DITTO:
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did you do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the next time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: Hey Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.. like you.
Luna: (playfully) why?
Ditto: Well.. Your. Smart. Beauitful.. Successful.. Brave
Luna: (playfully) Annnd?
Ditto: And.. Uh.. Cute.. And.. Smart.. And, did I mention, beauitful... (awkward silence)... But why do you love me?
Luna: (shrugs) I don't know.. Just do.
Ditto: (chuckles) That's not fair. Why do 'I' have to give the essay answer?
Luna: (Playfully) Well, I guess its because I am a princess.
Master Sword: Wait, wait, wait wait wait..... wait. You are dating Luna? As in THE Luna? As in Princess Luna, the ruler of the moon herself.
Ditto: Yeah.. I can't believe it either... But the fact is. We were "always" there for each.
(extended scene)
Ditto: (tying pony to noose) You know kid, I would feel less bad about this if it weren't for the fact that one of your crimes involved trying to rape sweet little Pinkie Pie., (screaming) YOU DISGUST ME!!... (has a sudden mood swing and calmly pats his head in a soothing voice) We're not gonna hurt you.. Not gonna hurt you.
Ditto: Well.. I was thinking about it, and.. Would you marry me, Luny?
Luna: (Surprised) Why.............. Of course I would, Ditto. Nothing would make me happier.
Ditto: Great. I even got a ring.. (shows expensive looking ring)
Luna: Were did you even get that?
Ditto: Well.. (shown savagely beating up prisoner, simply for the prisoners ring)... Not important.
Ditto: (dragging over prisoner who tried escaping but was caught by him personally).
Cadence: Oh, good, you got him.
Prisoner: ... Hey princess? How much would it cost to fuck yo-
Ditto: (smashes his the prisoners face against a wall, breaking his nose) SHUT UP!!
Mugger: (shoots at her) I never liked you anyway Luna!
Luna: (gets hit in the arm by one of them)
Mugger: (points the gun) Haha, next one is going straight for your fac- (suddenly the arm holding his gun gets violently ripped off)
Ditto: (mockingly) Ohh, looks like someone's gonna be missing (waving the torn off arm) thiiis!
Ditto: (violently beating prisoner) How ugly is Luna NOW!?
Prisoner: Still pretty fuckin disgusting
Ditto: (growls and continues to beat him).
Luna: I think you should join me at the spa. It'll help with all your stress honey.
Ditto: No way Luny. I'm a guy. I'm not going to a spa
(Later when he arrives at the spa)
Ditto: (how dose she do that!?)..
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MADDY TWIST:
Broadsword: My son is an idiot!
Maddy: I don't know.. I like sword
Boardsword: ....... Why!?
Maddy; Well.. Unlike most other of my boyfriend's sons. He never tried to run me over with his car..
Maddy: (after being insulted) fortunately I don't give a shit about your opinion.
Maddy: It's for rare valuable reasons, titled "none your business"!
Cop: (sees Maddy having her arm stuck in a vending machine she tired stealing from.
Maddy: Ummm........ This isn't what it looks like.
Maddy: Yeah.. Can't be as cute as I am without knowing to defend yourself.. Maggie too.
Maddy: I agree.. Woman are such bitches... It's why I went back to men.
Broadsword: (realizes what she means and is turned on)... Wow.
Maddy; (flies over to where Broads boss is) what is it, what's the big damn deal? You sounded anxious on the phone.
Boss: Well, I just wanted to talk (Takes out two wine glasses and a bottle) Champaign?
Maddy: Oh, thank you (Takes the whole bottle and drinks from it)
Boss: My, you're quite an extraordinary woman, aren't you.
Maddy: (nervous) I guess..
Boss: So, how do you feel about your relationship with Broadsword. (Stands behind her and massages her shoulders) Are you happy with your relationship?
Maddy: (has to resist his touch) Were we going with this!?
Boss: Well...... how much do I have to pay you to do you in the-
(30 Seconds Later)
Maddy: (Walks out of the room) Well, this was a nice conversation. We'll have to do this again.. never
Boss: (Clenching his nose, which is broken).
Saten: What do you want Maddy?
Maddy: ... To see my son.
Saten: Why so you can insult me and my beloved wife!
Maddy: No... The thing is... I don't want to be your enemy anymore.
Saten: .............. What?
Maddy: I am sick of the hate... I want to be an actual caring mother..
Saten: .......................
Maddy: I know I never showed you love Saten. I know I was a HORRIBLE mother.. Who payed no attention to you. And bullied you... But you don't understand what it was like Saten... My whole life... All I ever gotten was misery, and beatings... Nobody EVER showed me love before Broadsword... Love was so unknown to me.. But I always cared for you in my own way........ I hope you can forgive me.
Saten: ................. (hugs her tearfully) I do!
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(I'll even add BEST OF PITA, cause I really like her now)..
Pita: I'm Pita Cosita. And I'm a crazy girl!
Pita: Yeah, we'll, your not even hot... Okay. Yes you are... But still a bitch!
Maggie: Want some shots?
