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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were you followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a safe bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered you bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck you ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be la-

"I'm here" Carly Jade said, coming though the front door.

"That a girl... Anyway, onto the plan" Michael said.

"Right... Packie, are either Adam or Connor able to fly a helicopter?" Lester asked.

"Helicopter? Why?" Packie replied.

"Well... The plan is complicated.. You and Michael will be distracting the guards by pretending to rob the joint" Lester replied.

"Why me!?" Packie cried.

"Your one the best gunmen I know.. And I'll need someone like you for when the shit goes down.. Witch trust me, it WILL!" Michael replied.

"Anyway.. While this is happening Franklyn and Carly, will use a Cutter to reach the Union Depository vault from the underground, so he can steal the gold directly from the vault. Michael will be at the front of the bank... Carly is good shot. So she'll b there to cover him in if anyone is there guarding the place.. Witch they probably will... Anyway.. Trevor will be there will his helicopter to take the gold to a train that Connor and Adam will need to high jack" Lester said.

"They can do that right?" Michael asked.

"Of coarse.. Adam knows how to drive a train., And Connor can cover him" Packie said.

"Great.. Only thing left is a second helicopter pilot... You know anyone Packie?" Lester asked.

"As a matter of fact I DO" Packie said, and took out his phone.

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Dash Lucia is seen in Packie's old bedroom, witch Maureen gave to her as thank you for all her selfless acts towards her.

She is seen trying to open a beer, as So What by Metallica played in the room.

Suddenly she received a text message.

I need you in Los Santos - Packie.

"Well.. Guess I better go than" Dash said to herself, bringing the unopened beer with her.

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Dash was outside the Los Santos airport.

A car came up.

"Who are you?" Dash asked, seeing it was Carly instead of Packie.

"Carly Jade, Packie asked me to gave you a lift since he's a bit busy" Carly replied.

"Well.. Alright" Dash said, getting in the back of the car.

"So.. Uhhh... How do you know Packie?" Dash asked, a bit shy.

"Well.. It's my dad who knows him actually.. He uses him for most of his heists, and they formed a bit of a friendship along the way" Carly replied.

"Ahh... I guess I shouldn't be surprised" Dash replied.

Another car nearly bangs into them, causing Carly to list every scream threes, while flipping him off.

"(laughs) your not settle are you?" Dash said, having very little emotion over Carly's freak outs.

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Connor and Adam found the train.

"Mike, we found the train" Adam said, radioing Michael Townley/De Santa.

"Alright.. Make this quick, time is factor here" Michael's voice replied.

"Yes sir" Adam replied.

Adam and Connor stepped out of the Adam's minivan.

"Here you are" Adam said, handing Connor an Uzi, while Adam himself took out an black pistol, same type that Packie used during the Dollar Pills heist.

"My aim isn't very good.. So I may not be too much help" Adam admitted.

"It's okay.. Hopefully nobody will even shoot at us" Connor insisted.

Ironically as soon as they reached inside train they began getting shoot by men inside it.

"FUCK!" Connor cried, before returning fire, and killing the nearest enamy, giving him three bullet holes though the chest, before he feel dead.

"You got nowhere left to go!" Cried one of the voices.

"Fuck you!" Connor cried, before firing again, killing two more men.

"Huh.. Not bad for a NON violent person" Adam commented, seeing the kills.

"Thanks" Connor said, while reloading.

Eventually they made there way to the engine, there was only one guy left, and Connor had to jump in fire as the guy was firing an Carbine rifle at him.

"Adam! A little help would be nice!" Connor cried, seeing he was out of bullets and didn't have time to reload.

"Okay! Okay!" Adam cried, before shooting at the gunmen, however, despite how close he was, not ONE of Adam's bullets hit him.

The unharmed gunmen turned to Adam and fired the Carbine at him, but luckily Adam was near cover.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Connor cried angrily.

"I TOLD you my aim was bad!" Adam whined.

