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Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
Colonel Allandra: *Staring at the DH17. She nervously drinks the cognac*
Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. You gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: Well do you punk?
Cody: Get, offa da beach!!
Stormtrooper 59: *Shooting dozens of Rebels with a DLT-19*
Cody: Let's, go!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
Lexi: *Sees snow starting to fall*
Eula: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts*

Then both girls blushed as they farted at the same time.

CIA: *Arriving in helicopters, and Suburbans*
NS Men: *Firing at the Suburbans*
CIA Agents: *Jumping out of the helicopters, and running out of the Suburbans. All equipped with M4 Carbines*
Pony 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
Pony 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up*
Frank: *Hits Alan*
Alan: Feeling's mutual. *Hits him back*

Both cars kept hitting each other.

Men: *Shooting at Logan*
Logan: *Blocking their shots with his lightsaber*

Three of the men got hit.

Logan: *Turns off his lightsaber, then uses his KH70 blaster to shoot the other man*
Mike: *Arrives* Heeey!
John: How are you sure he's there sir?
Morris: *Shoots at an Officer laying down, using another set of stairs for cover*
Imperial Officer 52: *Returns fire*
Morris: *Stays behind the wall, and returns fire*
Imperial Officer 52: *Gets hit, and dies*
Imperial Trooper 74: *Returns fire*
Colonel Turner: The MC40 they were on crash landed on the planet.
Shredder: *drives slowly*
Sean: *Runs after bus*
Rainbow Dash: *shoots Nazis*
Sean: *gets on*

Suddenly, a huge explosion occurred, and the bridge blew up

Con: *drives a motorcycle off of a cliff, and is falling towards an airplane*
Mily: Hi. I'm Mily.
Con: I come from the C.I.E. My name is Mane. Con Mane.
Lee: *Going over 130*
Honda Guy: Why did I buy a Fit?! *His car brakes down, and he pulls over, hitting a tree.*
Howard: *Knocking on door* Bob, let me in!
Bob: In a minute Howard, I'm busy.
Howard: *Walks in apartment, and walks right next to Bob*
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Spike It

Starring Joe, Thomas, Silver, and Erik from SeanTheHedgehog
With Sunny from Bluecherry6765, and Mimi Retcon from BlondLionEzel
Also starring Ditto from Canada24

A volleyball game was in action at Canterlot. Ditto was the coach for one team, but it was losing 16 to 19.

News Pony: And welcome back to another exciting game in the E.V.L. the Equestrian Volleyball League. I'm Mike Richards, and with me is Allen Woods. What do you think of this game so far Allen?
News Pony 2: I think it's a good game so far, but I do want the Canterlot Humans to win.
News Pony: Yes, they are losing 16 to 19. Hopefully for Ditto the coach, they will catch up.
News Pony 2: For those of you just tuning into this game, here are the players. On the Canterlot Humans is Joe Proxon, Thomas Canfield, Erik Estrada, Mimi Retcon, Sunny, and Silver.
News Pony: The team they're playing against is the Fillydelphia Phoenix's. Their team members are Miguel Vixon-

While the news ponies were going over the players on the Phoenix's, one of their team members hit the ball out of bounds.

News Pony 2: And the Fillydelphia Phoenix's have hit the ball out of bounds, giving the Humans a point.
News Pony: Now it's bad news for the Phoenix's, as Thomas Canfield is now about to serve.
News Pony 2: Thomas is the best server in all of Equestria. No pony is as good as him.
Thomas: 17 serving 19. *Hits ball over the net*
Fillydelphia Phoenix Ponies: I got it! *Bump into each other letting the ball hit the ground*
News Pony: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
News Pony 2: It'll certainly hurt for the Humans if they don't score enough points. The game is about to end in 45 seconds.
Thomas: 18 serving 19. *Hits ball over the net*
Fillydelphia Phoenix Pony 4: It's not going over.

But the ball did go over the net, and landed on the floor before anyone could get it.

News Pony: Now the Humans are tied. They just need one more point to win, and it'll be their victory.
Thomas: 19 serving 19. *Hits ball over the net*
Fillydelphia Phoenix Pony 6: *Hits the ball over the net*
News Pony 2: Ooh! One of the Phoenix's just set the ball over the net, but thankfully, Joe passed the ball to Silver, and he hits it over the net.
Fillydelphia Phoenix Pony 5: *Passes the ball to a teammate*
Fillydelphia Phoenix Pony 2: *Hits the ball over the net*
News Pony 2: Only twenty seconds left. Can the Humans score another point in time?
Mimi: *Passes the ball to Erik*
Erik: *Passes the ball to Joe* Spike it!
Joe: *Spikes the ball*
News Pony: Joe surprises the Phoenix's with a spike. No one was able to get that one!
News Pony 2: Now the Humans are in the lead 20 to 19.

