#1: Traffic Laws
Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary
#2: Gun Stores
Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did you get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.
#3: Swimming
Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)
#4: Hospitals
Wind: Okay. After dying in that gas station explosion, I’m ready to start my da- (Gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks out of the hospital immediately) Okay, NOW, I’m ready to start my day
Mugger: (Runs up to Wind and stabs his throat)
Wind: (Immediately walks out of the hospital again) OKAY! ARE YOU ALL DONE YET! ……. Good. Now, let me start my fucking da- (Get’s run over by a passing ambulance)
#5: Hot Dogs
Wind: (Covered in blood, bullet wounds, bomb ashes, and has his legs broken, as he crawls to a hot dog stand)
Vender: What can I get for you
Wind: (Tries to talk, but can’t, and just drops money on the top of the stand)
Vender: Alright (Hands Wind a hot dog)
Wind: (Eats it, and is instantly healed of all wounds) Thanks (Walks as if he was never injured)
#6: Armored Hearse Dropping Exploding Caskets
Wind: (Chasing an armored hearse dropping exploding caskets) Okay, seriously. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea
#7: Planes
Wind: Okay, I can do this. I mean, I’ve already done this in the past four games. I don’t need a license to fly a helicopter. I mean, I did fine in the last four games. This fifth one should be no di-
(5 Seconds Later)
Wind: (Crashes the plane into traffic, as Wind barely made it out with a parachute) ….. Well, that’s not going to go over well with the insurance company
#8: Bowling
Wind: I could be shooting rockets for fun, and all I’m doing is bowling (Rolls the ball and knocks over a few pins) …… (Does is again) THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME! (Dials number)
Roman: Hello?
Wind: ROMAN, LET’S GO BOWLING!
#9: Police
Wind: (Hits the breaks and lightly taps a police car, instantly giving Wind a wanted level)
Police: Stop
Wind: Okay, I sto- (Gets shot in the stomach) AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Police: You committed a deadly crime. You could have killed someone with that little tap
Wind: I RAN OVER FIVE PEOPLE ON THE WAY HERE, AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE….. FUCK YOU! YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!
#10: Cheats
Wind: (Drinking soda while he is being shot at by the SWAT team, taking no damage)
#11: Drugs
Wind: (Whimpering in a dumpster, with a bloody pen in his hand) I promise I won’t do drugs again, mommy.
#12: Taxi
Wind: Hey, taxi
Taxi Driver: (Stops taxi)
Wind: (Walks over to the taxi)
Taxi Driver: (Waits)
Wind: (Accidently opens the door and throws the driver out) OH GODDAMN IT!
Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary
#2: Gun Stores
Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did you get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.
#3: Swimming
Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)
#4: Hospitals
Wind: Okay. After dying in that gas station explosion, I’m ready to start my da- (Gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks out of the hospital immediately) Okay, NOW, I’m ready to start my day
Mugger: (Runs up to Wind and stabs his throat)
Wind: (Immediately walks out of the hospital again) OKAY! ARE YOU ALL DONE YET! ……. Good. Now, let me start my fucking da- (Get’s run over by a passing ambulance)
#5: Hot Dogs
Wind: (Covered in blood, bullet wounds, bomb ashes, and has his legs broken, as he crawls to a hot dog stand)
Vender: What can I get for you
Wind: (Tries to talk, but can’t, and just drops money on the top of the stand)
Vender: Alright (Hands Wind a hot dog)
Wind: (Eats it, and is instantly healed of all wounds) Thanks (Walks as if he was never injured)
#6: Armored Hearse Dropping Exploding Caskets
Wind: (Chasing an armored hearse dropping exploding caskets) Okay, seriously. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea
#7: Planes
Wind: Okay, I can do this. I mean, I’ve already done this in the past four games. I don’t need a license to fly a helicopter. I mean, I did fine in the last four games. This fifth one should be no di-
(5 Seconds Later)
Wind: (Crashes the plane into traffic, as Wind barely made it out with a parachute) ….. Well, that’s not going to go over well with the insurance company
#8: Bowling
Wind: I could be shooting rockets for fun, and all I’m doing is bowling (Rolls the ball and knocks over a few pins) …… (Does is again) THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME! (Dials number)
Roman: Hello?
Wind: ROMAN, LET’S GO BOWLING!
#9: Police
Wind: (Hits the breaks and lightly taps a police car, instantly giving Wind a wanted level)
Police: Stop
Wind: Okay, I sto- (Gets shot in the stomach) AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Police: You committed a deadly crime. You could have killed someone with that little tap
Wind: I RAN OVER FIVE PEOPLE ON THE WAY HERE, AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE….. FUCK YOU! YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!
#10: Cheats
Wind: (Drinking soda while he is being shot at by the SWAT team, taking no damage)
#11: Drugs
Wind: (Whimpering in a dumpster, with a bloody pen in his hand) I promise I won’t do drugs again, mommy.
#12: Taxi
Wind: Hey, taxi
Taxi Driver: (Stops taxi)
Wind: (Walks over to the taxi)
Taxi Driver: (Waits)
Wind: (Accidently opens the door and throws the driver out) OH GODDAMN IT!
Wow..
Thats all I can say.
Wow..
I'm glad the Nazi bitch died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.
And as much I can't say I'm a fan of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l
But anyway.
Let's move on the elephant of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT elephant in the room.
And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.
Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
Thats all I can say.
Wow..
I'm glad the Nazi bitch died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.
And as much I can't say I'm a fan of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l
But anyway.
Let's move on the elephant of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT elephant in the room.
And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.
Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
As usual.
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this show for the violence.
And when you know it's Japenesse, you KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi bitch has in store..
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this show for the violence.
And when you know it's Japenesse, you KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi bitch has in store..