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posted by Lord-Voldemort
17
Bellatrix timidly stepped into Voldemort's chambers. Her once beautiful face was gaunt and pale, her hair tangled and lustreless. Years in Azkaban had aged her beyond her years.

"My Lord," she whispered, her voice choking with emotion, "It has been far too long." She fell to her knees before him, tears dripping down her face.

"Yes Bella, it has been too long. I hear you were sentenced to life?" His cold voice sent shivers down her spine.

"Yes my Lord, but for you, I would be rotting there now," Bella smiled, "Thank you my Lord."

"I believe in rewarding good behaviour," replied Voldemort, "You...
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posted by slytherin360
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1. Refer to other people as "filty mudbloods"

2. Throw away your comb, you won't need it.

3. Practice making your laugh as insane as possible

4. Be prepared to spend your life in Azkaban

5. Get a dark mark tatooed on your arm

6. Constantly explain to people theories about why you think that Voldemort is actually not dead

7. Actually go searching for Voldemort

8. Scream Crucio at numerous muggles and demand information on the whereabouts of voldemort

9. Constantly change the conversation topic to voldemort

10. Insist that people call you "Bella"

11. Stay out of the sun. The paler your skin is, the better...
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posted by BellaLovett
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This pic is Bellatrixally awesome
This pic is Bellatrixally awesome
This is a dictionary of new words of what is called Bellatongue or the Bellatrix language that should be used by those who are obsessed with Bella .. here we go :


Bellatrixing - To behave like Bellatrix

Bellatrixal - To Bellatrix a place or something

Bellatrixally - Describing things in Bellatrixal opinions

Bellatrixfy - To make something like Bellatrix

Bellatrixful - With Bellatrix

Bellatrixless - Without Bellatrix

Bellatrixly - Instead of saying "seriously"

Bellatrixish - To describe a thing that fits Bellatrix

Bellatrixology - The Bellatrix science

Bellatrixologist - A Bellatrix scientist

Bellatrixism - A religion of shipping Bellatrix

Bellatrixian - A Bellatrix shipper

Bellatrixness - The state of being Bellatrixal

Nonbellatrixness - The state of not being Bellatrixal

OMB - Oh My Bella

Bellatongue - This language

Bellamouth - A Bellatongue speaker

Bellaphobia - The fear of Bellatrix
Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s more to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do you mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call you Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would you describe your relationship with the man known as...
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Hey Guys. Here is A list I came up with (Luna--Lovegood helped) of fun ways to annoy Bellatrix. Guaranteed to get you crucio-ed! Please comment and let me know what you think. Thank you to Luna--Lovegood for helping me write this, you are quite creative for a non-deatheater, Luna!

1. Impersonate the dark Lord and convince her that he’s really into peace with Muggles.

2. Whenever she cackles evilly, roll your eyes in an obvious way and grumble, “That’s getting sooooo old, Bella”

3. Next time she uses the Cruciatus Curse on someone, groan and say she has no imagination when it comes to...
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
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To all the Bellatrixes and Voldemorts out there:
There are now 3 of each, in order of appearance, BellaBlackL, Bellatrix-Black, BellatrixL / Lord-Voldemort, Lord_Voldemort, IAmVoldy.

I am purely curious, now that the newcomers know that these roles are already filled, why do you keep trying to roleplay as them? It confuses people. We have all different, unique voices and it seems a shame that we're trying to mash them all together to be the same character. Why don't you try other characters? Lucius, Snape, Alecto, etc...?

Also, you ask why 2 is ok but 3 isn't? It's not the amount, it's the voice....
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
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As you well know, our goal was to murder Harry Potter and dispose of the Order of the Pheonix. With the approach of the final 2 movies, I fear that the majority of HP fans will believe us defeated and vanquished, HOWEVER, this movie is a fake. Rowling did not write a story, she wrote a history of Wizarding War and marketed it as a work of fiction. Rowling is a very clever woman and therefore she altered the end so that the "good guys" won the war, when in reality, I won the war. Harry Potter is dead. Please read the Alternate Ending posted by Dawnstalker to find out the truth about the end...
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”Avada Kedavra”
And Harry Potter, the boy who lived…died.

But just like Dumbledore had said, he returned to life, though he had to good sense to pretend he was still dead. Lord Voldemort stood at the head of his army of Deatheaters, he sent Narcissa Malfoy to see if Harry still breathed. Narcissa lied to protect her son because she really didn’t care who own anymore, she just wanted to be safe with her family. The Dark Lord knew that her allegiances no longer lay completely with him, so he sent his forever faithful servant, Bellatrix Lestrange, to confirm her sister’s observation....
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
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My loyal Deatheaters,
Harry Potter is destroyed, and now we may focus our attention on the rest of England, and then the world!
I have sent my most faithful Deatheaters out to take control of areas surrounding London, The Lestranges, the Carrows, Mulciber and Yaxley, and soon my rule will span all of Europe!

