Most of these are very strange thoughts. Yes, I have a weird brain. These thoughts will be organized in the form of three questions: What if?, Why?, and Why not?
1. What if?: As a result of a spell going wrong, the Scooby gang was turned into children?
Why?: Spells going wrong are always hilarious. Besides, it would be a very light and fluffy episode, which I thought was what BtVS needed at times (screw you, Marti Noxon).
Why not?: It would be kind of hard to find child stars. *shrug*
2. What if?: We were shown that one time that Spike and Angel were intimate?
Why?: Because it's torture, man! And I'm curious; I don't just wanna watch it because I'm a perv.
Why not?: I guess soccer moms and most of the male audience would disapprove of it. But can't they just cover their eyes and ears and hum Green Day songs? That's what I do in certain Health classes.
3. What if?: Willow and Faith kissed?
Why?: No reason, just another couple we can drool over. 'Sides, Faith is muchos better than Kennedy, amiright?
Why not?: Somehow, I cannot imagine Willow just going up to Faith and smooching her. or vice versa. Actually, I could imagine it happening vice versa.
4. What if?: Oz had more guest appearences in Season 5-7?
Why?: Well, come on! Oz disappears without a trace in Season 4, then suddenly pops back up in Season 8? Not cool. How come nobody asked how he was, or even bothered to keep in touch. How come nobody had tried to contact him in Season 7, when they were preparing for an uber-battle with the First?
Why not?: If Seth Green, the actor that played Oz, has such sweet gigs nowadays, I suppose he would've gotten a lot of opportunities back then as well.
5. What if?: The show ran for longer, way long, up to... well, now, in 2010? And what if they read Twilight?
Why?: Man, that book sucked. I'm sorry, but it did. Sparkly vampires? Think about the characters' reactions. Most of them would go ":D". Angel would probably be "DX" with a bit of "D:<". Spike would go "xDDD" and then "):<". And finally, Giles will go "8I". And then wipe his glasses.
Why not?: Well, obviously, They can't do that coz the show is not running anymore. Also, Meyer would probably cry and wail, "Why me?" because her books were teased mercilessly on one of her favorite TV shows, that she never watched of course. Those are the best shows.
6. What if?: There was a Buffy/Angel crossover?
Why?: Because, wouldn't that be awesome?
Why not?: Well, which category would this crossover be in? BtVS or Angel? Or could they just make a little mini-series thing?
7. What if?: Due to a spell gone wrong, the Scooby gang switched bodies?
Why?: You might be feeling a bit of deja vu with this situation, and that's simply because I LOVE spells gone wrong. In a hilarious way, of course, not a gruesome ick way. 'Sides, it would be especially funny if a guy was in a girl's body, and that girl happened to be on her "time of the month".
Why not?: I think the spells-gone-wrong thing could be considered overdone if they decided to air this episode.
8. What if?: Dawndrew (Dawn/Andrew) happened?
Why?: Because, wouldn't they make a cute couple? *squee*
Why not?: Because Andrew is gay. Well, sort of gay, sort of straight... I don't know! But I think during Season 7, he thought less of having a house full of hot girls, and more of fantasizing about having a threesome with Xander and Spike (What would you even call that anyway? Xandrewike?).
9. What if?: Some vampires started an evil cult... underwater? DUN DUN DUN *evil cackling*
Why?: Well, daytime or not, vampires cannot burn in water. They proved that in Angel Season 1. So it would be perfectly logical for a vampire cult living under the sea already. "What about blood?", you ask. Well, they could just feed off fish, or punch a hole in a nighttime cruise and feast on the drowing passengers. But then blood spreads everywhere in the water so...
Why not?: Joss Whedon and his gang would probably be carted off to the funny farm for even THINKING that.
10. What if?: Buffy and her gang travelled to New York?
Why?: After seeing so much of boring, sunny California (no offence to any California residents), wouldn't you want a change of scenery too? Besides, I heard there was a hellmouth there as well. It's called "Wall Street".
Why not?: Yeah, Joss, why not? *glares at Joss Whedon*