A loud bell rang indicating that time is up.

News Pony: And that's the end of the game. The Canterlot Humans have won 20 to 19 against the Fillydelphia Phoenix's.
News Pony 2: Let me tell you, Thomas was really great out there with the serving.
News Pony: You've said it Allen. Nopony will ever be a better server then Thomas Canfield.

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, you need to improve your performance. Especially you Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. You maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. You don't pass the ball to your teammates, you caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking.
Thomas: I just don't see the need to spike the ball.
Erik: Hey man, spiking the ball is important, especially if you're close to the net.
Ditto: Right. I think all of you need to practice. Come over to my house tomorrow morning for training.
Thomas: Alright. May we go?
Ditto: Sure.
Thomas: *Leaves the gym with Joe, Erik, Silver, Mimi, and Sunny*

At Thomas' house

Thomas: *Sitting at the dinner table with Kenny*
Martha: *Brings chinese food to Kenny, and Thomas* Enjoy.
Thomas: Oh we will. Right Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah.
Martha: That's good to hear. *Walks to television*
Thomas: You're not having dinner with us?
Martha: I'm not hungry. *Turns on TV*
Announcer: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, it's the 32nd Daring Do film, Daring Do Rides The Bus.
Daring Do: No!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Can she survive torture on wheels?
Daring Do: *Standing in the bus, because there are no seats available. The bus stops, and she goes flying through the front window* take it easy on the brakes!
Announcer: Crowded spaces, bad smells, and traffic jams galore.
Daring Do: Get me out of here!!
Announcer: Daring Do Rides The Bus. Arriving in theaters everywhere on April 1st.
Thomas: Must be an April Fool's joke.
Announcer: Oh, and before the trailer ends, this is not an April Fools joke. This is a real movie.

Next morning, everypony was at Ditto's house.

Ditto: Now listen up. We're close to winning the E.V.L. All we gotta do is beat the Icebergs in the semi finals, then beat the Spiders in the championship.
Mimi Retcon: Who came up with those names?
Ditto: Don't know, don't care, but they sound stupid.
Mimi Retcon: How did you know I was going to say that?
Ditto: Because I'm your coach. I know everything about you. We'll start off practice with balance. You can't play volleyball if you can't stand on your back legs, so we'll do some gymnastics.
Silver: Do we even have any balance beams?
Ditto: Yep. *Uses magic to make the balance beams appear* I had these in my closet for- *Hears loud noises in his room* Excuse me. *Goes away*
Thomas: I'll start. *Gets on the balance beam, and starts walking on his back legs*
Joe: So far, so good.
Thomas: Thanks. *Gets to the other end of the balance beam* Now for my next trick. *Stands on his front legs, making his back legs stick up in the air*
Erik: Oh boy.
Mimi Retcon: Showoff.
Thomas: *Walks on the balance beam with his front legs*
Ditto: *Returns* Good work Thomas, but what legs are you supposed to be standing on?
Thomas: My back.
Ditto: Good. Remember that. Whose next?

Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when you push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are you telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When you hit the ball, you make it go at a far distance. When you push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing the ball to teammates.
Joe: Are you gonna let us practice, or are you going to lecture us?
Ditto: Sure, take the ball. *Throws ball to Joe*
Joe: *Catches the ball* Silver. *Sets the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Sets the ball to Thomas*
Thomas: *Sets the ball to Mimi Retcon*
Mimi Retcon: *Falls as she sets the ball*
Ditto: Stop.
Sunny: *Catches the ball*
Ditto: Are you alright Mimi?
Mimi Retcon: Yes.
Ditto: Let's try something else.

At a gymnasium with a projector on a wall to their right.

Ditto: Alright, you've all heard of the Hedgehog In Ponyville movies. Correct?
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Silver: Yes.
Joe: Yeah.
Mimi Retcon: I haven't.
Ditto: Then you are about to watch a part of it. Now pay attention.

The projector was turned on, and part of the movie was playing.

Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag to Brewster*
Brewster: *Puts bag on bed*

The movie was paused by Ditto, and the projector screen turned blue.

Ditto: That scene was from Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape. Can you guess why I would show you that?
Thomas: To show us how they were working together.
Ditto: That's right. They work together to get the dirt out of the tunnel. You guys are going to work together to pass the ball to each other. Line up next to each other.

And they did.

