Buffy the Vampire Slayer Best quotes

amazondebs posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 01:31AM
i love how witty Buffy is, i think my fave quotes are
"The world is doomed" (last line of the first episode)
"The world is most definitely doomed" (before the battle of chosen the last episode)
what are yours?
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over a year ago OTHisWicked said…

"the hardest thin #g in life is to live in it" is actually from two episodes"

buffy- the gift - season 5
dawn - season 6
over a year ago destuctogirl said…
So many to choose from, I think every epidode has a worthy quote, but this one always cracks me up by Spike cant remember the episode of the top of my head

out for a walk bitch, while he is counting off his fingers.

Love it
over a year ago MagicalRose said…
Buffy: Do you wanna hang? We're cafeteria-bound.

Willow: (jumpy) I-I-I'm gonna do work in the computer lab on school
work that I have, so I cannot hang just now. Hi, Ford.

Ford: Morning.

Buffy: Okay, Will, fess up.

Willow: What?

Buffy: Are you drinking coffee again? 'Cause we've talked about this.

laughs out loud

Willow: It makes me jumpy. I have to go. Away. (hurries off)

Snyder: Somebody's got to keep an eye on them. They're just a bunch of
hormonal time bombs. (takes two steps away from Giles) Every time a
pretty girl walks by every boy turns into a gibbering fool.

Giles spots Jenny coming towards them.

Giles: Ms. Calendar!

Jenny: Mr. Giles!

Giles: Well, I, uh, um... Hello!

Snyder: You see the way these kids gaze at each other... all moony.

Jenny: It's good to see you.

Giles: Yes.

Snyder: You think they're thinking about learning?

Giles: Uh, were you headed to the, uh, faculty room?

Jenny: Sounds like fun!

They head off to the faculty room leaving Snyder behind.

Snyder: I try and tell 'em about the important things in life.
Discipline, responsibility, punctuality. Might as well be talking to

Written by: Joss Whedon
Directed by: Joss Whedon
Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson

Copyright (c) 1997 Alexander Thompson

~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer ~~~~~~~~~~

I do not own the characters in this story, nor do I own any rights to
the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". They were created by
Joss Whedon and belong to him, Mutant Enemy, Sandollar Television, Kuzui
Enterprises, 20th Century Fox Television and the WB Television Network.

This is not a novelization or a script. It is a straightforward and dry
transcript of the episode "When She Was Bad". It also includes
descriptions of the settings, action scenes and camera movements where I
felt they were needed.

I made every effort to accurately transcribe the dialogue from this
episode. If you notice anything that is transcribed incorrectly, please
let me know and I will post an update. rev 98.09.28

