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My favorite quotes from Blair

Opinion by Leightonfan posted over a year ago
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Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in bed together] You were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.

[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And you were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like you do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires you moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before you landed in my bed we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust you can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door.]
Chuck Bass: You know, they say that you love something you should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Uh! They say if you hate something you should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I love it when you talk dirty Blair.


Blair Waldorf: Notice how much voice didn't go up at the end? It wasn't a question.



Blair Waldorf: She made 'Waldorf' rhyme with 'Spears'!



Blair Waldorf: Damn that mother chucker!


Blair Waldorf: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena van der Woodsen: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair Waldorf: Because it's Nelly Yuki!


Blair Waldorf: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena van der Woodsen: Because I'm nice. You should try it. Come on, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful!
Blair Waldorf: But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower today?
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nice, very good
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tatia said:
Nice job!
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nice
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lmao oh gosh i love Blair!
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sinem14 said:
i love queen B =)))
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NICE I LUV QUEEN B AND HER WITH CHUCK A.K.A. CHAIR
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I love her
Nice job! :)
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QueenR said:
love it x.o.x.o
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pmjjsgirl said:
haha Yup thats Blair!
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