Pita: Sure.. This is only my second beer.. I need to speed up my game!
Pita: I am pretty pervy. But I usually ask permission first.
Celestia: (sees this) Hey, what you think your doing!?
Pita: (drunk) Not now Maggie.
Celestia: No, I'm Celestia, and your inside the castle
Pita: (Looks around) The castle? Fuck me, I thought I was in the bar.
Celestia: Watch your language young lady!
Pita: (winds up calling Celestia a bitch)
Celestia: Ma'am, before I lock you up. I am giving you one last chance to apologize for that last comment.
Pita: I'm from Manhatten! I never apologize for the TRUTH!
(Skips to Pita being locked in a prison cell).
Pita: Well, this could have gone much better.
Celestia: You had your chance.
Pita: ... (sighs) Fine. I'm sorry.
Celestia: See, was that so hard (Lets her out).
Pita: Fine.. But can I still think of you tonight?
Velvet: I made a girlfriend
Pita: Oh.. That's cute.. Do you have a picture of her?
elvet: Yeah, I do (Shows a picture of Velvet with Dinky).
Pita: Wait.. Is tha-... (looks at it)..
Maggie: What is it?
Pita: I.... I need to go talk to somebody.. Watch Velvet for me.. (leaves).
(later).
Pita: (talking to sword) Pita: Are you aware, your kid is dating mine?.
Master Sword: Yeah. Dinky already told us that. Why?
Pita: Just.. A bit worried he might get hurt
Master Sword: What do you mean by that? I'm not like Satan. I can trust Velvet to date my daughter, so he won't get hurt.
Pita: It's not her personally.. It just... He's very sensitive.
Master Sword: Don't worry, I'm sure Dinky will treat him perfectly fine
Pita: Well... Alright
Master Sword: Good to hear
Pita: ... Sorry to bother you. (starts leaving)... Pita: I'm just trying to be a good mom.. It's new to me.
Master Sword: Oh, come on, you weren't a bother at all.
Pita: ... Really?
Master Sword: Of course.
Pita: Sorry again for dumping you back then... But I had to explore my sexuality.. I'm even dating a girl now... I call her Maggie.
Pita: (too an off view Velvet) Dain it Velvet.. What have I told you about about not cleaning up after yourself
Velvet: You said cleaning is for the snobbish assholes
Pita: That's right.
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THE END.
Next is AJ and Derpy.
And... Well.. That'll be the end of these articles.
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did you do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the next time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: Hey Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.. like you.
Luna: (playfully) why?
Ditto: Well.. Your. Smart. Beauitful.. Successful.. Brave
Luna: (playfully) Annnd?
Ditto: And.. Uh.. Cute.. And.. Smart.. And, did I mention, beauitful... (awkward silence)... But why do you love me?
Luna: (shrugs) I don't know.. Just do.
Ditto: (chuckles) That's not fair. Why do 'I' have to give the essay answer?
Luna: (Playfully) Well, I guess its because I am a princess.
Master Sword: Wait, wait, wait wait wait..... wait. You are dating Luna? As in THE Luna? As in Princess Luna, the ruler of the moon herself.
Ditto: Yeah.. I can't believe it either... But the fact is. We were "always" there for each.
(extended scene)
Ditto: (tying pony to noose) You know kid, I would feel less bad about this if it weren't for the fact that one of your crimes involved trying to rape sweet little Pinkie Pie., (screaming) YOU DISGUST ME!!... (has a sudden mood swing and calmly pats his head in a soothing voice) We're not gonna hurt you.. Not gonna hurt you.
Ditto: Well.. I was thinking about it, and.. Would you marry me, Luny?
Luna: (Surprised) Why.............. Of course I would, Ditto. Nothing would make me happier.
Ditto: Great. I even got a ring.. (shows expensive looking ring)
Luna: Were did you even get that?
Ditto: Well.. (shown savagely beating up prisoner, simply for the prisoners ring)... Not important.
Ditto: (dragging over prisoner who tried escaping but was caught by him personally).
Cadence: Oh, good, you got him.
Prisoner: ... Hey princess? How much would it cost to fuck yo-
Ditto: (smashes his the prisoners face against a wall, breaking his nose) SHUT UP!!
Mugger: (shoots at her) I never liked you anyway Luna!
Luna: (gets hit in the arm by one of them)
Mugger: (points the gun) Haha, next one is going straight for your fac- (suddenly the arm holding his gun gets violently ripped off)
Ditto: (mockingly) Ohh, looks like someone's gonna be missing (waving the torn off arm) thiiis!
Ditto: (violently beating prisoner) How ugly is Luna NOW!?
Prisoner: Still pretty fuckin disgusting
Ditto: (growls and continues to beat him).
Luna: I think you should join me at the spa. It'll help with all your stress honey.
Ditto: No way Luny. I'm a guy. I'm not going to a spa
(Later when he arrives at the spa)
Ditto: (how dose she do that!?)..
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MADDY TWIST:
Broadsword: My son is an idiot!
Maddy: I don't know.. I like sword
Boardsword: ....... Why!?
