Never Been Kissed

(To Kurt about Karofsky) "Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt."

"I ran, Kurt. I didn't stand up. I let bullies chase me away, and it is something that I really, really regret."

(Texted to Kurt) "Courage."

(About Karofsky) "Well, he's not coming out anytime soon."

Silly Love Songs

(To Kurt about the fact that Valentine's is his favourite holiday) "People have been celebrating Valentine's Day for centuries and. call me a hopeless romantic, but it's my favorite holiday. I think there's something really great about a day where you're encouraged to just lay it all on the line and say to somebody. "I'm in love with you!"

(To Kurt about Jeremiah) "If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50% discount."

(About the "Gap Attack") "I don't think I've ever made that big a fool out of myself. Which is really saying something because I've performed at theme parks."

(To Kurt) "I really, really care about you."

Blame It On The Alcohol

(To Finn) Blaine: "Hey! It's so cool that you and Kurt are BROTHERS! Right? Brothers. Wow. You're so tall!"
Kurt: "Having fun Blaine?"
Blaine: "Yes! Best Party Ever!"

(After kissing Rachel) "Yep. I'm gay. 100% gay. Thanks so much for clearing that up, Rachel."

Original Song

"Kurt, there is a moment where you say to yourself – 'Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week, that was a moment for me - about you. You move me, Kurt, and this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you." *leans in and kisses him*

(About their loss at Regionals) Kurt: "Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win."
Blaine: "You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?"

Prom Queen

(after Kurt asks him to prom) Blaine: "I'm crazy about you,"
Kurt: "So...I'll take that as a yes?"
Blaine: "Yes. You and I are going to prom together."

(About Burt's prom outfit) Burt: "I looked like Tony Orlando."
Blaine: "Was that a designer?"

Blaine: "Excuse me?" *Kurt turns around* "May I have this dance?"
Kurt: "Yes. Yes, you may."

New York

Blaine: "I love you."
Kurt: "I love you too."



The Purple Piano Project

(About his transfer to McKinley) "I came here for me, because I can't stand to be apart from the person I love."

Asian F

(To Kurt) "You always zig when I think you're about to zag and I-I just, I love that about you."

The First Time

"Roxy music makes me want to build a time machine just so I can go back to the 70's and give Bryan Ferry a high five."

Kurt: "I'm just wondering, have you ever had the urge just to rip off each other's clothes and get dirty?"
Blaine: "Er, yeah, but that's why they invented masturbation."
Kurt: It's so hot in this room, can we, can we open up a window?
Blaine: Hey, I'm serious! We're young, we're in high school, and yeah, we have urges, but whatever we do I, I wanna make sure that you're comfortable, so that I can be comfortable. And besides, tearing off all of your clothes is sort of a tall order.
Kurt: Because of the layers?
Blaine: Because of the layers. *kisses him*

(To Sebastian) "I miss Dalton every day. But McKinley is where my heart is now."

(To Kurt) "Don't you want to just wake up every day and be adventurous?"

(About Kurt's wish to have relations with Taylor Lautner in a dewy meadow of lilac) Kurt: "I know, it's stupid."
Blaine: "No it's not, it's hot,"

(About Scandals) *Drunk* "I wanna live here. I wanna live here and just; make art... and help people,"

(After he kisses Kurt) Kurt: "You take my breath away. Not just now, but tonight on that stage. I was so proud to be with you."
Blaine: "I hope so." *voice chokes up* *I want you to be,"

Hold on to Sixteen

"After being bullied for a long time, I took up boxing. I started the Dalton Branch of Fight Club which I obviously can't talk about."

Big Brother

(To Cooper) "Screw Optimus Prime."

Dance With Somebody
    
Blaine: "Well for starters, Kurt has a tendency to snap his fingers at wait staff. The cheesecake is on its way Kurt, you don't have to snap your fingers. It's not gonna make it come any faster!"
Kurt: "Okay, I hear you and it's something i'm willing to work on."
Blaine: "But also please stop slipping bronzer into my moisturizer."
Kurt: "You look good with a little color..."
Blaine: "I only use lotion on my hands! It's weird if a person just has tan hands!"

