chair + serenate
this is sad because i really enjoyed writing these and now it is the end. this one is skipped forward years so you see how the family is when they're older. enjoy and review. if you liked these you might like spark of passion found on the gossip girl fansite.
***12 years later***
chuck and blair are sitting in the living room doing work. chuck is laying out plans to open a new hotel and blair is working on expanding her store. 16 year old, victoria and 12 year old, gregory have just arrived home from school. also 3 year old Madeline is sitting in the living room playing with her dolls and dressing them up in diffrent outfits.
M(madeline): Vicky! Gregy! (runs over to hug them)
V: hey maddie.
G: yeah hey, and hello mom and dad im going to go get changed and go out (starts rushing to his room)
B: Greg come here.
G:(walks back over) yes.
B: what did you do?
G: i have no idea what you're tal...(interupted)
V: he made a stink bomb and left it in his headmasters office. and i dont mean a stink bomb from his arse.
M:(giggles)Gregy made a stinky yesterday.
G: thanks for selling me out vicky. and thanks for sharing maddie.
C: you know you're not allowed to do it if you know you're going to get caught.
B: chuck he isnt allowed to do it at all. but that is our little rule when he decides to do it anyway.
C: when are we getting the call?
G: probably soon. im just guessing.
V: gregory you'll never be as talented as me. i never get caught. i bet maddie wont either.
G: what are you trying to say?
V: girls are better than boys.
G: are not.
V: are too.
G: are not.
V: are too now im not going to have this arguement. im mature.
G: oh mature enough that you were behind the sc... (victoria covers his mouth)
V:(whispers to gregory) shut up or i'll cut of your dick before you even know what it's for.
G: i already do. looks like im one step ahead of you.
V:(makes a disgusted face) you're in the sixth grade.
G: dont be jealous because you havent and you're sixteen.
V: you're disgusting. im going to my room mom before he makes me sick.
M: can i come.
V: sure (lifts madeline and walks to her room)
G: and im going to get changed.
B:(closes her eyes) what were you talking about with your sister?
G: uhhh... nothing.
G: it was nothing just the fact that i caught her amking out with tyler delgard behind the school.
B: why would that make your sister sick?
V:(walks out into the hall) he's talking about a 3 letter word starting with S and ending in X.
G: i will kill you victoria.
V: im only looking out for you little bro. (does the chuck bass smirk) plus i've already had the talk. looks like it's your time. (walkis off laughing)
(blair has her hands on her face and chuck is trying not to laugh)
B: (removes her hands from her face and looks at gregory) have you?... gregory did you?... i cant have this conversation with my little boy.
G: great im going to leave then. (turns around to walk away)
C: get back here. your mother might not be able to but i can.
G: we really dont have anything to discuss.(smiling nevrvously)
B: no we do. wait let me refrase that. you and your father do i cant be here for this conversation. (gets up to leave)
C: maybe you should talk to vicky again, if she's with tyler delgard.
B: good idea.
C: sit down greg.
G: we dont have anything to talk about.
C: sit down. im not your mother i wont freak out at the fact that you may or may not be a virgin.
G: well it will be easier without mom here that's true. (sits down)
C: now gregory simple yes or no question have you had sex?
C: the truth.
C: ok and did you...
G: she is on the pill and we used a condom.
C: right well then we really dont have anything to discuss. do you like this girl?
G: it was like the start of this year. if we were together you probably would have seen her by now.
C: how many girls would you have possibly slept with?
G: (thinks about it for like a minute)7 maybe 8.
C: you're alot like i use to be.
G: i am.
C: yup, getting in trouble, the girls, losing your virginity in the sixth grade.
G: you were my age?
C: i was.
G: that's kinda weird.
C: well im guessing you're looking to stop this conversation so all im going to say is keep using protection dont risk it just once. just once is all it takes to you ending up a father.
G: i know what can happen if you dont no need to worry. (walks off)
(meanwhile in victoria's room)
B: hey maddie can you go play in your room until i talk to victoria.
M: ok mommy.
V: what is it mom?
B: we need to talk about you and tyler.
V: no we dont.
B: yes we do victoria.
V: what about tyler?
B: are you dating?
V: yes we have been for three months.
B: really and you didnt think to tell us.
V: daddy get's over protective i knew if i told you you'd tell him and tyler would be stranded on the moon by now.
B: he is only like that because...
V: he loves me i know, but i actually want my boyfriend to be able to breathe.
B: now time to change the subject.
V: to what? shopping i need a new dress for saturday.
B: no have you and tyler had sex?
B: vicky i want you to tell me the truth, your brother is having the same talk.
