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Leah Biggerstaff's "Shows I Obsess Over."

So, a bunch of people are doing these. I got the idea from Dark, who got it from Gred, I believe, then Luna and GD. I decided to do my own.

1. The Office (America, ABC and TBS)
Description: A bunch of guys and gals and their awkward, immature, and hilarious exploits in a boring (or not so much) paper office in Scranton, Pennsylvania, guided by misguided if well-meaning manager Michael Scott.
How I found it: Well, my dad had been watching it from the first season. When I started, I was hooked.
High point: When Jim and Pam got married.
Low point: WHEN MICHAEL...

So I conducted a pick to see if people liked the idea of me writing an article/list about the cartoons/literary characters I've had crushes on and most said yes. So here is my list in chronological order (to the best of my remembering ability). Please don't think any lesser of me because of the people on here. :D
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#1. Bartok

So yeah, for you people who have seen Don Bluth's Anastasia, don't judge me. For people who haven't, don't judge me still. I was like what, 6 and yeah, I...

You guys know that, right? I don't have any special power or right over the rest of you. And I thought you all knew that, but lately it's seemed like maybe not all of you do.
So, just to clarify: just because I'm oldest according to the tree doesn't mean that I'm some sort of Head Biggerstaff. There is no Head Biggerstaff. There is no one person who gets to make all decisions in a very dictator-like way; we just have to all pitch in and make the best with what we're given.
And yes, maybe lately it's been looking like I've been making decisions, but it's never been me alone, it's always me and...

There are many things I wish to capture on written words, and hopefully I will be able to do so in an organized manner. For those unaware of who I am, my name is DracoLuver - otherwise known as Draco, DL, or Ash. I’m one of the older members of the Biggerstaffs.
A few people have posted their personal feelings, but I will tell you right now that this is not solely on what I feel, but more of the truth. And I know for sure many of you might hate me after reading this. I’ve split this into three parts:

Immaturity 1
Messages to 2a and 2b
Recovery

Immaturity

I know that many people are hurt about...

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If you get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping or whatever. See how long that commission based scum waits for you to get your credit card.

3. If they start out with, "How...