Ditto: Alright. Mimi, pass the ball. *Throws ball high enough for Mimi Retcon to pass to her teammates*
Mimi Retcon: *Passes the ball to Sunny*
Sunny: *Passes the ball to Thomas*
Thomas: *Passes the ball to Erik*
Erik: *Passes the ball to Joe*
Joe: *Passes the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Sets the ball, and then catches it*
Ditto: Fantastic. There's one more thing I want you guys to practice, and then you can go home. There are two things I want you to do.
Thomas: I thought you said there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want you to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe you lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, you go on one side of the net, and the rest of you stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws volleyball to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes too far*
Ditto: You're hitting it too high. You want the ball to head towards the ground once you hit it. Try again. *Gets another volleyball, and throws it at Tom*
Thomas: *Spikes the volleyball, and it hits Erik*
Erik: Ow! What was that for?
Thomas: Lets just say I was contemplating on whether I should get revenge on you for tripping me down those stairs last week.
Erik: It was an accident, and I said sorry.
Thomas: And now I forgive you.
Ditto: Save the arguing for later. Okay?
Thomas: Okay.
Erik: Sorry.

After everyone practiced spiking

Ditto: Let's focus on concentration now. You don't wanna lose focus on the ball if it's heading towards you, otherwise you'll let me, and all the fans down. Three on three match, you all stay on the same side you're on, and pretend I'm not here. Go.
Erik: *Gives ball to Sunny*
Sunny: 0 serving 0. *Serves the ball, but it hits the ground*
Ditto: The first team to get ten points is the winner.
Thomas: *Gets the ball* 1 serving 0. *Hits the ball over the net*
Erik: I got it! *Sets the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Bumps the ball over the net*
Joe: *About to get the ball*
Ditto: BLAH!!
Joe: *Looks at Ditto* What?
Ditto: Hit the ball!!

But it was too late. The ball hit the ground.

Ditto: Concentrate Joe. You just gave up the lead for your team. Erik, rotate positions with your team.
Erik: Got it. *Rotates positions with his teammates, and gets the ball* 2 serving 1.
Ditto: 87!!
Erik: *Hits the ball too far to the right*
Ditto: You got the score wrong by the way. It was tied by 1.
Erik: Ugh. *Runs to get the ball*
Ditto: So far, Joe, and Mr. Estrada are the only ones that got distracted. Everypony else is doing good.
Thomas: *Rotates positions with his teammates*
Joe: I guess I'm serving.
Ditto: That's right.
Erik: *Throws the ball to Joe, and returns to his position*
Joe: 2 serving 1. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Ditto: Did you hear that Erik? Hey, look at me!!
Erik: *Concentrates on the ball, and hits it*
Ditto: Nice work Erik.
Mimi Retcon: *Hits the ball, and it lands on the net*
Ditto: Who is going to get this one?
Thomas: *Runs to the net, and taps the ball*
Silver: *Hits the ball under the net*
Ditto: Hey Silver, in case you didn't notice, the ball is supposed to go over the net.
Silver: No kidding.
Joe: *Grabs the ball* 3 serving 1. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Sunny*
Sunny: *Hits the ball with her head*
Ditto: Good move there Sunny, but you're not allowed to hit the ball with your head.
Sunny: *Blushes*
Ditto: Joe, keep up the good work.
Thomas: Yeah, you're becoming just as good as me.
Joe: Nopony will ever be as good as you. 4 serving 1. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Ditto: YOUTUBE!
Erik: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: OVERALLS!!
Thomas: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: YOU'RE DOING GREAT!!
Sunny: *Hits the ball towards Mimi*
Ditto: I SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER!
Mimi Retcon: *Misses the ball*
Ditto: You almost had it Mimi.
Mimi Retcon: Did you really sleep with my sister?
Ditto: I didn't know you had one until now.
Mimi Retcon: *Throws the ball to Silver*
Silver: 2 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Thomas*
Thomas: *Accidentally catches the ball*
Ditto: Don't do that!
Thomas: I'm not trying to. *Throws the ball to Silver*
Silver: 3 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Thomas*
Thomas: Again? *Hits the ball, but it goes backwards*
Ditto: How does somepony do good with serving, but bad with hitting the ball? Please explain that to me.
Thomas: I am just as clueless as you are.
Ditto: That's why we're practicing. *Throws ball to Silver*
Silver: *Catches the ball* 4 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Mimi*
Mimi Retcon: Joe! *Sets the ball to Joe*
Ditto: Nice pass.
Joe: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: it's OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erik: *Hits the ball over the net*
Thomas: *Jumps as he hits the ball* Go over!

The ball did go over the net, and nopony else could hit it.