This episode was originally broadcast on September 15, 1997.

~~~~~~~~~~ Prologue ~~~~~~~~~~

In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against
the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.

The cemetery. The camera pans across it and over to the sidewalk along
the border. Willow and Xander are on their way home. Xander has an ice
cream cone and takes an occasional lick.

Willow: Okay, um...

Xander: It's your turn.

Willow: I, alright, okay, uh... 'In the few hours that we had together,
we loved a lifetime's worth.'

Xander: Terminator.

Willow: Good! Great.

Xander: Um, oh, okay, I got one. (imitating Charlton Heston) 'It's a
madhouse! A mad...'

Willow: (interrupts) Planet of the Apes.

Xander: Can I finish, please?

Willow: Oh! Sorry, go ahead.

Xander: '...house!' (indicates she may answer)

Willow: Planet of the Apes. Okay, good. Me. Uh...

Xander: Well?

Willow: I'm thinking. 'Use the Force, Luke.'

Xander: Do I even have to dignify that with a guess?

Willow: I couldn't think of anything. It's a dumb game anyway.

Xander: Well, what else do you wanna do? We already played rock, paper,
scissors. My hands cramped up.

Willow: Well, yes, if you're always scissors of course your tendons are
gonna strain...

Xander: (interrupts) Y'know, I just gotta say that this has been the
most boring summer ever.

Willow: Yeah, but on the plus side no monsters or stuff.

She steps over to the wall and hops up to sit on it.

Xander: I'm just so restless! I'm actually looking forward to school
startin' up again.

Willow: Yeah, and that wouldn't have anything to do with a certain girl
we both know who is a Vampire Slayer?

Xander: Please, I'm so over her. Did she, uh, mention when she might be
gettin' back? About which I do not care.

Willow: I haven't heard from her. I got a couple postcards when she
went to L.A., but then, like, nothing.

Xander: Well, she's probably with her dad having a good time.

Willow: And you don't care?

Xander: Well, okay, there might be some interest. I'm a man. I have
certain desires, certain needs...

Willow: Uhhh! I don't wanna know.

Xander: I got a movie for ya! (taps her nose with his ice cream)

Willow: (surprised) Xander!

Xander: You're Amish! You can't fight back... 'cause you're Amish! I
mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!

Willow: Witness. (pouty) My nose is cold.

Xander: Let me get that for ya. (leans in to lick off her nose)

Willow: Xander! (stops him)

Xander: I'm sorry, I can't help myself. Your nose looks so tasty.

He reaches up with his napkin and gently wipes off her nose. He takes
much longer than he needs to and looks into her eyes. He brushes his
hand against her cheek. After another moment he starts to move in for a
kiss. She responds in kind and tilts her head. They stop just short of
making contact and linger there a moment. Xander finally begins to pull
back, and when he does he sees a vampire standing on the other side of
the wall. Willow notices his glance and looks, too. She screams and
jumps off of the wall as Xander pulls her away from the vampire.

Xander: Willow, go!

He puts himself between her and the vampire. She doesn't go, but watches
as he punches the vampire in the face. The vampire isn't fazed. He grabs
Xander and tries to bite. Xander struggles with him to keep from being
bitten. After a few moments of wrestling a hand grabs the vampire by the
shoulder and pulls him off of Xander. It's a girl, and she punches the
vampire in the face, knees him in the crotch and flips him over onto his
back. She turns to Willow and Xander.

Buffy: Hi, guys!

The vampire gets up. Buffy turns her attention back to him and kicks him
in the chest, sending him flying into a tree, where he gets impaled on a
dead branch and bursts into ashes. She turns back to Willow and Xander.

Buffy: Miss me?

Opening credits roll. Buffy's theme plays.

~~~~~~~~~~ Part 1 ~~~~~~~~~~

On the sidewalk.

Willow: Buffy!

Xander: Hey! (hugs her)

Buffy: Hey. Hey, Will! (hugs her)

Xander: (hugs Buffy again) Man, your timing really doesn't suck.

Willow: When'd you get back?

Buffy: Uh, just now. Dad drove me down. And I figured you two losers
would be getting into some kind of trouble.

Willow: I think we had the upper hand. I-in a subtle way.

Buffy: Does either of you even have a cross? Very sloppy.

Xander: Well, it's been a slow summer. I mean, that's the first vampire
we've seen since you killed the Master.

Buffy: It's like they knew I was coming back.

They start to walk.

Xander: So, what about you? How was your summer? Did you slay anything?

Buffy: No. Uh, just hung out, partied some, shopping was also a major

Xander: Well, you haven't lost your touch. That vampire...

Buffy: I did kinda whale on him, didn't I?

Xander: (notices) I like your hair.

Buffy: (giggles) So, how did you guys fare? Did you have any fun
without me?

Xander: No.

Willow: Yes!

Xander: Uh, our summer was kinda yawnworthy. Our biggest excitement was
burying the Master.

They stop walking.

Willow: That's right, you missed it. (points) Right out by that tree.
(Buffy looks) Giles buried the bones and we poured holy water and we got
to wear robes.

Xander: Very intense. You shoulda been.

Willow: Have you seen Giles?

Buffy: Why would I do that? I'll see him at school.

Xander: Man, I'm really glad you're back.

Buffy: (looks at the tree again) Me, too.

Cut to Buffy's room. Her dad is helping her mom unpack her things. Joyce
opens a suitcase and looks through it.

Hank: Okay, then. This is the last of it. (puts another suitcase on the

Joyce: More clothes?

Hank: Oh, do shoes count as clothes?

Joyce: How much shopping did you let her do?

Hank: Oh, I just thought I was saving you from the big back-to-school
clothing nightmare. (unzips the suitcase)

Joyce: My nightmares of Buffy in school have nothing to do with
clothes. Did she manage to stay out of trouble in L.A.?

