Bella vs. Bella

1. Isn't Voldemort ugly? I mean, he doesn't even have a nose!

2. I LOVE Mudbloods! And they're good kissers, *wink*

3. I need to go back to Azkaban immediately! I deserve more time in there for my crimes.

4. I think Harry has the right idea about killing Voldemort.

5. Isn't Lucius hot? His long blond hair is such a turn on!

6. I think I'd look really good in pink.....Cissy, could I borrow some?

7. Purebloods suck....what makes us so great anyways?

8. Muggles are actually quite clever!

9. Loyalty really isn't my thing......

10. Yes, I agree, I DO need therapy, don't I?

11. Harry really just needs a hug....

Bellatrix timidly stepped into Voldemort's chambers. Her once beautiful face was gaunt and pale, her hair tangled and lustreless. Years in Azkaban had aged her beyond her years.

"My Lord," she whispered, her voice choking with emotion, "It has been far too long." She fell to her knees before him, tears dripping down her face.

"Yes Bella, it has been too long. I hear you were sentenced to life?" His cold voice sent shivers down her spine.

"Yes my Lord, but for you, I would be rotting there now," Bella smiled, "Thank you my Lord."

"I believe in rewarding good behaviour," replied Voldemort, "You...