*Happy Valentine's Day*

Dammit, is that how you greet your son who went out of his way to help a ghost on the way home?!


I see. So basically, you're a shinigami? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!



[After the hollow of Orihime's brother threatens to kill her] Do you know why the big brother is born first? It's to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, "I'll kill you..."...

here is another one of my funny bleach storys here you go

while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes

rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever

then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here

rukia:shinji why are you here
shinji:because this manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: you fight in two more chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here

ichigo:no rukia if...

This story was when Ichigo ws trying to plan and save Rukia. And plus in this story Ichigo has a retainer. Thank you I hope you like the story!

Ichigo,Orihime,Chad,Uryu were thinking of a plan how to save Rukia.So Ichigo said,
Ichigo: So Orihime try to heal any one who is hurt okay?
Orihime:Okay Ichigo.
Ichigo:Alright Chad you go use you Elderectoe if I get a srcatch!
Chad: What?! Why a scratch? Can't it be like your blood gets out of your mouth or something?
Ichigo: Well lets just stick with scratch.
Chad: Well okay then Ichigo. Goss.
Ichigo: Now Uryu use those two-million thingy okay?
Uryu: Really...

Lover: Grimmjow Best Friend: Unohana On the upside you can be freedom-loving, extroverted, straightforward, benevolent, philosophic, idealistic, sincere, intellectual, knowledgeable, philosophical, broad-minded, truth-seeking and telling, just, fun-loving, athletic, adventurous, expansive, and optimistic. On the downside you can be blundering, careless, exaggerative, know-it-all, over-indulgent, tactless and scattered. You are a Shinigami captured by the Arrancar for your superior healing skills - you have achieved Bankai and it contains medic skills much like Orihime's. You don't let many...

The next thing i knew we were danceing around the moonlight lake. as we lookd at each other toshiros eyes shined. Then all the captins came out of the woods form looking for us. even though we wernt danceing i felt a spark when toshiro took my hands.his head got closer to mine.then i heard him say "volta...ill love you forever and ill never stop.".it was loud enough for everyone to here.then i closed my eyes and,we kissed."this is where our story begins,this time for real"i thought.Then he got down on one knee.i coverd my mouth with both my hands and begain to cry.then i hugged him."volta,iv...