Hank: She did, yeah. She was, um... you know, great.

Joyce: But?

Hank: She was just, I don't know, um... distant. Not brooding or
sulking, just... there was no connection. The more time we spent
together, the more I felt like she was nowhere to be seen.

Joyce: Hence the shoes?

Hank: (hands her the shoes) I may have overcompensated a little bit.

Joyce: Hmm.

Hank: It's so strange. You know, at least when she was burning stuff
down I knew what to say.

Joyce: Well, welcome to my world. I haven't been able to get through to
her for so long. I'll just be happy if she makes it through the school

Cut to Sunnydale High.

Cordelia: It was a nightmare, a total nightmare.

Cut to her and two friends coming down some stairs and walking across
the quad.

Cordelia: I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and
then they just decide to go to Tuscany. (exhales) Art and buildings? I
was totally beachless for a month and a half. No one has suffered like I
have. Of course I think that that kind of adversity builds character.
Well, then I thought, I already have a lot of character. Is it possible
to have too much character?

Snyder: The first day back. It always gets me.

Giles: Yes.

Cut to the two of them walking along the colonnade.

Snyder: I mean, it's incredible. One day the campus is completely bare.
Empty. The next, there are children everywhere. Like locusts. Crawling
around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in
sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist.

They stop. Snyder looks around, observing the students.

Giles: I do enjoy these pep talks. Have you ever considered, given your
abhorrence of children, school's principal was not, perhaps, your true

Buffy:  Do you wanna hang? We're cafeteria-bound.

Willow:  (jumpy) I-I-I'm gonna do work in the co
over a year ago lollygagging said…
Chosen (Season 7, Episode 22)

SPIKE: Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or I guess they do, but—
The Killer in Me (Season 7, Episode 13)
No, no, Finn is his last name. Y12eah. Well, did he used to work there and then he got transferred? Oh, is this actually a flower shop, or is this one of those things where I'm supposed to play along to show that I know it's really secret ops? Oh, maybe I shouldn't have said that. Oh, OK, right. Well, if some guy named Finn shows up to buy flowers— Yeah. Thanks. Wrong number. Or a giant government conspiracy, one or the— Spike?



SOLDIER: Miss Summers. Agent Finn reported that you tried to contact him earlier today.

BUFFY: I knew it! Government conspiracy.

Tabula Rasa (Season 6, Episode 8)

SPIKE: I must be a noble vampire. A good guy. On a mission of redemption. I help the hopeless. I'm a vampire with a soul.

BUFFY: A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?

The Gift (Season 5, Episode 22)

TARA: Willow ... I got so lost.

WILLOW: I found you ... I will always find you. (SO SAD)

Restless (Season 4, Episode 22)

BUFFY: Ah... Well, at least you all didn't dream about that guy
with the cheese.

Graduation Day, Part 2 (Season 3, Episode 22)

CORDELIA: No! No, we'll get a box with the Ebola virus and… and…. Or it doesn't even have to be real, we can just get a box that says Ebola on it and… uhm chase him… with the box…

XANDER: I'm starting to lean towards the humus offensive.

Becoming, Part 2 (Season 2, Episode 22)

GILES: In order... to be worthy...


GILES: You must perform the ritual... in a tutu.

Innocence (Season 2, Episode 14)

CORDELIA: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?

XANDER: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

Bad Eggs (Season 2, Episode 12)

XANDER: Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English
language is all those pesky words. You... Angel... big... smoochies?

There are more, but those are the ones no one had mentioned yet.
over a year ago SanciaaaXD said…
The episode Touched?(i think) :

Spike to buffy:
You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you. And dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine. And done things I prefer you didn't. Don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred-plus years. And there's only one thing I've ever been sure of. You. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you. Or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are. What you do. How you try. I've seen your kindness, and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.

I love most of spikes quotes :) They are so funny :) That speech to buffy was very moving tough :)
over a year ago vampirerose1718 said…
"Season 2 Halloween
Buffy: Angel's a vampire. I thought you knew
Cordelia: Oh, he's a vampire! Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs.

