I have a OMLD which stands for Obsessive Matthew Lawrence Disorder
for those who are a fan of Matthew Lawrence
If you have a OMLD you may have these symptoms:
1. Smile when he smiles or acting cute.
2. Feeling faint when he does something sexy.
3. Kiss one of his pictures goodnight.
4. Have a Mattgasm when he's shirtless.
5. Have dreams of him.
6. Watch any one of his movies everyday.
Jessica Spencer meets up with her all-star quarterback boyfriend, Billy. they send love signals to each other. Jessica sneaks out of her
bedroom window, and passes her parents bedroom window, where they were both looking in the centerfold of their own magazines, Jessica climbs down the tree at the side of her house. Billy helps her down. they look at each other while smiling, they kiss in a passionate way. Jess kisses Billy's neck, making his leg tingle.
Billy: Oh, Jess, when you do that.. My whole leg tingles and shakes.