Ditto: Nice job there Tom.
Thomas: Thank you. Mimi, you're serving.
Mimi Retcon: Okay. *Rotates positions with her teammates, and catches the ball as Erik throws it to her* 5 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Ditto: Party like it's 1999!
Erik: *Sets the ball to Sunny*
Ditto: RUNAWAY!!
Sunny: *Sets the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Hits the ball over the net*
Thomas: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: FOUR!!
Silver: *Gets hit by the ball*
Ditto: *Laughs*
Silver: It's not funny coach. *Kicks the ball to Mimi*
Mimi: 6 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Erik: Why do you keep hitting it towards me? *Hits ball over net*
Ditto: *Fake sneeze*
Thomas: *Hits the ball backwards to Joe*
Joe: *Hits ball over net*
Ditto: ALAHA!!!!!!
Sunny: *Hits ball over net*
Ditto: Oh, *Grabs megaphone, and makes siren noises*
Joe: *Covers ears, preventing himself from hitting the ball*
Ditto: *Turns off noise* I'm going to talk into this from now on. Only concentrate on the ball.
Erik: *Rotates positions with teammates*
Thomas: Here Erik. *Throws ball to Erik*
Erik: Thanks. *Catches the ball* 5 serving 6. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Mimi*
Mimi Retcon: *About to hit the ball*
Ditto: MISS!!!!!!
Mimi Retcon: *Fails to hit the ball*
Ditto: Hey, it really worked.
Mimi Retcon: *Grabs ball, and throws it to Erik*
Erik: *Catches the ball* 6 serving 6. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Mimi*
Mimi Retcon: Again?
Erik: Getting annoying, huh?
Mimi Retcon: *Sets ball to Thomas*
Ditto: FULL METAL JACKET!!
Thomas: *Hits the ball too far to the right, and it hits Ditto's megaphone*
Ditto: *Realizes the megaphone is destroyed* Thanks a lot Thomas.
Thomas: You shouldn't have distracted me.
Ditto: Okay, just continue the game.

In the end, Thomas, Mimi, and Joe won 10 to 7.

Next morning, Ditto's team was in the semi finals.

News Pony: When do we start filming?
News Pony 4: Right now.
Camera Pony: *Aims camera at the newsanchor*
News Pony 4: In 5. 4. 3. 2.
Camera Pony: *Starts filming*
News Pony 4: The following program was recorded in high definition.
News Pony: This is Mike Richards with Allen Wood live at the semi finals of the E.V.L.
News Pony 2: It's the Canterlot Humans versus the Boston Icebergs. Starting off the game is the Icebergs as they serve the ball, but it ends up going out of bounds.
News Pony: A good start for the Humans, but who will win this ten minute round?
News Pony 2: With Thomas serving for the Humans, it should seem obvious.
Thomas: 1 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: There goes the ball, over the net, and right in the center of the court, nopony was prepared for that at all.
Crowd: *Cheering, and holding signs* Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!
Thomas: 2 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News Pony 2: This one's going high.
Iceberg Ponies: I got it!
News Pony: All six of them are going for it, and...
Iceberg Ponies: *Crash into each other making this sound: link *
News Pony 2: They didn't get the ball.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Gets the ball* 3 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News Pony 2: This one is going over for sure.
Iceberg Pony 3: *Jumps to hit the ball, but it hits his face*
News Pony: The Icebergs are blowing it.
Thomas: 4 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
Iceberg Pony 6: I got it.
Iceberg Pony 2: No, I got it!
Iceberg Pony 6: *Hits the ball*
Iceberg Pony 2: I told you I had it!!
Erik: *Hits the ball back to the arguing iceberg ponies*
Iceberg Pony 2: Get out of the way. *Pushes iceberg pony 6, but doesn't get the ball* You see what you made me do? I would've gotten that if you weren't in the way!

Five minutes passed, and the humans were still winning 11 to 6.

News Pony 2: For a pony that's really good at serving, Thomas seems to have trouble hitting the ball.
News Pony: Not only that, but he should try passing the ball to his teammates more often.
News Pony 2: The icebergs just scored another point. Mimi Retcon hit the ball out of bounds as it was heading towards her.
Iceberg Pony 5: 7 serving 11. *Hits ball*
Sunny: I got it! *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: Sunny did a fantastic job hitting that ball over the net, but it looks like it may go out of bounds.
Iceberg Pony 1: I got it! *Backs up* Wait a minute, this may go out.
News Pony 2: You're right Mike, the ball did go out of bounds there, putting the Boston Icebergs up to 8 points.
News Pony: Now there's only 4 minutes, and 58 seconds left in the game. Can the Humans keep their lead?
Iceberg Pony 5: 8 serving 11. *Hits ball, but it doesn't go far before landing on the ground*
News Pony 2: That was terrible. The Icebergs were doing so well too.
News Pony: Now the Canterlot Humans are rotating their positions, and Erik Estrada is serving.
Erik: *Catches the ball after someone throws it to him* 12 serving 8. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: It lands right on the net, and is rolling to the left. Everypony stays still.
News Pony 2: Where will that ball go?
Erik: come on.