"You are the love of my life Kurt."

Choke

Mike: "Blaine, I need some help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom, and I've never used gel, so I have no idea what I'm doing."
Blaine: "Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a completely new look. See that? It's a whole new do, my friend."

(About Kurt's NYADA audition) Kurt: "I'm starting from scratch. I need something fresh. I need something edgy. Something completely unpredictable. Or maybe I just need more candles..."
Blaine: "Oh god no.... no more candles..."

Prom-asaurus

(To Rachel and Kurt) "You've never seen my hair without gel before, it's baby-hair fine, I'm going to look like Medusa!"

Goodbye

(To Kurt) "You know how hard long distance relationships can be, we both saw the Notebook."



The New Rachel

(To Kurt) "I don't want to see you go, but I can't stand to see you stay here. It's killing you and that's killing me."

Wade: "Make no mistake. Unique WILL be the new Rachel."
Blaine: "We decide this on our own then, Thunderdome style."

Makeover

(About Kurt) "We talk and Skype and text as much as possible, but the only time we’re really in sync is when we’re hate-watching Treme together."

(While running for president) "Brittany S. Pierce in her last term accomplished absolutely nothing except plan a dinosaur-themed prom and ban the use of hair gel. Ladies and gentlemen, telling anyone what they can or can't put in their hair is disgusting. It's tyranny, my friends. Next thing you know, they'll start burning books. And then they'll probably start burning people, too."

(to Kurt) "You're hanging out with fashion goddess Isabelle Wright. And I'm running for Student Body President with a former stripper."

The Break-Up

(While looking at Jake and Marley) Brittany: "Ah, young love."
Blaine: "Do you remember when you started dating Santana and I started dating Kurt back before everyone was so busy and far away and things were so much simpler? We had so much more hope and innocence. Every day was just like Valentine's Day."
Brittany: "We're still young. Shouldn't we still be experiencing those things?"

"It doesn't matter who I was with Kurt. What matters is that I was by myself. I needed you. I needed you around and you weren't there. And I was lonely and I'm... I am really sorry."

The Role You Were Born To Play

"Since Kurt and I broke up I haven't slept, I've lost my appetite, and I don't even gel on weekends."

Dynamic Duets

(About Blaine thinking of going back to Dalton) Finn: "Does this have to do with Kurt?"
Blaine: "Everything in this room reminds me of him. We were a dynamic duo in here. Kurt was my anchor. And now that he's gone, I feel like I'm floating."

(About his cheating on Kurt) "It was a guy that friended me on Facebook. And I went over to his place because I felt like Kurt was moving on with his life and I wasn't a part of it. And I got to thinking that maybe Kurt and I weren't meant for each other, that we weren't supposed to spend the rest of our lives together. But the horrible thing is, right after I did it, I knew we were."

Glee, Actually

*to Kurt* No matter what, no matter where, even if we're not together, we're always going to be there for each other.

Diva

(While being sick) "My whole head feels like it's a shrink-wrapped fist of ham."

I Do

Kurt: "Had I known I was gonna get groped in the back of a Prius, I would've brought a change of clothes. I'm gonna go in there looking like Prom: The Morning After. What am I doing? I'm sort of dating somebody in New York."
Blaine: "Uh, you're not in New York. And it's not exclusive, right? You in this fey boy-tie... it's my Kryptonite."
Kurt: "Wait, this doesn't mean that we're back together, right?"
Blaine: "No, no, no. It's-it's cool. I know, I know. It's-it's... This is just bros helping bros."
Kurt: "I love it when you talk fratty." (someone’s knocking) "Tell me that's not Tina again!"

Feud

Blaine: "That's a forgery."
Sue: "And you can't prove that."
Blaine: "I probably could."

Guilty Pleasures

"Hunger's a big problem in this country. Although so is obesity, which is confusing."

Guilty Pleasures

"Hunger's a big problem in this country. Although so is obesity, which is confusing."

Wonder-Ful

Kurt: "What a wonderful, wonderful week."
Blaine: "And with you in it, a wonderful life."