#10: Americans don't have to carry around heavy loonies and townies.vso, there's plus for them..
#9: Just about EVERY tv show or movie I ever enjoyed, was made somewhere in the U.S.
#8: America and Britiland both have the coolest flags..
#7: America has Disney world. We long ass winters..
#6: Canadians are easy to make fun of, but we never have any intelligent comebacks..
#5: America is older than Canada is..
#4: America has all our Canadian celebrities living in it..
#3: America never created fuckin Justin Bieber!
#2: Most American's are funnier than Canadians..
#1: Despite what was said in #6, the truth is America loves us.
And if anyone dares to attack Canada, Than America, with all their fancier weapons and shit, will come and kick their fuckin ass's!..