Season 2 What's my line Part 2
"You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend." - Buffy

Season 3 Lover's walk
You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it"-Spike

Season 1 or 2 I can't remember the episode
The gang has just turned round and Angel has just vanished.
"That's it. I'm putting a collar with a little bell on that guy" -Xander

Season 3 The Prom
Anya: I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Xander: Then why are you talking to me?
Anya: [sighs] I don't have a date for the prom.
Xander: Well, gosh, I wonder why not? It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch.
Anya: Men are evil. Will you go with me?

Season 2 Bewitched,Bothered, & Bewildered
Cordelia: You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does just so you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm way cooler than you are 'cause I'm not a sheep. I do what I wanna do, and I wear what I wanna wear. And you know what? [Xander smiles] I'll date whoever the hell I wanna date. No matter how lame he is. [Xander stops smiling]

over a year ago TwerdAlways said…
Xander- I don't know what everyone's talking about that outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker.

Jenny- Okay the first thing we're gunna do is (turns around and sees buffy) Oh buffy
Xander- Am i asleep already?
over a year ago jamboni said…
big smile
"Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead." -Buffy (Welcome to the Hellmouth)
Not sure why, I just love that one... along with many others but they've been mentioned already
over a year ago smms said…
This is from the episode Choices.

Buffy: But you I can't believe you got into Oxford!
Willow: It's pretty exciting.
Oz: There's some deep academia there.
Buffy: That's where they make Gileses!
Willow: I know. I could learn, and have scones.
over a year ago luckygirl21 said…
These are some of mine if you haven't noticed i love angel hes my favorite.

All right, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend." -- Buffy
"You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate... just kill me!" -- Xander

It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die... and oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now." -- Willow
"That the Slayer?"
"Ain't that Angelus with her?"
"Well, how come she ain't slayin'? And how come he's about to make me blush?" -- Tector and Lyle

"I guess I need help."
"Help? You mean like on homework? No, 'cause you're old, and you already know stuff." -- Angel and Willow

"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one."
"Could you not call me that?" -- Xander and Angel

"You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda." -- Spike

"Oh, he's a _vampire_. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a care bear, with fangs." -- Cordelia

My diary? You read my diary? That is not okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! You don't even know what I was writing about!'Hunk'can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are'penetrating', I meant to write'bulging'. And'A'doesn't even stand for'Angel'for that matter, it stands for...'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all..."Buffy
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."Buffy

"This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you...you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after" Angel

"I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop" Angel

"I don't know nearly enough about this to risk you wearing it. Besides, you got that real cool ax-thing going for you" Angel

She did it! I'll be damned! Angel

Who are you?
Let’s just say I’m a friend.

Well, maybe I don’t want a friend.

I didn’t say I was yours…

over a year ago thebench18 said…
ANYA: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] "Please go."
XANDER: "Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They want me to tell you that, 'Please go' just got replaced with, 'Have a nice day.'"
ANYA: "But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?"

BUFFYBOT: [to Willow] "You're recently gay."

WILLOW: "Okay, yeah, you've been with a vampire before, but Angel had a soul."
BUFFYBOT: "Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid."

SPIKE: [from 'Once More, With Feeling'] "I hope she fries, I'm free if that bitch dies! ...I better help her out."

WILLOW: [to Xander, after he said something to make Angel leave] "See? You made him do that thing where he's gone!"

HARMONY: "Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?"
SPIKE: "No."
HARMONY: "...Can I make him a vampire?"
SPIKE: "No. Wait, on second thought, yeah. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids, as well."
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over a year ago indigo_ozz said…
Season 2 Phases
Larry: So, Oz, man, what's up with that? Dating a junior? Uh, let me guess. That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just, uh, just an act, right?
Oz: Yeah. Yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun.

Season 3 Band Candy
Snyder: Whoa, Summers! You drive like a spaz!

