animated females but my list has changed a little since then so I decided to do a remake. I hated only doing top 10 because there's so many that are so beautiful so I decided to make it the top 20. Please leave a comment telling me what you think of it but keep in mind it's just my opinion, enjoy.

20.Snow White(Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs)

I don't care too much for her as a character, but I still love her, but I have to say that she girl is absolutely gorgeous. I mean look at her in the picture I used of her, she looks like an angel. Her best feature for me would have to be her beautiful red lips, red as blood, which goes great with her amazing and charming smile. Also I love her short, curly black hair, hair black as night. I think her hair is absolutely beautiful, it's so curly and when it blows in the wind it's just so graceful. Plus her lovely pale white skin that glows, skin white as snow. I know most people think Aurora is the gem of the classic Disney era but I think that Snow White tops her. She looks like both a porclain doll and an angel. I...
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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Emails.

Guy/Girl

HOW TO TELL IF GUYS LIKE GIRLS:

1. The guy will be nice to you.
2. He will tell you that you did well, even if you did horrible.
3. He might make fun of you.
4. He’ll want to be your friend.
5. He might compliment you on your hair, even if you wear it that way every day.
6. He'll stick up for you.
7. He will start hanging out with your friends.
8. He'll flirt with you.
9. He’ll call you for no good reason.
10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face.

HOW TO TELL IF GIRLS LIKE GUYS:

1. They always talk about the different varieties or guys.
2. They stare at you with a smile on their face.
3. They always seem to be talking about how nice you are.
4. They laugh at all your jokes.
5. They ask you who you like, continuously.
6. They talk to your friends a lot.
7. They always are flirting with every other guy, except you.
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Opinion by oneshyguy46 posted over a year ago
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Member of UK Pop Girl Group, Girls Aloud, has ranked #1 on FHM's Sexies Women of 2009
Here's the list. Agree or Disagree? Is your favorite missing... please share your opinions on the list. =]

1: Cheryl Cole
2: Megan Fox
3: Jessica Alba
4: Britney Spears
5: Keeley Hazell
6: Adriana Lima
7: Elisha Cuthbert
8: Kristin Kreuk
9: Anna Friel
10: Freida Pinto
11: Ana Ivanovic
12: Abbey Clancey
13: Scarlett Johansson
14: Angelina Jolie
15: Kate Beckinsale
16: Summer Glau
17: Frankie Sandford
18: Marisa Tomei
19: Thandie Newton
20: Zoe Salmon
21: Natalie Portman
22: Olga Kurylenko
23: Katy Perry
24: Jennifer Aniston
25: Ali Larter
26: Jessica Biel
27: Hayden Panettiere
28: Eliza Dushku
29: Eva Mendes
30: Louisa Lytton
31: Amber Heard
32: Gemma Arterton
33: Diora Baird
34: Konnie Huq
35: Doutzen Kroes
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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Email.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from you mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When you see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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Another email I got and ABSOLUTELY ADORE.

To the nice guys left:

To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy TO DRIVE across town (or across the STATE) (or across the country) to see HER.

To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she’s sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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More emails.


GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, Lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide with borders now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    Crying is blackmail.

5.    Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.

6.    Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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Here’s another email guys! lol Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

[I]The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do ????

Signed, Desperate



[I]Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm' and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional, well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."




UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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From an email I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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From another email I got.
Guys: Enjoy!


New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

13. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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From an email I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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Article by isabelle_905 posted over a year ago
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I didn't write this. I got it in an email and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P


The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
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Opinion by greedo posted over a year ago
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For many of us, the sitcom was our first non-cartoon introduction to the adult world. My fondest sitcom memories were of watching the potent NBC comedy lineup of Diff'rent Strokes and Silver Spoons on Friday night.

And as ridiculous as it sounds, the sitcom was also one of my first introductions to the world of beautiful women. Sure the women in sitcoms were usually less provocative than their soap opera or primetime drama counterparts, but as a 10-year-old boy, there was nothing finer than seeing Erin Gray make her weekly entrance on the set of Silver Spoons. And in the sitcom hierarchy, there is nobody hotter than a sitcom mom (case in point: Justine Bateman or Meredith Baxter-Birney - if you even hesitated with that answer your manliness credentials are seriously in doubt buddy!).

So with Mother's Day coming up, this is my ode to the gorgeous sitcom mom. They are the babes that hold the fictional families together and hold our attention until the next commercial break...
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Opinion by greedo posted over a year ago
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Last week I ran across an article about a gorgeous cheerleader for the Houston Texans who also happens to be an aerospace engineer for NASA (link).

Of course the story got me wondering about other, more famous women with interesting academic pedigree or intellectual pursuits; because, as we all know, there really is nothing sexier than a beautiful woman with some serious smarts. I knew that if I could figure out who those women were, I might just be able to come up with a list of ladies more impressive than the annual popularity polls published by magazines like People and Maxim.

Now before I get started, a couple of caveats. First, this is not a list of geeks who happen to be beautiful. There are a lot of those, and they've been documented on other websites and publications. No, this is a list of gorgeous celebrities, models and actresses who have also got some educational pedigree behind them (because I've got no objective measure for a celeb's IQ, and their past scholarly accomplishments is all I've got to work with). Also, while...
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Opinion by oldclockeye posted over a year ago
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These ladies prove the old adage that behind every great man is a woman a great man can get behind.

You might have noticed over the years that some of America's great Presidents have had seriously homely wives. The Commander-in-Chief of the forces that defeated the Nazis woke up every day next to a Walrus and poor, poor Bill Clintion has endured over 30 years of unspeakable torment. What's the point of being leader of the free world if you can't parlay your vast executive powers into a quality love life? But the historical record shows that some of our greatest leaders managed to succeed both politically and romantically. Not all of our First Ladies were straight-up brown-baggers. Here are ten women hot enough to make a whole generation of young men run for office.

10. Martha Dandridge Custis Washington
First Lady of the United States 1789-1797

Just look at that bodice. This is a woman for whom the term "bodice-ripper" could have been invented. Although George Washington didn't actually chop down her cherry tree (she had four children with her wealthy first husband), the very first First Lady...
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Opinion by greedo posted over a year ago
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Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...
So it's the day after the long Thanksgiving weekend and I'm sitting at my desk at work thinking "Oh man, I wish I was still on vacation" when I hear two of my coworkers discussing Disney women. Or, more specifically, discussing which Disney cartoon female is the hottest of them all:

Coworker 1: What about Jasmine? She's hot!
Coworker 2: Yeah, but her nose was kind of on the big side, no?
Coworker 1: Maybe. What about Ariel?
Coworker 2: Mmm...isn't she underage?
Coworker 1: The Hunchback chick!
Coworker 2: Esmeralda? Mmm...yeah, she does this saucy dance in the movie...
Coworker 1: Yeah. That was hot.

And that got me thinking, "you know, there are a lot of hot animated Disney babes! Surely someone has made a list of them!". But alas, there was no list to be found on the internets. So yours truly decided to spin some precious cycles trying to crunch the numbers and come up with a list of the finest Disney women of all-time. The only real requirements for consideration:
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