V: which is disgusting because he is only twelve. yes me and tyler have had sex, yes im on the pill and yes we used a condom. mom i remember the birds and the bees talk. front of my mind everytime, i dont want to be on the next episode of 16 and pregnant.
B: well good, now what made you take a liking to tyler?
V: well he use to be all goody two shoes in middle school and kindergarten but ever since we went to constance and st. judes, he can be a bitch when he wants to be. i like someone i can make plans with and date at the same time. not like i can do those things with nathan he is my cousin.
B: well then, you have a thing for bad boys. you get that from your mother. your father was a real pain in the ass in school. you'll know where gregory gets the starts young thing.
V: dad was his age? OMG was it with you?
B: no but mine was with him.
V: what age were you?
B: i was your age.
V: well at least you were sensible. like me.
B: im going to go talk to you father now, i couldnt have that conversation with my twelve year old son.
V: like daddy couldnt be in the room when you give me the talk.
(leaves and sees chuck playing with madeline)
B: what are you two doing?
M: dressing barbie.
C: yes come help dress barbie.
(blair sits on the floor with them)
C: did you have the talk again?
B: yes, she has been seeing tyler for three months and she remembers everything perfectly fine. but she has you know.
C: why didnt she tell us she was seeing him. i could of had him torchered by now.
B: she didnt tell us because of overly protective daddy. what about greg?
C: tiny chuck bass, trouble, women and the sixth grade.
B: so he has... you know?
C: yes darling he has.
B: and im guessing when you say tiny chuck bass and women you mean the way you were before me and you?
(victoria comes into the room)
V: dad i want to open a club.
C: yes i know, you have since you were small.
V: but i mean now, i know you had a club when you were my age, and i need an investor.
C: you want bass industries to invest in your club?
V: yes please.
C: sure why not. but you need to be ready with this stuff, a place for you club?
V: already have one picked out that is for sale.
V: have one. but it's a secret.
C: what style you club is? who is it for? age groups? so on.
C: all right then i will have everything sorted for you.
3 day's after the investment it is chuck and blair's anversery. victoria taking chuck, blair, gregory and madeline to see her new club. the new sign is up and but is covered with a sheet for now until victoria pulls it down. they are standing outside the building.
V: ok are you ready?
C: of course.
V:(pulls the sign) ta dah. from me, gregory and madeline. it's sort of your's but mine.
B: i cant believe we didnt recognise the buliding address.
G: it was all my idea.
V: no it was not.... it's for your anniversary. i may have got a few details off auntie serena of the night you two first got together.
G: well lets bring them inside already.
(they all go inside, victoria lifts madeline.)
B:(gasps) it's excatly the same.
C: it is.
V: we also knew how much it meant to daddy so we made sure we got it back.
G: we also know what club victoria was named after. congrads you're a strip club.
(they start to walk away from their parents)
V: i dont care if it wasnt for this place mom and dad might not be together and we wouldnt be born.
G: you're such a show off, just because you know so much about business.
V: dont come crying to me when you're flipping burgers in brooklyn.
G: im a bass. im loaded.
V: you have to work to keep that a fact and not part of the past.
G: im going to watch the show.
V: your disgusting.
G: so you keep saying. you should learn new words.
V: ok which one do you want, vile, wreched, hianous, sick? you choose.
G: well i have the perfect name for you.
V:(sets madeline down and she walks back to chuck and blair) what?
V: you're wrong im not a virgin.
G: really how much were you payed?
V: did you just imply that i was a prostatute?
G: well how much? (smirks/has blair's smirk)
V: you're dead. (grabs his coller ans starts to drag him to the ladies toilets) have you ever been dunked in a toilet?
G: no vicky please i'm sorry. please no. you're not a prostatute. pleeeeeeease.
V: no you need to be taught a lesson.
G: i'm your little brother, im suppose to get on your nerves.
V: ah well.
G: please please please.
flush flush flush.
victoria came out of the bathroom smiling and walked back over to her parents. gregory walked out his head was soaked and so was the coller of his shirt.
B: what happened you gregory?
G: i dont want to talk about it.
V:(smirks) why not?
C: vicky did you do this to him?
B: vicky why?
V: would you like to tell them gregory?
V: what was that?
G: i called her a prostitute.
C: you may be a bass son, but so is your sister.
B: they are also waldorf's chuck.
C: well that just make you children even stronger.
V: yes it does, now lets go home. gregory smells like a toilet.
M: did he make another stinky.
(they all laugh)
hope you like it. it wasnt my favourtie one but please review. love ya. xoxo.
THE BASS FAMILY:
chuck and blair bass
victoria clair bass
gregory nathanil bass
madeline serena bass