Season 4 Doomed
Spike: I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy? Is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One, after all. Come one, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!

over a year ago JaneDoe23 said…
My all time fave is from Season 4 "Something Blue" when Spike and Buffy are under Willow's Will-It-So Spell and they get engaged. At the end Buffy tries to get Spike to shut up by being rude and he yells, "I wasn't the one that wanted Wind Beneath my Wings for the first dance!"
Buffy: That was the spell!

over a year ago spikelover150 said…
i dont know this word for word but it goes something like this
"YOu know whenever Giles asked me to do something he always said please and then i got a cookie afterward."-Buffy to Wes
over a year ago bbgirl77 said…
my fav is when spike is like, "Out for a walk, bitch." haha he uses his five words
over a year ago colouredhazel said…
'Out.For.A.Walk...Bitch' haha Lights up my day :)
over a year ago MariksxKitten said…
Favorite quote ever is from Spike and it's actually a wordless quote. It's from the silent episode "Hush" and it's when Spike and Xander are arguing, and then Spike holds up two fingers. I always assumed he was saying something like "sod off" but it had became part of my ritual movements since when I want to tell someone off but not say anything.
over a year ago thevampslayer said…
(Upon seeing the new menu at the Bronze)
Spike (to Buffy)-"Awwh man! They got rid of the flower onion! That was the only thing this place had going for it..."

over a year ago royalgirl65 said…
I love Once more with feeling-
Song-I have a theory
Xander-It could be witches,some evil witches, which is ridiculous cos witches they were persecuted wicked good and loved the earth and woman power I'll be over here.
over a year ago monkeylady72 said…
So many quality Buffy quotes. Some of my favorites, and in case you can't tell-Spike is my favorite:

Buffy:I realize that every Slayer comes with an expiration mark on the package, but I want mine to be a long time from now...like a Cheeto

Angleus: Dear Buffy. Hm...I'm still trying to find the best way to send my regards.
Spike: Why don't you rip her lungs out? That might make an impresson.
Angleus: Lacks poetry.
Spike: Doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs?

Spike: I'm drownin' in footwear! (Wakes up) Weird dream.

Spike: I've changed, Buffy.
Buffy: What? That chip in your head? That's not change. Th-that's just holding you back. You're like a serial killer in prison.
Spike: Women marry them all the time.

Spike: I'm not a monster.
Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make moster movies about them!
Spike: You've got me there.

Spike: If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Buffy: You shouldn't have come here.
Spike: No. I messed up your doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored.

Spike: Don't be a stupid git. There is no...
Giles: If I want your opinion, Spike, I'll...I'll never want your opinion.

Spike (talking to Willow): If at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him (gesturing to Xander) and you try again.

Spike (about Andrew): He's a breath of fresh air innt he? Thank God I don't breathe.

Spike: The door was unlocked. You might want to watch that, Rupert. Someone dangerous could get in.
Buffy: Or someone formerly dangerous and currently annoying.

Xander (when Tara's father is trying to take her): You're dealing with all of us.
Spike: Cept me.
Xander: Except Spike.
Spike: I don't care what happens.

Spike: I'm more of a veal man myself. You're too old to eat. But not to kill. (in School Hard-Spike's first episode)

Spike (after being asked to fight a troll): Yeah. I could do that but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Anya: A year ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now, I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Spike: You know, you take the killing for granted, and then it's gone and you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stop and smell the corpses, you know.

Spike: Dru bagged a Slayer? S-She didn't tell me. Hey, good for her! (glared at by Buffy) Though not from your perspective, I suppose.

Dawn: You sleep, right? You. Vampires. You sleep.
Spike: Yeah? What's your point?
Dawn: Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all...touch her...you're gonna wake up on fire.

Spike: Well I'm not good and I'm okay

Buffy: There are two things I don't believe in. Coincidences and Leprechauns.

Spike: Are we feeling better than?
Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars.
Spike: You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.
Drusilla: I can see them. But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion.

Spike: Angel is as dull as a table lamp...and we have very different coloring.

Spike: And I'm supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?

Giles: Oh yes, always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as bloody colonials. (after being reprimanded for calling Native Americans Indians)
over a year ago vampireempire said…
"We're going to need a bigger boat." Xander
over a year ago kalihart95 said…
Xander: I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster.
Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space... I did not say that.
- listening to fear season 5

spike:oh so thats all. you've just come to pump me for information.
buffy: what else would i wanna pump you for? i really just said that didnt i?
- once more with feeling season 6

Buffy: Spike and I are getting married!
Xander: How? What? How?
Giles: Three excellent questions.
Spike: [to Buffy] What are you looking at?
Buffy: The man I love. (they kiss)
Xander: Can I be blind too?
-something blue season 4