Maddy; Well.. Unlike most other of my boyfriend's sons. He never tried to run me over with his car..
Maddy: (after being insulted) fortunately I don't give a shit about your opinion.
Maddy: It's for rare valuable reasons, titled "none your business"!
Cop: (sees Maddy having her arm stuck in a vending machine she tired stealing from.
Maddy: Ummm........ This isn't what it looks like.
Maddy: Yeah.. Can't be as cute as I am without knowing to defend yourself.. Maggie too.
Maddy: I agree.. Woman are such bitches... It's why I went back to men.
Broadsword: (realizes what she means and is turned on)... Wow.
Maddy; (flies over to where Broads boss is) what is it, what's the big damn deal? You sounded anxious on the phone.
Boss: Well, I just wanted to talk (Takes out two wine glasses and a bottle) Champaign?
Maddy: Oh, thank you (Takes the whole bottle and drinks from it)
Boss: My, you're quite an extraordinary woman, aren't you.
Maddy: (nervous) I guess..
Boss: So, how do you feel about your relationship with Broadsword. (Stands behind her and massages her shoulders) Are you happy with your relationship?
Maddy: (has to resist his touch) Were we going with this!?
Boss: Well...... how much do I have to pay you to do you in the-
(30 Seconds Later)
Maddy: (Walks out of the room) Well, this was a nice conversation. We'll have to do this again.. never
Boss: (Clenching his nose, which is broken).
Saten: What do you want Maddy?
Maddy: ... To see my son.
Saten: Why so you can insult me and my beloved wife!
Maddy: No... The thing is... I don't want to be your enemy anymore.
Saten: .............. What?
Maddy: I am sick of the hate... I want to be an actual caring mother..
Saten: .......................
Maddy: I know I never showed you love Saten. I know I was a HORRIBLE mother.. Who payed no attention to you. And bullied you... But you don't understand what it was like Saten... My whole life... All I ever gotten was misery, and beatings... Nobody EVER showed me love before Broadsword... Love was so unknown to me.. But I always cared for you in my own way........ I hope you can forgive me.
Saten: ................. (hugs her tearfully) I do!
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(I'll even add BEST OF PITA, cause I really like her now)..
Pita: I'm Pita Cosita. And I'm a crazy girl!
Pita: Yeah, we'll, your not even hot... Okay. Yes you are... But still a bitch!
Maggie: Want some shots?
Pita: Sure.. This is only my second beer.. I need to speed up my game!
Pita: I am pretty pervy. But I usually ask permission first.
Celestia: (sees this) Hey, what you think your doing!?
Pita: (drunk) Not now Maggie.
Celestia: No, I'm Celestia, and your inside the castle
Pita: (Looks around) The castle? Fuck me, I thought I was in the bar.
Celestia: Watch your language young lady!
Pita: (winds up calling Celestia a bitch)
Celestia: Ma'am, before I lock you up. I am giving you one last chance to apologize for that last comment.
Pita: I'm from Manhatten! I never apologize for the TRUTH!
(Skips to Pita being locked in a prison cell).
Pita: Well, this could have gone much better.
Celestia: You had your chance.
Pita: ... (sighs) Fine. I'm sorry.
Celestia: See, was that so hard (Lets her out).
Pita: Fine.. But can I still think of you tonight?
Velvet: I made a girlfriend
Pita: Oh.. That's cute.. Do you have a picture of her?
elvet: Yeah, I do (Shows a picture of Velvet with Dinky).
Pita: Wait.. Is tha-... (looks at it)..
Maggie: What is it?
Pita: I.... I need to go talk to somebody.. Watch Velvet for me.. (leaves).
(later).
Pita: (talking to sword) Pita: Are you aware, your kid is dating mine?.
Master Sword: Yeah. Dinky already told us that. Why?
Pita: Just.. A bit worried he might get hurt
Master Sword: What do you mean by that? I'm not like Satan. I can trust Velvet to date my daughter, so he won't get hurt.
Pita: It's not her personally.. It just... He's very sensitive.
Master Sword: Don't worry, I'm sure Dinky will treat him perfectly fine
Pita: Well... Alright
Master Sword: Good to hear
Pita: ... Sorry to bother you. (starts leaving)... Pita: I'm just trying to be a good mom.. It's new to me.
Master Sword: Oh, come on, you weren't a bother at all.
Pita: ... Really?
Master Sword: Of course.
Pita: Sorry again for dumping you back then... But I had to explore my sexuality.. I'm even dating a girl now... I call her Maggie.
Pita: (too an off view Velvet) Dain it Velvet.. What have I told you about about not cleaning up after yourself
Velvet: You said cleaning is for the snobbish assholes
Pita: That's right.
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THE END.
Next is AJ and Derpy.
And... Well.. That'll be the end of these articles.
I only watched episode 4 today.
So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This show is starting to give me that "numb feelings" you get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..
Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.
Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.
This show seems more subtle, and smarter..
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This show is starting to give me that "numb feelings" you get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..
Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.
Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.
This show seems more subtle, and smarter..
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