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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* Pink Flamingo
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..





So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL animals simply to make "realistic".. This deeply upset the cast.

And the main girl refused to show her tit during a sex scene.. So the director mistreats her.

Plus there's the fact he told none of the cast to appear in public, to make it seem more real.. Which as we all know, TOTALLY never backfires into him being accused of murder..

So now the movie.. There's a large broken base of this film.. is it a clever communtary.. Or is it just a hypercritical piece of garbage..

It's both.. Allen's crew is purposely protrayed as complete monsters. Espically Allen.. The actor protraying him actually felt really upset and uncomfortable about protraying such a person as Allen.. Not helped by the forced animal killing..

But truth is, the tribe is no better in the end.. One of their members is raped.. So they impale her though a spike, and publically display her..

And than they gang rape the girl from the crew. Even though "rape" is their whole reason for being so fucking pissed in the first place..

And this is followed by deeply DEEPLY disturbing deaths of the rest of the crew.

Even the death of Allen. No doubt the most karmatic death ever. Only leaves me feeling deeply uncomfortable. Rather than the satisfied feeling your no doubt your suppose to feel..


Either way.. Not sure what to say..

Watch this movie if you want. But it's very uncomfortable and... Weird.
#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do you know what my top three favorite things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. Second is Nazis. Can you guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: you will witness what happens what here today, and you will will speak of it later.. Except you won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes you is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorite scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: YOU EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, YOU LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little bitch made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up more stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw you enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are you doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls...
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Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side by side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now you understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look forward to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got split into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik says "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but instantly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
Robotnik says "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but instantly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"


In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 57

Vacation Story

Date: September 1, 1956
Location: Sherman Hill. Cheyenne, Wyoming

Stylo was driving a freight...
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posted by Canada24
Here's my FarCry3 crossover, well it's actually a retelling of the plot but using my GTA characters. As are all the "crossovers". Just some minor dialogue changes and other such stuff.. Eitherway, this one had always been one of my favourite stories. Cause it's quite dark, and the villains were fun to write.. The constant action helps two..

Seras isn't in this one, this was long before she started coming along.. But it does star Carly.. So if you are interested in her, as she does get mentioned a lot, and has a characrer role in DEMONS.. This will help to understand a little more... Maybe..

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I've been alone on this. But I always found Micah really entertaining.. I even returned him in DEMONS.. Due to Demons being more comedic, he comes as more "love to hate".. But still a strong villain in the orginal RDR crossover..

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#1:

"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.

"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.

"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' you son of a bitch." Carly growled.

"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"

"You're lucky I haven't shot you yet!" Carly snapped....
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I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


Here he is, the whole reason I started writing GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...
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Ever sense I rebought the game on Xbox 1, lately, I always try to keep Trevor (even at his worst) that same "love to hate" character that Steve Ogg clearly had fun playing as...

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#1:

"Okay.. Me and sweet cheeks, Lucia, will take it from here" Trevor's voice replied.

"Don't call me sweet cheeks" Dash's voice complained.

"Sure, whatever you say... Sweet cheeks"

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#2:

"Hey Mr.. Are you knew here?" The stranger asked.

"Sure.. Who are you suppose to be?" Trevor asked.

"I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, you can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought you liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would you like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed...
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#1:
At that moment Franklin's friend Lamar Davis came into the room, and Simeon told Lamar of the Franklin's achievement, witch seemed to visibly upset Lamar.

"Your fucking with me!?" Lamar cried.

"Man, we BOTH being fucked with" Franklin insisted.

"Man, knock it off, man. For real? After all the motherfucking work I put in, man!?" Lamar cried a bit angrily.

"Man, fuck this Employee of the Month shit, homie. I'm sitting up here trying to ge-"

" What do you mean, "fuck this Employee of the Month shit", man? When there's some shit to be won, God damn it, I want it. I don't give a fuck WHAT it is....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 32

Gordon Goes East

January 9, 1954

On many railroads, steam engines were being replaced by diesels. This was called dieselization, and there were several railroads that were operating only diesel engines, but most railroads still had steam.

Gordon: *Seeing Bigboy pass with freight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog & Fefe2002 present

Rainbow Dash Gets Sued

Ponies: *walking around Ponyville*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot, generic plot. Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot.

Snips & Snails: *running along houses*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, buy ours toys, generic-

Rainbow Dash: AH, ENOUGH ALREADY!! *looks at script* This story has nothing to do with the title! I mean look at this!! Rainbow Dash gets sued?! What kind of an idiot would write a story about me getting sued?

Pinkie Pie:...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 3 highlights

Gordon: *Sitting on steps of signalbox* What? Were you expecting Hawkeye to show up in a train like the season 2 highlights? Well, tough shit! You get to see my favorite parts of season 3-
Coffee Creme: Gordon, this isn't about you! It's about the fans. Show...
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Mastersword as an interviewer: Hey princess Twilight. Good having you here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the question is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a question being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. You answered 'none' of my questions. You kinda sound...
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posted by Canada24
Here's a film I wanted to talk about for quite a while.

A film made in 1995. And I swear it holds up amazingly, I watched it on HD. It does have that 90's feel to it. But it's one of the greatest films I've seen in a long time..

It stars Morgan Freeman (a man who I swear looks the same in every movie I ever see him, it's so werd) as a cynical retiring cop. He is partnered with Chris Pratt as a foul mouthed, short tempered, idealistic detective transferred from another town. The town itself they are in is never stated. Youtuber CHRIS STUCKMANN says this is one of the positives about the film....
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Song (Start at 3:14): link


Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are you doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the day after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and you can definitely wait for success.

Kevin: What-what? Don't...
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