But first, there is another piece of business to attend to. If I am to remain truly invincible we must take out all that threaten my throne, the pretenders, the blood traitors, the imposters. We will begin with the blood traitors. Bellatrix, Narcissa, we all know that you have some interesting...
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How to annoy, agitate, or freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. Author is not responsible for any deaths or torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in love with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is safe with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...
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posted by Luna--Lovegood
15
I saw an Answer that was asking for the story of Jason/IAmVoldy, and the issues that used to be on this spot, so I wrote this, which explains everything.

Some of you might remember IAmVoldy from his antics a few months ago on this spot.
Anyways,
Here is the Story:

Okay, so ages ago, BellaBlackL was the only Bellatrix RP on this site. After she'd been gone for a month, Lord-Voldemort and Bellatrix-Black showed up. Apparently, BellaBlackL wasn't gone, so they made an agreement that Bellatrix-Black and BellaBlackL would share RolePlaying as Bellatrix.

Then, BellatrixL and Lord_Voldemort showed up....
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posted by deppsgurl
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(I am writing a book chapter by chapter let me know what you think=)
THE BLACK MANOR.
"Bellatrix get here now!" Narcissa and Andromeda sat behind her watching her as she wrapped her hair around the curling irons "you should go Bella or mum will throw a fit".Andromeda moaned "I'll go down when im ready!" Bellatrix scowled at her".
"BELLATRIX!"another muffled screech came from the kitchen."you should......" Andromeda started "just get out!" Bellatrix waved her away soon after narcissa followed . Bellatrix was grateful to be alone for once.she stared into the mirror in front of her resting on a...
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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, you know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I


1. You throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. You wear at least some black every day.

3. You rip your clothes on purpose.

4. You call people you don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. You yell "CRUCIO!" at people when you get mad.

6. You carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" or an "L", you accidentally type out a Bellatrix or a Lestrange instead.

9. You think her birthday should...
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The mug in the corner of the cell was far from interesting.
.................It didn't move.
It didn't breathe.............It didn't live.
...........All that it did was smell.
It was some sort of coffee.
...................A stupid muggle drink.
...I snorted at the thought.
............The muggles would pay for this act.
It was, after all, their fault that I was even here.
I sank to the floor, pressing my ear against the looking glass propped against my wall.

...........Listened.
..................Waited.
.........................Watched.

Crazy they called me.
.....I was far from it.
..........My mind is...
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Snape:
Make him Happy:

1. Tell him that James Potter was recently sent to Azkaban for a life sentence

2. Convince him that it would be possible for him to travel back in time and relive his school days as a popular member of a cool gang

3. Destroy all of the Shampoo and personal hygiene products within a ten-mile radius of him

4. Make him the Defense Agaisnt the Dark Arts teacher and approve of Capitol Punishment

5. Give him a front row seat at Sirius Blacks conviction, and permission to personally hand him over to the Dementors


Bellstrix Lestrange:

1. Convince her that Lord Voldemort is madly in love...
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1.call people that hate bellatrix mudbloods
2.die your hair black
3.get a dark mark.
4.if someone threatens you put your finger to your dark mark.
5.ask random people about voldermorts whereabouts
6.practise cackeling like her
ways to annoy her
1.you say you know where voldermort is and when she asks say some where in the world.
2.stick pics of muggles over her cell in azkaban
3.while she sleeps put potter approved on her forehead.
4.tell her youve been inside her valt in gringotts.
5.say to her voldermort has a more loyal deatheater than her .
6.always bring up the subjuect about tonks marrieing lupin.
posted by e2mma2weasle3
17
10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a more capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter fan type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; you can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her...
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posted by LadyL68
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1. Only talk to purebloods

2. Tell her you overheated Voldemort telling Lucius he should be "More like her"

3. Kill Andromida & Ted,

4. Bring her Neville & help her torture him until he's more loopy than his parents

5. Get really really good at Crucio (not as good as her)

6. Throw a knife at every house elf in sight

7. Wear all black or Slytherin colors

8. Tell her how much better she is than anyone else

9. Reasure her she's Voldemort's favorite.

10. When Voldemort pushes her down, help her up & insist he's into S&M





READ THIS!!! I did write some of these, but others I am repeating. I have no idea who made them up
Credit: www.the-leaky-cauldron.org. I didn't write this.

"This afternoon, I was lucky enough to be among 400 other movie fans to attend a test screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" in Chicago, Illinois.
Rumors had been circuiting around the internet about this screening, but confirmation that it was Harry Potter didn't come until just before the film started. Since this was a working cut of the film, many effects and scenes were not finished. At least 50% of the special effects were still in the CGI rendering stage, and green screens were visible throughout the film. Also,...
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1. Isn't Voldemort ugly? I mean, he doesn't even have a nose!

2. I LOVE Mudbloods! And they're good kissers, *wink*

3. I need to go back to Azkaban immediately! I deserve more time in there for my crimes.

4. I think Harry has the right idea about killing Voldemort.

5. Isn't Lucius hot? His long blond hair is such a turn on!

6. I think I'd look really good in pink.....Cissy, could I borrow some?

7. Purebloods suck....what makes us so great anyways?

8. Muggles are actually quite clever!

9. Loyalty really isn't my thing......

10. Yes, I agree, I DO need therapy, don't I?

11. Harry really just needs a hug....
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