Buffy: But, when I kissed you, you know I was thinking about Giles, right?
Spike: You know, I always wondered about you two.
Buffy: Oh, gross Spike!
-smashed season 6
over a year ago SeriousSlayage said…
Spike-Well were not having a vhurch wedding
Buffy-Mmmm...I was thinking we could have the ceremony in the park
Spike-yeh great spend your honeymoon with Mr. Big-pile-o-dust

there are so many from something blue, i love that episode

Spike- Spike took a trip to the vet and he doesnt chase the other puppies anymore!
over a year ago SeriousSlayage said…
big smile
ooh! Buffybot quotes

Buffybot (to Spike)- Darn your sinister attraction!
Buffybot- Angels lame. His hair sticks straight up and hes bloody stupid!
Buffybot (randomly mid-conversation with willow)- You're recently gay!
season 5 Intervention

i also love this speech and the music behind it, all patriotic and crap lol
Spike- What's this? Sittin around watchin telly while evil's still afoot. (turns TV off) That's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! (Xander and Willow stare at him)What can't go without you're buffy is it? To chicken? Lets find her. She is the 'chosen' one after all-come on! Vampires! Grr! Nasty! Lets annihilate them. For justice-and for- the safety of puppies- and christmas, right? Lets *fight* that evil!-Lets kill something!....
Come *on*!

over a year ago lostgalaxy said…
By the way, there's this cool site dedicated to vampires only link

over a year ago VampGirl151 said…
Xander; Angel! Angel! Angel! Why does every conversation we have, have to come back to that freak?
Angel: Hi
Xander: Hey man!
Angel: Buffy
Buffy: Angel
Xander: Xander!
over a year ago wilara26 said…
spike: you want me slayer...well come and get me
buffy: oh im coming im coming right now
over a year ago Rogue-slayer said…
Triangle, season 5

Willow: (Imitating Anya) I'm Anya. I like money more than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services

Xander: I'm gonna run and get Buffy. (to Spike) Or maybe you could fight him!
Spike: Yeah, I could, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much

sometime in season 5

Anya: (Playing the game of life) Can i exchange the children for more money!

season 4

Willow: Well you know what it's like with a spanking new boyfriend
Anya: Yes, we've enjoyed spanking
over a year ago Rogue-slayer said…
ooh some more good quotes are Olaf quotes

Olaf: Ha ha! Puny receptacle
" ": You fight well although you are a tiny man.

triangle, season 5

Olaf: I do not care for Rannvieg. her hips are large and load-bearing like a Baltic woman's. (to Anya/Aud) Your hips are narrow like a... Baltic woman from a slightly more arid region.

over a year ago Duncan-lover1 said…
" Don't speak because everything you say sounds like good-bye." Dawn says this to Buffy in the last episode. Don't tell but I cried when she said that. And thats my favorite quote. I'm inspired by Dawn her character has a lot of meaning. She was a really big thing being the 'key' and everything, but she hated it and when it was gone she was just a mortal nothing special about her at all. Which made a good connection with Zander. They were my favorite because they remind me of me I was a big deal at school and I made a decition that made a big difference and I'm not such a big deal anymore. But I've deffinitly changed for the better
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over a year ago robin931009 said…
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Live. For me.

- Buffy Summers, Season 5: The Gift
over a year ago princesscool said…
Buffy:and when im done do i get a cookie?
Spike: do i get a cookie?
Buffy: No

OZ:i hsvent seen you all day
Xander: well she wasnt with me no sir bc we havent been together all day, we definitly werent together in case you thought we were
Willow: so about buffys birthday
Xander: yeah about buffys birthday i was thinkin of my gift
Xander:what we just got a good topic!......... Oh hey buffy
over a year ago srsloveslayer said…
big smile

Andrew Wells: Could we try to keep our secret headquarters a little bit secret? Keep bringing people in, they're gonna see everything. They'll see the big board.
Buffy: Andrew, we don't have a big board.
over a year ago srsloveslayer said…
i changed my mind i like when willow says bored now
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
big smile
Xander: Gay me up, Willow!
over a year ago wild-bby said…
[R.J's enchanted jacket]
Willow: Well, I have skills. I can prove my love with magic.
Anya: Yeah, right.What are you gonna do? Use magic to make him into a girl?
[Willow's face lightens up]

Anya: (fustrated that Willow and Tara wouldn't wish ill on Xander) What kind of lesbians are you? If you love men so much, go love men!

