Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should you be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!
Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now you must suffer.
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop you!
Piccolo: What are you doing!?
Frieza: Sorry. I just hear these heroic speeches so much I keep a mental list of how many times I heard certain lines.
Piccolo: You insane basterd!
Piccolo: Yeah, we'll.. I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FACE!!
Frieza: Ohh, hoho... 12..
Goku: The doctor said I'll be for a while. What with shattered ribs. Broken bones.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage.. Oh hey master. When did you get here?
Goku: That was close.. Was nearly out of frying pan and into the.. Lava.
Frieza: ....... How do you function!?
Guy: What do you want!?
Frieza: Oh. We're just visitiors. Traveling b- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK!? We're here for the dragon balls!
Frieza: Meet my friend. MR MOUNTAIN!! (fires mountain at Goku)
Goku: Hello mr mountain. My name is- (gets crushed)
Krillin: Goku, you can't die.. Here. I brought a sensu bean.
Goku: I don't think that's gonna work.
Killin: Why not?
Goku: I kinda have a hole in my esophagus..
Krillin: Wait.. Then how are you breathing?.......... Goku?
Goku: Sweet! I should go after him.
King Kui: NO! Don't go after Frieza.. He way beound anything you know.. He destoried 100's of planets and killed thousands of people!
Goku: (excited squeal)
King Kui: Stop it! Stop getting excited!
Vegeta: Say good by to your precious planet!
Goku: That's not very nice!!
Vegeta: OF COARSE NOT!! I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!