#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..
#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..
#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new youtube skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.. He also insults 22 Jump Street, and I think he's proud of himself in that one.. So.. I'm not actually sure..
#4: EVERYONE IN THE NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET REMAKE:
Especially the girl playing Nancy. She nearly quite being an actor, no wonder she looks half asleep thoughout the entire film..
#5: BILL MURREY - GARFIELD:
He didn't even read the script, and was famishly enraged that he played in this movie..
#6: SEAN CONNERY - JAMES BOND:
As a previously unknown, starving actor, he was grateful for the fame and success the James Bond role had given him, but he wasn't exactly a fan of actually performing it, saying, "I have always hated that damned James Bond. I'd like to kill him."
#7: ROBERT PATTISON - TWILIGHT:
Pattinson started out as wizard boy #17 in the Harry Potter movies and would have probably gone on to have the same stellar career as every other minor Potter actor if he hadn't landed the role of sparkly vampire Edward Cullen in Twilight. However, even way back in 2008, Pattinson made zero effort to hide his opinion of the character in an interview with Empire magazine, poking fun at him for being a century-old virgin:
#8: GEORGE REEVES - SUPERMAN:
Yep, everyone loved Reeves as Superman ... except Reeves himself, who considered the part "beneath his dignity."
#9: GEORGE CLOONEY - BATMAN AND ROBIN:
Sure, Batman & Robin made money. But by every other imaginable measure, the film was a complete failure, and a nightmare to the vast majority of the Caped Crusader’s most fervent fanatics. Star George Clooney recognized what a stinker he helped create and once plainly stated, “I think we might have killed the franchise.”
#10: MARK WAHLBERG - THE HAPPENING:
Anyone who's seen his performance in this movie, would understand why.
Wahlberg (a guy who could be good in "anything") portrays himself, not as total badass like in most other movies, but as a whiney bitch, and looking like he has no idea what actual acting looks like..
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..
#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..
#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new youtube skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.. He also insults 22 Jump Street, and I think he's proud of himself in that one.. So.. I'm not actually sure..
#4: EVERYONE IN THE NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET REMAKE:
Especially the girl playing Nancy. She nearly quite being an actor, no wonder she looks half asleep thoughout the entire film..
#5: BILL MURREY - GARFIELD:
He didn't even read the script, and was famishly enraged that he played in this movie..
#6: SEAN CONNERY - JAMES BOND:
As a previously unknown, starving actor, he was grateful for the fame and success the James Bond role had given him, but he wasn't exactly a fan of actually performing it, saying, "I have always hated that damned James Bond. I'd like to kill him."
#7: ROBERT PATTISON - TWILIGHT:
Pattinson started out as wizard boy #17 in the Harry Potter movies and would have probably gone on to have the same stellar career as every other minor Potter actor if he hadn't landed the role of sparkly vampire Edward Cullen in Twilight. However, even way back in 2008, Pattinson made zero effort to hide his opinion of the character in an interview with Empire magazine, poking fun at him for being a century-old virgin:
#8: GEORGE REEVES - SUPERMAN:
Yep, everyone loved Reeves as Superman ... except Reeves himself, who considered the part "beneath his dignity."
#9: GEORGE CLOONEY - BATMAN AND ROBIN:
Sure, Batman & Robin made money. But by every other imaginable measure, the film was a complete failure, and a nightmare to the vast majority of the Caped Crusader’s most fervent fanatics. Star George Clooney recognized what a stinker he helped create and once plainly stated, “I think we might have killed the franchise.”
#10: MARK WAHLBERG - THE HAPPENING:
Anyone who's seen his performance in this movie, would understand why.
Wahlberg (a guy who could be good in "anything") portrays himself, not as total badass like in most other movies, but as a whiney bitch, and looking like he has no idea what actual acting looks like..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or Drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or Drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The Shark may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. Move slowly toward the shore or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the shark and the open ocean, move away, or else the Shark will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the Shark DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The Shark may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. Move slowly toward the shore or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the shark and the open ocean, move away, or else the Shark will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the Shark DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..