Oh god.. Oh god...
I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..
Early on we get Sean's death Shark attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a shark attack.. All while his screams are drowned by the christmas singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..
I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the Shark was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..
(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)
I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach.. Which is never explained why.
So, anyway, Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the beach ever again... Wait, why would they EVER go the beach after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
Martin. Died.. From fear... MARTIN!!
You know, the guy who blows up the first one after shoving a gas tank into it’s mouth. “Smile you son of a BITCH!".. And friggin electrocutes the second.. After luring it and saying "All right, you big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!”… Only scene from JAW 2, that makes it worth watching..
Than again.. This actually makes sense when you think about.. Espically after Quint’s death.. But still lame..
And why the fuck do they never fucking move away!? This place is a clear danger zone (Highway to the danger zone), Why do the body’s still go to the beach.. You think they’d learn by now..
So the family FINALLY head to the Bohamas.. But the shark followed them..
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The Shark.. Followed them... From New York.. To the Bohamas.
So, appearently Ellen has some kind of X-men connection with this thing. When it's nearby she literary bursts up like a deer being spotted.. It's hilarious.
She also starts a romance with Michael Cane.. Cause nobody ever remembers the characters name.
So after the Shark attacks the whole family. Including the little girl. Ellen steals Michael's boat and hunts down the shark... UNARMED!!
So Michael and his friend go after Ellen. On Cane's plane, and the shark attacks Cane.. Which only seems to mildly annoy him. And he later appears unharmed. Not even a lousy scatch.. Or a fucking wet t-shirt!
So michael's friend has some knd of science thing that drives the shark crazy. But Jake (yes that's his name) jumps in -I mean, falls into the Sharks mouth. And assumably dies. So Michael uses that science thing to make the shark angry.. It shows this by.. ROARING!!
CHRIS STUCKMANN: Sharks don't have fucking vocal cords!
In the end. Ellen slams the boats front into the shark. Which causes it to literary EXPLODE!! And than using the same image from Jaws 1, it sinks to the sea.. The EXACT image. And just before this, there's Ellen having all these flashbacks towards events she was "never present for", including Martins "Smile you son of a BITCH!".
Reminding me, I could be watching the good one..
Not this.. shit!.. THIS FUCKING SHIT!!
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. You know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten by a giant great white..
And that's how it ends..
So yeah.. You can watch for a few unintended laughs.. But otherwise. Lets pretend this never existed.. Like the producers are doing about the third...
I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..
Early on we get Sean's death Shark attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a shark attack.. All while his screams are drowned by the christmas singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..
I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the Shark was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..
(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)
I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach.. Which is never explained why.
So, anyway, Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the beach ever again... Wait, why would they EVER go the beach after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
Martin. Died.. From fear... MARTIN!!
You know, the guy who blows up the first one after shoving a gas tank into it’s mouth. “Smile you son of a BITCH!".. And friggin electrocutes the second.. After luring it and saying "All right, you big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!”… Only scene from JAW 2, that makes it worth watching..
Than again.. This actually makes sense when you think about.. Espically after Quint’s death.. But still lame..
And why the fuck do they never fucking move away!? This place is a clear danger zone (Highway to the danger zone), Why do the body’s still go to the beach.. You think they’d learn by now..
So the family FINALLY head to the Bohamas.. But the shark followed them..
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The Shark.. Followed them... From New York.. To the Bohamas.
So, appearently Ellen has some kind of X-men connection with this thing. When it's nearby she literary bursts up like a deer being spotted.. It's hilarious.
She also starts a romance with Michael Cane.. Cause nobody ever remembers the characters name.
So after the Shark attacks the whole family. Including the little girl. Ellen steals Michael's boat and hunts down the shark... UNARMED!!
So Michael and his friend go after Ellen. On Cane's plane, and the shark attacks Cane.. Which only seems to mildly annoy him. And he later appears unharmed. Not even a lousy scatch.. Or a fucking wet t-shirt!
So michael's friend has some knd of science thing that drives the shark crazy. But Jake (yes that's his name) jumps in -I mean, falls into the Sharks mouth. And assumably dies. So Michael uses that science thing to make the shark angry.. It shows this by.. ROARING!!
CHRIS STUCKMANN: Sharks don't have fucking vocal cords!
In the end. Ellen slams the boats front into the shark. Which causes it to literary EXPLODE!! And than using the same image from Jaws 1, it sinks to the sea.. The EXACT image. And just before this, there's Ellen having all these flashbacks towards events she was "never present for", including Martins "Smile you son of a BITCH!".
Reminding me, I could be watching the good one..
Not this.. shit!.. THIS FUCKING SHIT!!
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. You know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten by a giant great white..
And that's how it ends..
So yeah.. You can watch for a few unintended laughs.. But otherwise. Lets pretend this never existed.. Like the producers are doing about the third...
A roaring shark!?
#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...
#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to love about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..
#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so popular on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..
#2: SMOSH:
I love these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid youtube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has more than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...
#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to love about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..
#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so popular on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..
#2: SMOSH:
I love these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid youtube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has more than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him or love him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much more "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him or love him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much more "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..
But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.
So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..
It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden or Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I love EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.
Either way.
Maybe you guys have "different" opinions..
If so.
Say about it in your comments..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..
But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.
So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..
It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden or Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I love EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.
Either way.
Maybe you guys have "different" opinions..
If so.
Say about it in your comments..
I never actually SEEN dragon Ball Z.
But know who characters are.
Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.
Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.
The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And Goku being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive you for killing his friends, simply cause you (sarcastically) apologised.
But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..
Anyway..
That's all I got.
PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS
But know who characters are.
Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.
Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.
The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And Goku being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive you for killing his friends, simply cause you (sarcastically) apologised.
But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..
Anyway..
That's all I got.
PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Con Mane has returned.
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over by the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* More like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow...