The ball rolled to the center of the net, then fell on the Iceberg side of the court.

Crowd: *Cheering*
News Pony: The Humans have scored another point.
News Pony 2: Erik seems really pleased with the way he served that ball.
News Pony: I would be pleased too if I had the skill to do that.
Thomas: Erik, I'm jealous.
Erik: *Laughs* I know, I'm sorry.
Thomas: I meant in a good way. Keep it up.
Iceberg Pony 2: *Kicks ball to Erik, and sulks*
Erik: Cheer up amigo. 13 serving 8. *Hits the ball*

Four more minutes passed. The game was close to ending, and the Humans were winning 20 to 18. The Icebergs were serving.

News Pony: Only 48 seconds remain. Are the Icebergs going to win?
News Pony 2: Let's wait, and see.
Iceberg Pony 4: 18 serving 20. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: The ball heads towards Joe, who passes it to Silver, and he hits it over the net.
Iceberg Pony 6: *Hits the ball*
News Pony: The ball hits the net, but still goes over toward the Humans.
Thomas: *Hits the ball up*
Ponies: *Watching the ball*
Referee: It hit the ceilling!
News Pony: The ball hit the ceilling, automatically making it out of bounds.
News Pony 2: Boston catches up to Canterlot, and they're only one point behind.
Iceberg Pony 4: 19 serving 20. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: 19 seconds left. Will the Humans be able to stay in the lead?
Silver: *Hits ball over net*
Iceberg Pony 5: *Passes ball to teammate*
Iceberg Pony 1: *Hits ball over net*
Erik: That's all you Mimi, spike it.
Mimi Retcon: *Spikes the ball*
News Pony: Mimi Retcon spikes the ball over the net, and scores her team another point.

Loud horns went off.

News Pony: Time is up.
News Pony 2: Let me tell you, that was another exciting game.
News Pony: The final score is the Canterlot Humans 21, and the Boston Icebergs 19. We'll see you in three days for the championship as the Humans go up against the Manehattan Spiders.

After winning the semi finals, Ditto took his team out to celebrate at Pizza Hut.

Ditto: It was a really great game, and I'm proud of all of you.
Sunny: Thanks coach.
Silver: And we'll show those Spiders what we're capable of.
Ditto: Yeah.
Thomas: Man I still can't believe that serve you made on the net, and how the ball was just rolling on it. That was cool.
Erik: Well, when your teammate is good at serving, things happen. You know?
Thomas: I guess that's true. I have made the ball land on the net a few times, and it has rolled to the center, falling on the other team's side.
Erik: All you gotta do is just spike the ball.
Thomas: That's the problem though. I don't spike it.
Erik: Why not?
Thomas: The ball is too high, even if I do jump. I just can't reach it.
Erik: I don't know what to tell you. Increase your height, jump higher, do something.
Thomas: I'm working on it.

Suddenly, a TV turned on.

News Pony: We're showing footage of the Equestrian Volleyball League that took place hours ago in Canterlot. In one part of the game, Erik Estrada, a team member on the Canterlot Humans, served the ball, and made it roll on the net, surprising lots of ponies, and arousing our minds with a question. Is Thomas Canfield losing it?
Thomas: Somepony turn that TV off!
Waiter: *Turns off television*
Ditto: Are you okay?
Thomas: Listen Erik, I'm the best server in all of Equestria, not you.
Erik: Hey man-
Thomas: Don't hey man me!
Sunny: Thomas?
Thomas: Forget it, I'm outta here. *Leaves*

Next day, Thomas was watching TV.

News Pony: We're bringing you live footage of a riot at Walt Disney Studios. Cinderella fans are extremely angry about the Frozen Fever short that will be playing before the movie premiere.
Thomas: Bah, who cares?
Martha: *Walks toward Thomas with Kenny* Is everything alright?
Thomas: Yeah. Why isn't it okay?
Kenny: *Watching the news*
News Pony: *Talking to a rioting pony* What do you have to say about the Frozen short?
Pony 984: THAT IS THE DUMBEST QUESTION ANYONE EVER ASKED ME!! FROZEN IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER! THEY DON'T NEED TO MAKE SHORTS FROM THAT FILM!!
Martha: Let's watch something else.
Thomas: No. Leave it. I wanna watch somepony get killed. That's what all riots are about.
Kenny: Why are you talking like this dad?
Martha: Tom, come with me.

They both walked to the backyard.