Xander: Whoa! Giles has a TV! Everybody...Giles has a TV- he's shallow like us!

Xander:You don't hide. You're bait. Go act baity.
Cordelia: What's the plan?
Xander: The Vampire attacks you.
Cordelia: And then what
Xander: The vampire kills you We watch, we rejoice.

Spike: I was actually in woodstock. That was a wierd gig. I fed off a flower person and spent the next six hours watching my hand move.

Xander: It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallos you when you want it to.

Dawn: I feel safe with you.
Spike: Take that back!

Buffy: You don't know what feelings are!
Spike: I damn well do! I lie awake every night-
Buffy: You sleep during the day!
over a year ago damn_them_vamps said…
Spike: Love's a funny thing.

Spike: I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

over a year ago LovingLucy said…
"Must be Tuesday!"
over a year ago LovingLucy said…
S4, Ep: Wild At Heart, Buffy: You eat out this late, you're gonna get heartburn. Get it? Heartburn?"

S6 Ep: Bargaining Pt. 1: Tara: Grr! Arrg!
over a year ago wannabespike said…
Series 6 Episode 3

One of the saddest and most poignant scenes I have ever seen. Made me teary.

"I was happy. Where ever I was, I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was alright. I knew it. Time didn't mean anything. Nothing had form, but I was still me, you know. And I was warm and I was loved and I was finished. Complete. I don't understand theology or dimensions or any of it really, but I think I was in heaven and now I'm not. I was torn out of there, pulled out by my friends. Everything here is hard, bright and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch.... This is Hell. Just getting through the next moment and the one after that, knowing what I've lost.... They can never know - never."
over a year ago 0emz0 said…
Buffy: How've ya been?
Amy: Rat.
Buffy: Dead
over a year ago ChelseaS said…
Whistler: In the end, you're always by yourself. You're all you've got. That's the point.

all time favorite
“Passion, it lies in all of us, sleeping... waiting... and though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir... open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace... but we would be hollow... Empty rooms shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead.”
part of that will be my next tatto.
over a year ago rubyelf said…
Buffy: You had sex with Giles? You had sex with Giles?!
Joyce: It was the candy! We were teenagers!
Buffy: On the hood of a police car?!
Joyce: [goes to leave, glances back] I'll be downstairs. [exits] You feel better!
Buffy: Twice!?

Giles: I'm glad to see you've recovered from your psychic encounter more or less intact. Feel up to some training?
Buffy: Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother!
[Giles walks right into a tree.]

Buffy: It's different. He's different. He has a soul now... What?
Angel: That's great! Everyone's got a soul now.
Buffy: He'll make a difference.
Angel: You know, I started it. The whole having-a-soul. Before it was... all the cool new thing.
Buffy: Oh my god, are you twelve?
Angel: I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.

over a year ago JossIsBoss2010 said…
Tara- I am you know?
Willow- What?
Tara- Yours.
over a year ago ScottishChic said…
Buffy: "... you could just, lie down with me and..."
Riley: "Nothing you're about to say will lead to rest."
over a year ago ScottishChic said…
Xander: "I think I liked it better when you were kicking me in my puffy groin."