"Yeah.. But I didn't think THAT bad!" Connor complained.

"Screw off you Canadian prick!" Adam growled.

Eventually, Connor managed to grab a knife he brought and threw it into the gunmen's back head, killing him.

"Finally.. That guy was getting annoying" Adam said, quoting Max Payne 3.

Adam soon reached the trains engine, as Connor acted as a watchmen.

"Okay Mike.. We got it" Adam radioed Michael.

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"Good news you guys.. Packie's boys got the train" Michael told Trevor, Dash and Packie.

"Great.. What about that over dramatic girl?" Dash asked.

"You mean Carly?" Michael asked.

"Yeah.. Her" Dash replied.

"Let me check... (radios) hey swwetheart? You and Frank in position?" Michael radioed.

"Sure are" Carly's voice replied.

"Alright.. That leaves us.. Come on Dash.. It'll be a bit of a drive, but you can jerk me off if I get bored" Trevor inappropriately joked, as he and Dash started leaving.

"Hey!" Packie cried angrily.

"He's joking Packie" Michael said, holding him back a bit.

"Anyway.. Come on, we need to get ready as well" Michael said, leading himself and Packie to Michael's car.

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OUTSIDE UNION DEPOSITORY:

"Here's your gun" Michael said, handing Packie his AK47 (same one from the stories cover).

Michael took out his scooped Carbine rifle, same one he used in the FIB heist, and during the THE WRAP UP.

"So McReary?.. You ready to do something entirely STUPID!?" Michael said, with very little emotion.

"You kidding.. Stupid ideas is what got me this far in life!" Packie chuckled.

"Good.. Because there's no one else I'll rather do this along side" Michael commented.

"Are you hitting on my!?" Packie joked.

"Fuck you" Michael said, playfully.

"Anyway.. Let's go.. Here's your mask" Michael added, giving Packie a ski mask.

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"NONE OF YOU FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the Union Depository buliding along side Michael.

"Yeah! This is a robbery! Everyone on the ground!.. Don't be hero!" Cried an masked Michael Townley.

Everyone inside did as the armed robbers said, but unknown to them, this was only the distraction.
#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his ass handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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Not "everything" down here is milk and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..


#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. Friends and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....
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Before the story begins.
Is it such a sin?
For me to take what's mine, until the end of tiiime!?
We were more than friends!
Before the story ends!
And I will take what's mine!
Create what God would never design!

Our love had been so strong for far too long!
I was weak with fear that something would, go wrong!
Before the possibilities came true!
I took all possibility from you!

Almost laughed myself to tears!
(HA! HAHAHAHA!!)

Conjuring her deepest fears!
(COME HERE YOU FUCKIN BITCH!!)

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Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times!
(female scream)...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn you for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! You did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time or another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There you are you little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. You know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did you just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it you two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see you again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will show it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is popular enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. Or your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using Pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just love everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching Pony Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov Rainbow ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I LOVE grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much more comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, You have the choice of killing him or letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if you choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted you to do this.

Even if you kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told you to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is split personalitied. One minute he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered or something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far more dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And more capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know said this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing you can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every day assurance..

As I said before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown by his own grenade...
1: They both have red hair. (at least in the tv verison of Slappy)

2: There both unfrightening, and coud be easier defeated in real life.

3: There both the souls of a evil person. And always dies but is never TRUELLY defeated. There souls live on.

4: There both smartass's. But Slappy is better in this way. It's part of his evil plan. As when Chucky only dose it cause he's overly confident in himself.

5: Neither are to ever be trusted. Slappy is a sneaky trickster. And Chucky.. Well.. Chucky is just NUTS!

6: there both some sort of doll. Though Slappy likes being one, as when Chucky hates it.

7:...
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#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, by nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even more notable when you play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much more color and life into it. This certainly makes it more unique than 5.. But honestly, I just love the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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video
comedy
freddy krueger
Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly you never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie you are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..


#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..


#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..


#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..


#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..