Martha: What's wrong with you?
Thomas: Nothi-
Martha: Don't lie to me, it's not nothing. Something is bothering you, and I wanna know what it is.
Thomas: My teammate.
Martha: Which one?
Thomas: Erik.
Martha: What did he do?
Thomas: He's trying to take my spotlight with the serving.
Martha: No he is not. He just did something that no one was expecting to see, that's all. If someone-
Thomas: Okay, that's enough. This ain't a kid's show where a lesson gets learned everyday. I'm gonna call Erik, and apologize.

Thomas called Erik at his house.

Erik: *Eating grapes as he picks up the phone* Yeah?
Thomas: Erik, it's me.
Erik: What do you want?
Thomas: I just wanted to apologize. What I said to you back at the restaurant wasn't really nice.
Erik: Hey, I understand. If I were you, I probably would've done the same thing.
Thomas: Is that right?
Erik: Yeah. Tell you what, why don't you come over to my place?
Thomas: Yeah. Okay, I'll be right there.

At Erik's house

Erik: Ditto talked to me earlier about the way you reacted to the news. He wasn't really pleased about it.
Thomas: And, he's kicking me off the team. Right?
Erik: No, but he will do it if you screw up again.
Thomas: That would be terrible. Not only for me, but for him.
Erik: Why?
Thomas: If I was kicked off the team, I wouldn't have a job, now would I? Then, if Ditto got rid of me, he wouldn't have a good server anymore.
Erik: Then he'd be up a creek without a paddle.
Thomas: Yeah. The championship is in two days. Thanks for inviting me to your home, but I must go.
Erik: Take care.
Thomas: Same to you.

Two days later at the start of the Equestrian Volleyball League.

News Pony 4: The camera crews are ready.
News Pony: Me, and Allen are ready.
News Pony 4: Good, we'll be on the air soon. In 5. 4. 3. 2.
Camera Ponies: *Start filming*
News Pony 4: The following program was recorded in high definition.
News Pony: It's a beautiful day in Manehattan as we take a look at the championship for the Equestrian Volleyball League. I'm Mike Richards, and by my side is Allen Wood as we bring you the news about the Canterlot Humans against the Manehattan Spiders.
News Pony 2: The game hasn't started yet, but it will soon. It turns out that Thomas, and Erik are both the best servers on the Humans, after a survey a done around town. A fan of the Humans created a survey asking which pony on the Canterlot Humans was the best, and Thomas, and Erik got tied for first place.
News Pony: It looks like the game is about to start now. Speaking of Thomas on the Canterlot Humans, he is starting the game as server. The Spiders will be in for a long day.
Erik: Give it to 'em.
Thomas: You got it. 0 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: I don't know about this one.
News Pony 2: The ball looks like it won't go over!

The ball landed on the net.

Silver: I'll get it!
Thomas: Don't! If you touch it, the other team gets a point.
Spider Pony 3: Let's touch it!
Thomas: NO!!

The ball went onto the Spider's side of the net, just when somepony was about to hit it.

News Pony: That was close.
News Pony 2: Just like his partner Erik last time with the Icebergs in the Semi Finals.
News Pony: We never should have doubted Thomas. He just scored a point for his team, and the game continues on with ninteen minutes, and twenty four secounds.
Ditto: *Watching from the sideline* Tom, you had me worried for a moment.
Thomas: 1 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: The ball goes over, and three ponies on the Manehattan Spiders are prepared to return the ball.
News Pony 2: Unlike most games, in the championship, when a team has the ball served to them, they must pass the ball to their teammate at least one time.
Spider Pony 4: *Passes ball to teammate*
Spider Pony 1: *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: Silver hits the ball over, and it seems to be going high into the air.
Spider Pony 3: *Hits the ball out of bounds*
News Pony 2: That's another point for the Canterlot Humans.
Thomas: 2 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: That's a good one.
Spider Pony 3: *Backs up* I got it!

He went too far, and backed up into the wall making this sound: link

News Pony 2: He went too far, and the ball lands in bounds.
Thomas: 3 serving 0. *Hits the ball*
Spider Pony 5: Let me get it. *Hits the ball to a teammate*
Spider Pony 1: *Hits ball over net*
Erik: I got it. *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: It's a fight! Erik Estrada is hitting the ball back, and forth to Jennifer Osborne on the Spiders.
News Pony 2: None of them will give up!
Spider Pony 1: *Hits the ball*
Erik: Oh no you don't. *Hits the ball*
Spider Pony 1: Leave it on your side. *Hits the ball*
Erik: No thanks. *Hits the ball* We have a championship to win.
Spider Pony 1: *Spikes the ball*
Erik: *Gets hit, and falls on the ground*
News Pony: It looks like Erik has been hurt by Jennifer from the spike.
Mimi Retcon: *Helps Erik stand up*
Sunny: Are you alright?
Erik: I'm fine. She just caught me off guard.
Spider Pony 2: Let's win this match. 1 serving 3. *Hits the ball*
Thomas: I think he hit this one too far.
Delivery Pony: *Arrives with a piano* Did anyone order a piano?

