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Opinion by bdavis98 posted over a year ago
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“People DON'T write sonatas about being compatible or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation, the GREAT LOVES are the crazy ones"-4x22




so what happned?? where's the real blair waldorf?? where's this balir waldorf?? the blair that loved Challenges, the blair who didn't care/needd/want the a approve people for her relationship.





why is all of sudden seedling for (being compatible, shared life goals and stimulating conversation) why isn't she looking for the GRAT LOVE?

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Opinion by lunajrv posted over a year ago
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I was wondering myself why we didn't get to see our beloved Queen B wearing her famous headbands on the third season, then I remember the S*tupid Dan Humphrey dare to say to the UES princess "No more headbands in college" and I think since that moment forward Queen B didn't wear a headband again. Like I said before I was missing and still I'm missing the headbands and given that last season we only got a few headbands from our Queen B I decided to post my top ten Blair's headbands. So which one is your favorite?



My favorite Blair’s headbands



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Opinion by doraaaayeah posted over a year ago
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Serena: You brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.

Blair: Oh Nate, what are you doing here? I thought there was a Mets game. I saw Dorota wearing her hat.

Blair: Penelope, take off that hideous scarf. You can see it from space.


Blair: Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!

Blair: (to Dan) The Ladies Room? I knew you and Serena were having problems, but I had no clue they were anatomical.


Blair: This is a B.
Rachel: Yes. It is.
Blair: You're new here so you don't know how it works.
Rachel: I have a feeling you're about to explain.
Blair: Second semester seniors get a free pass, like pregnant ladies or 14-year-old Chinese gymnasts. Constance wants their students to get into the best colleges. That's why this free pass exists. The headmistress, if she knew about this grade, she'd rap you on the wrist.
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Article by edwestwick posted over a year ago
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19. The Grandfather

Chuck: What are you doing with this insect?
Blair: Having the time of my life. Thank you very much

Chuck: Blair. This guy—
Blair: What? Dishonest? Bad news? He can't be any worse than you.
Chuck: I'm the one trying to help you!
Blair: Help me? Is that what you were doing at your little gentleman's club while my life was going up in flames? I'd rather take Carter's help.

Blair: Do you know how exhausting it's been being Blair Waldorf for the past 18 years. All the work, the planning.
Serena: You mean the plotting?
Blair: Yes. I'm glad it blew up in my face. It was a wakeup call. I was such an overachiever I was headed for a quarter life crisis at 18.

Blair: So call security.

Blair: What? That I was coming to debase myself by begging to be accepted to Sarah Lawrence? Gee, you're right. Why didn't I update my Facebook page?

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Fan fiction by gossip-girl999 posted over a year ago
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Poker Face-- Blair Waldorf-- Oneshot

A/N: I had another sleepless night last night so I got writing this little one shot. I haven't written a one shot for a while and I really wanted to finish one. I've got about three on the go but I never seem to finish them with my other two stories to do too. Anyway I'm surprised by myself here that I have never just done a Blair fan fiction. But this is all about the wonderful Blair so I hope you all enjoy it. Please review, I really appreciate it. Thank you xoxo

Setting; Set when Blair is 16. She is friends with Serena, they have patched things up. She is not dating Nate anymore, she is trying to seduce Chuck, kind of in their game stage of their relationship.

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        It was such an awful, dreary Monday on the Upper East Side it made everyone realise where the term I don't do Mondays came from. Rain was falling down on the city and sitting ten floors up in the pouring sky made it seem even more real. The rainy days were like any other day now. Miserable, disappointing and lonely.
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Guide by gossip-girl999 posted over a year ago
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Blair Waldorf Relationships

Nate Archibald

First Relationship:
Start Up: Before "Pilot" (1.01)
Broke Up: "Victor, Victrola" (1.07)
Reason: Blair confronts Nate about his confession to 'Serena'.

Second Relationship:
Start Up: "Hi, Society" (1.10)
Broke Up: "School Lies" (1.12)
Reason: Chuck threatens to tell Nate about his and Blair's relationship if she continues seeing him.

Third Relationship:
Start Up: "School Lies" (1.12)
Broke Up: "A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate" (1.13)
Reason: Nate finds out that Blair slept with Chuck.

Fourth Relationship:
Start Up: Remains of the J (2.20)
Broke Up: Seder Anything (2.21)
Reason: Blair lied to Nate about his grandfather.

Fifth Relationship:
Start Up: Seder Anything (2.21)
Broke Up: Valley Girls (2.24)
Reason: Blair felt their relationship is already just a high school memory.
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Article by edwestwick posted over a year ago
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1. Summer, Kind of Wonderful

Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!

Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.

Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.

Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!

Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

Blair: Oh, a honk instead of a knock! Did someone order a townie?

Blair: At least I could have gotten a more interesting stand-in than James. You know how hard it is to find a good fake boyfriend on short notice?

2. Never Been Marcused

Blair: Don't worry. I'm well versed in your lordly ways. And I'm ready to meet the queen... which I also just watched on DVD.
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Article by edwestwick posted over a year ago
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1. Pilot

Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.

Blair: We should get going, unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.

Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

Serena: I love you, B.
Blair: I love you, too, S.

Blair: She better not show her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.

2. The Wild Brunch

Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It would be so wrong to show up without my boyfriend, who I love. And who loves me.

Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Blair: It was. Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
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Opinion by Leightonfan posted over a year ago
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Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in bed together] You were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.

[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And you were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like you do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires you moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before you landed in my bed we actually landed on a good idea.
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Review by Leightonfan posted over a year ago
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Starting at a dinner party at the Waldorf Penthouse for future stepfather Cyrus Rose, former best friend Serena van der Woodsen, described as the most gorgeous girl in all of New York City, returns from her boarding school Hanover Academy in Hanover, New Hampshire. Blair, from the start, doesn't want to give up her spotlight as being the "most happening" girl in the room just yet. She and boyfriend Nate who have dated for about a year are in the middle of a passionate scene when Serena shows up, and entertains all the guests with stories about her wild summer adventures and what it was like to be at boarding school, shunning Blair out of the spotlight again.

Blair starts nasty rumors about Serena and turns her into a school outcast. Eventually, Blair finds out boyfriend Nate Archibald slept with Serena right after sophomore year, hence why Serena felt the need to escape to boarding school and not come back for a year before she was kicked out for returning late in the beginning of the school year. When Jenny Humphrey, a freshman with a hearty bosom steals Nate away from her on her birthday, which is also the day that her then pregnant mother marries Cyrus Rose, Serena...
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Opinion by Leightonfan posted over a year ago
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This girl came out to be insecure and maybe bitchy, feeling as thought she wasn't good enough. Many people have hurt her over the past years. Her mom choose Serena to do the photo shoot, even though she should have just let Blair do it. Blair is her daughter, you no. Her boyfriend has cheated on her with her best friend, Serena who told Dan about her pregnancy test while Jenny was secretly ease dropping on them. Then the whole school found out out about Chuck and Blair because Chuck sent everything to gossip girl. Jenny, later told Nate who was her boyfriend at the time that everything was true.After that Serena stuck by her side, but the whole scandal didn't blow over. Blair has grown to be better than the rest and prooved to be just Blair. Now she is the only queen B. She never had to prove anything. She was always a great person. Even though she has her faults, she has helped even the ones who hurt her. Getting back at Georgina, being a better person, never cheating on anyone, you name it. That is why she is your favorite queen B.
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