Bellatrix and Death Eaters

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, you know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. You throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. You wear at least some black every day.

3. You rip your clothes on purpose.

4. You call people you don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. You yell "CRUCIO!" at people when you get mad.

6. You carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" or an "L", you accidentally type out a Bellatrix or a Lestrange instead.

9. You think her birthday should...

How to annoy, agitate, or freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. Author is not responsible for any deaths or torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in love with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is safe with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...

The girl struggled on the floor, groaning in pain as I stood,
watching. Today, like every day, I tried to help her succeed, I tried to help her be stronger, but never could, she never learned, she never got better, she just stayed the same old girl. "Pathetic, just like your father" I muttered, the young girl stood up with difficulty, clutching her side. Her light brown hair was short and ragged, her black corset tightly laced, and her black dress met her black high-heeled boots. "Don't...talk...about my father like...that" she said, her eyes meeting mine. I scoffed at the thought of her father,...