The volleyball hit the piano, and the delivery pony went crazy.

Delivery Pony: *Hits all of the keys making this noise: link *
News Pony: I sure hope that piano didn't take any damage.
News Pony 2: I'm sure it'll be alright.
News Pony: The Humans rotate positions, and serving next is Joe Proxon.
Joe: 4 serving 1. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: The ball goes over the net. And...
Spider Pony 3: *Hits the ball*
News Pony 2: The Spiders do not make the return. The ball did not go over the net.
News Pony: Too bad for them.
Joe: We have this game in the bag.
Silver: *Laughs* You got that right.

The Canterlot Humans were winning 5 to 1. Only sixteen minutes were left in the match.

News Pony: Joe Proxon serves the ball, and...
Joe: 5 serving 1. *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: The ball heads towards the Spiders. One player hits it towards another teammate, and she hits it over.
Thomas: *Hits the ball straight up into the air*
Sunny: I got it. *Hits ball over net*
News Pony 2: Thomas, and Sunny, working together getting that ball over the net.
News Pony: The Spiders quickly hit the ball back to the Humans. They want to catch up quickly, but will they be able to?
Erik: *Hits ball to Sunny*
Sunny: *Hits ball to Mimi*
Mimi: *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: Nice passing to the teammates by Erik Estrada.
Spider Pony 5: *Hits ball over net*
News Pony 2: It seems to be going too high now. Yes, the Manehattan Spiders just made the ball hit the ceiling, making it out of bounds.
News Pony: At this rate, they'll never catch up to the Humans.
Silver: You were right Joe. We do have this in the bag.

But four minutes later, the Spiders got in the lead. The score was now 6 to 8.

News Pony: The Spiders have scored seven points in a row now.
News Pony 2: Can the Humans take back the lead? I sure hope so.
Spider Pony 4: 8 serving 6. *Hits the ball*
Thomas: That's heading towards you Silver.
Silver: I don't know if I can get it. It's going really high.
Thomas: Stay on focus.
Silver: I-i-
Thomas: Stay on focus.
Silver: *Hits the ball*
Sunny: *Hits ball over net* Nice pass.
Silver: Thanks.
News Pony 2: Manehattan just hit the ball out of bounds, so the Humans get up to 7 points. Serving next is Mimi Retcon.
Ditto: Keep it up team. Get back in the lead.
Mimi Retcon: 7 serving 8. *Hits the ball*
News Pony: I like the way this looks so far.
News Pony 2: Me too, Mimi Retcon hit the ball over, and the Spiders are scrambling around to see where the ball will land. They will do anything to stay in the lead.
Spider Pony 6: *Hits the ball backwards*
Spider Pony 2: Hey genius, you're supposed to hit it forward.
Spider Pony 6: I tried, but it's not that easy.
News Pony: This is it. Both teams are now tied by 8.
News Pony 2: Retcon gets ready to serve again.
Mimi Retcon: 8 all. *Hits the ball*
Spider Pony 3: *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: Ryan Ames failed to serve the ball to his teammates on the Spiders, causing the Humans to get back in front.
Mimi Retcon: 9 serving 8. *Hits the ball*
News Pony 2: A good shot.
Spider Pony 1: *Hits ball to teammate*
Spider Pony 3: *Hits ball over net*
Sunny: *Kicks the ball*
News Pony: You're not allowed to kick the ball in volleyball, so Sunny scored a point for the Manehattan Spiders.
Thomas: Come on Sunny!
Sunny: I'm sorry.
News Pony: Both of these teams are trying very hard to win, but both of them seem to keep fouling up.
News Pony 2: The Manehattan Spiders are now tied with the Humans by 9. Let's see where things go from here.

There was only five minutes left in the game. The Canterlot Humans were tied with the Manehattan Spiders.

News Pony: The score is now 19 to 19. Serving for the Canterlot Humans again is Thomas Canfield.
News Pony 2: Hopefully with the way he serves, Thomas can get his team back into the lead.
Thomas: I'm gonna try to serve it in a way to make them think it'll go out of bounds.
Mimi Retcon: You got this.
Thomas: I know. 19 all! *Hits the ball*
News Pony: There's the serve. It heads towards the out of bounds line.
Spider Pony 5: *Hits the ball to a teammate*
News Pony 2: I don't believe it. Max Cunningham of the Manehattan Spiders has made the pass to a teammate, and that ball is going right back where it came from.
Thomas: *Hits ball to Sunny*
Sunny: *Hits ball over net*
News Pony: 4 minutes, and 30 seconds remain. Who will win?
Spider Pony 2: Don't hit it. It's going out of bounds.
Spider Pony 5: *Goes towards the ball*
Spider Pony 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Spider Pony 5: *Hits the ball*
Spider Pony 2: We were going to win!