Buffy: "Oh, no. I've had exactly two boyfriends and they both left, like really left, left town, left."
over a year ago EpicBoredom said…
Principal Snyder: "On the other hand, Sheila has never burned down a school building."
Buffy: "Well, that was never proven. The fire marshal said it could have been mice."
Principal Snyder: "Mice."
Buffy: "Mice that were smoking?"
Willow: "Oh and Angel, when he found out you were in danger, his face went 'grrr.'. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen!"
Cordelia: "Gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker."
Buffy: "To make a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing."
Willow: "We can't run, that would be wrong. Could we hide?"
Buffy: Willow, you're alive.
Willow: Aren't I usually?
Xander: Willow, did you remember to tape "Biography" last Friday?
Willow: Uh-huh.
Buffy: See? I told you. Old Reliable.
Willow: Oh, thanks.
Buffy: What?
Willow: Old Reliable? Yeah, great, there's a sexy nickname.
Buffy: Well, I-I didn't mean it as...
Willow: No, it's fine. I'm Old Reliable.
Xander: She just means, you know, the geyser. You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals.
Willow: That's Old Faithful.
Xander: Isn't that the dog that-that the guy had to shoot...
Willow: That's Old Yeller!
Buffy: Xander, I beg you not to help me.
Anya: Uh, Willow?
Willow: Uh, hi.
Anya: Anya. I'm sort of new here. Um, I know Cordelia.
Willow: Oh, fun.
Anya: Yeah, uh, listen, I have this little project I'm working on, and I heard you were the person to ask if...
Willow: Yeah, that's me. Reliable dog-geyser-person.
Buffy: Will, wait. I'm really sorry.
Willow: Buff, I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you come with me.
Buffy: [about Vamp Willow's outfit] Are you okay in that?
Willow: It's a little binding. I guess vampires really don't have to breathe.
[looks down into her low-cut shirt]
Willow: Gosh, look at those!
Willow: Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.
Buffy Summers: [supportive] Good for you.
Willow: Well, I didn't choose yet.
Willow: So, Ampata, you're a girl.
Ampata: Yes, for many years now.

over a year ago LG194 said…
there are faaar to many..but heres a couple..

"im eating this banana, lunch time be damned"

Giles-"I have a friend coming over and id like us to be alone"
Anya-"what do you mean an orgasm friend?"
Giles-"yes and that is exactly the most appaling thing you could have said"

Ethan-"id say that things are about to..."
Giles-"is someone..?"
Ethan-"oh bugger i thought youd gone"

Giles-"PROFESSOR WALSH?! That fish wife?!"

Cordelia-"Ew. What does this do?"
Giles-"It, um, extracts vital organs so that it can regenerate its own mutating cells."
Cordelia-"wow..what does this one do?"
Giles-"it elongates its mouth to engulf the head of its casualty between its teeth"
Cordelia-"ouch. what does this one do?"
Giles-"it asks endless questions of those with whom its supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done"
Cordelia-"Boy theres a demon for everything.."

"its a sham..its a sham with yams..its a yam sham"

"its the end of the world"

Giles-"how did you get in here?"
Spike-"the door was unlocked..you ought to watch that rupert, someone dangerous could get in.."
Buffy-"or someone formally dangerous and currently anoying.."

Buffy-"Giles help! hes gonna scold me"

Buffy-"look at my poor neck..all bare and tender and exposed..all that blood just pumping away"
Giles-"oh please.."

Spike-"Passions is on! Timmys down the bloody wells and if you make me miss it il.."
Giles-"do what?! lick me to death?!"

Buffy-"oh my god how bored were you last year?"
Giles-"i watched passions with spike..lets never speak of it"

Dawn-"i told mum that i wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together..then she went all quiet and made me go upstairs..."

Glory-"the slayers a robot..did anyone else know the slayers a robot?"
*smacks with hammer*
Buffy-"your not the brightest god in the heavens are you"

Buffy-"you have fruit punch smelth.."

Buffy-"is there something you wanna tell me?"
Riley-"oh..yes..i am a lesbian"
Buffy-"well its good that your so open about it"

Buffy-"willow, you're a gay woman...and hes not.."
Willow-"this isn't about his physical presence! its about his heart"
Anya-"his physical presence is a penis!"
Willow-"i can work around it"

Buffy-"i think he needs blood"
Willow-"want me to kill anya?"

Cheese man-"these..will not protect you"

"..i saved a little space for the cheese slices"

*shakes cheese slices in the air*

"i wear the cheese, it does not wear me"
Giles-"honestly you meet the most appaling sort of people"

Buffy-"at least you all didnt dream about that guy with the cheese...i dunno where the hell that came from.."
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over a year ago hot4spike said…
this is one of my favs from hush
Spike: "Xander don't you care about me."
Xander: "Shut up!"
Spike: "We never talk."
Xander: "Shut up!"
Spike: " Xaaannnder."
Xander: "Shut up!"

over a year ago HouseofNightRox said…
Spike: I'll make her love me for the man I am. I'll tie her up, torture her, until she loves me again.