The ball went over the net.

Joe: *Hits the ball*
News Pony: 4 minutes, and 15 seconds remain. So far, the game is still tied at 19.
News Pony: This has been going on for nearly a minute.
Spider Pony 3: *Hits the ball*
Spider Pony 1: Nice shot.
Mimi Retcon: *Hits the ball*
Spider Pony 4: *Hits the ball*
News Pony: 3 minutes, and 50 seconds are left.
News Pony 2: Will somepony please score a point?
Ditto: Come on guys. Surely you want to win.
Joe: It's heading towards me, I got it. *Hits ball over net*
Spider Pony 2: *Hits ball back to Joe*
Joe: *Hits ball back to the second spider pony*
Spider Pony 2: *Hits ball back to Joe*
News Pony: Those two must really like each other.
News Pony 2: Otherwise, they wouldn't be hitting it to each other back, and forth.
News Pony: With 3 minutes and 35 seconds left, they better not hit it back, and forth to each other forever.
News Pony 2: Not only would that be boring, but it would also prevent both teams from winning since they are tied.
Joe: *Hits the ball towards a different pony*
Spider Pony 2: Come on!
Spider Pony 6: *Hits the ball* I don't think it's going over.
Spider Pony 3: Leave it to me. *Hits ball over net*
Spider Pony 6: Good shot.
Silver: I got it. *Hits ball over net*
Joe: I doubt they'll get that one.
Spider Pony 4: *Dives, and hits the ball*
News Pony: Did you see that?! Johnny Saint dived to hit the ball. That was really cool.
News Pony 2: That ball was close to hitting the ground too.
News Pony: Only 3 minutes are left. Let's see where things go from here. The humans are hitting the ball back to the Spiders.
Spider Pony 3: *Hits the ball to a teammate*
Spider Pony 2: *Hits ball over net*
Thomas: *Hits the ball*
News Pony: A nice shot by Thomas.
News Pony 2: The Spiders make the return.
Erik: This one is mine. *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: Fantastic. Now if only you could win the championship.
News Pony: 2 minutes, and 45 seconds remain.
News Pony 2: If this keeps up, no one will win.
Spider Pony 4: *Hits ball over net* We gotta score a point here guys. The game is almost over.
Mimi Retcon: *Hits ball over net*
Erik: Good shot. Let's hope that those Spiders-
Spider Pony 1: *Hits ball over net*
Erik: don't.. return it. *Hits ball over net*
Spider Pony 6: *Hits the ball*
News Pony 2: 2 minutes, and 30 seconds.
News Pony: Time is running out.
Ditto: *Has an idea appear in his head*
Thomas: *Hits the ball back to the Spiders*
Ditto: *Loudly pretends to cough*
Spider Pony 1: *Gets distracted, and hits the ball*
Spider Pony 4: That's going out of bounds. *Runs to ball, and hits it over the net*
Spider Pony 1: Their coach is trying to distract us. Is that against the rules?
Spider Pony 4: I don't think so.
News Pony: 2 minutes, and 15 seconds remain. The game is still tied at 19.
News Pony 2: Everypony is trying their best. The Manehattan Spiders have just hit the ball back to the Humans.
Silver: *Hits the ball*

The ball hit the net, but it still went over.

Spider Pony 4: *Hits the ball back*
Mimi Retcon: *Hits the ball to Erik*
Erik: *Hits the ball*
News Pony: 1 minute, and 50 seconds remain.
News Pony 2: Good, because I'm getting tired, and bored. Let me know who wins.
Spider Pony 3: *Spikes the ball*
Joe: *About to hit the ball, but it hits him, and he falls on the ground*

The ball went up after hitting Joe's face.

Thomas: *Runs up to Joe's spot*
Erik: Spike it!!
Thomas: *Spikes the ball*
News Pony: Thomas spiked the ball!
News Pony 2: And nopony on the Manehattan Spiders was able to hit it back.
News Pony: The Canterlot Humans are winning again.
Ditto: Good work Thomas. Good work.

The Humans won the championship, and all of the players got a trophy.

Sunny: That was great Tom, just wonderful.
Thomas: Thanks.
Ditto: Thomas, you finally did it. You spiked it.
Thomas: I know.
Erik: Good job partner.
Thomas: Thanks a lot. Hey listen, I gotta go. I appreciate all of the thanks you're giving me, but I need to go.
Ditto: We'll see you later then.
Thomas: Yeah. During the next E.V.L tournament. I'm looking forward to that.
Ditto: So are we.

The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.