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Episode 8: The Secret Unicorn Club

June 1, 1951

Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her next assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.

Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn you can't join.
Honey: Who would want to join your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme: Me too.
Honey: What for?
Jeff: He's offering us free things, like food and alcohol.
Gordon: Too bad you're not a unicorn. Leave!
Honey: Fine, I'll leave. But I just want you to know that this is a dumb idea *walks away*
Passengers: *walking...

Five LOVE TO HATE video game villains

posted by Canada24

#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..

#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..

#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..

#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..

#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't love Bowser..

5 games to make you feel guilty:

posted by Canada24

#5: LAST OF US: SAVING ELLIE:

Even if you agree with Joel's decision to take Ellie away from the hospital.

Did he really have to kill the doctors?.. Espically in such a brutal fashion.

I haven't played the game. But is it possible he could of just talked to them?

No. Joel snaps. Having lost one daughter already, he decides that saving Ellie is more important than saving everyone else, and busts her out in a roaring rampage of bloodshed.

Theres no moral choice here. Joel has made the decision for Ellie "and the player".

You've doomed mankind to indefinite suffering. And you didn't get any other...

Top ten saddest deaths in video games

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Who "hasn't" teared up at seeing one of the few decent characters of Red Dead Redemption gunned down and left to be found by Abrigal and Jack.. And it leaves the question.. "Can one truly escape their past sins?".. John wasn't always the good man yousee in the game. It's implied was a complete monster at one point in time. This was bound to happen one point or another.. But at least he died redeeming himself.. Finally doing something selfless (in truth, he only did all the events of the game for "his" benefit in the long run).

#2: AERITH (Final Fantasy...

My top ten Walking Dead characters, SHOW

posted by Canada24

#10: RICK GRIMES:
Yeah.. He's number 10.
I just feel very mixed about him at this stage.. I liked him in season 3.. But he just started becoming TOO brutal at the point of Alaxandria. To the point of being no better than the villains.. And now. And than he spent a bunch of time just moping.. And now, Rick is back.. But not sure how I feel anymore..

#9: ABRAHAM FORDE:
What's not to love about him..

#8: T-DOG:
Damn you for killing him off!.. Damn you!

#7: GARETH:
I love the twisted charm about him.. He's so calm, only scared when he has no way out, and knows his time has come..

#6: TYREESE:
He's dead.....

My top 5 favourite characters from walking dead, COMICS

posted by Canada24

I only read the first six so far.. So only can make 5

#1: RICK GRIMES

Rick is my favorite character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.

A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..

In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..

And lets not forget that speech

RICK: I killed Dexter to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew you people would be scared if you...

Canada24 halloween review: THIS DARK EARTH:

posted by Canada24

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As part of my job, I decided to do a lot of reading on my breaks.. It took me many months to finally end it, convient I was still reading it in October, and now doing a review of it..

Why... This is a zombie book.. A DEEP zombie story, this shit is... Jesus, it gets really fucked up.. Though I guess John Hornor Jacobs was going for that.. It's a really well known read, worth reading. But the internet doesn't say much about it.. So there's no Wikipedia plot summary, so truthfully I don't know if I fully understand. I had to really think back to everything, and I think I got it now..

So.. We start...

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Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) trivia (1)

posted by DisneyPrince88

1.Freddy's sweater was knitted by Judy Graham, the same woman who knitted Freddy's sweater in the original A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

2.Wes Craven was reportedly not approached about this remake. He has however publicly spoken against it.

3.Rooney Mara (2010's Nancy) hated being in this movie so much that she almost quit acting.

4.Johnny Depp accompanied his friend Jackie Earle Haley to auditions for A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). Instead of Haley being chosen for a role, it was Depp who was spotted by director Wes Craven, who asked him if he would like to read for a part. Depp got a...

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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 07 - TeamFourStar

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BoJACK PART 10:

posted by Canada24

Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say

"I told you so"

And I'll say

"Don't have too rub it in"

And he'll say

"Yes I do"

And than he'll pour coffee onto me.

And I'll say

"Dick"

And he'll say

"Thank you"

either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This show is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"

The show is an asshole.

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Monster part 15: (37 and 38)

posted by Canada24

So.. Here's another review..

The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.

But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.

This show has kind of animation.. All anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.

But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD

BOJACK PART 8

posted by Canada24

So now we're at season two.. I watched the first four episodes

If I'm being 100% serious, this isn't really the greatest show ever.. It's good and all. great cast.

But it's so friggin depressing.. And not really mixed in with any real laughs.
The vibe this show is giving me is that life sucks, there's no joy in life, and nothing has any true meaning in life.

So.. Yeah..

But hey.. I would be lying if there were NO jokes.

Like the facts the Carlene STILL believes the little kid is a real person, and not a obvious disguise.

And Todd going back too his lack of confidence after ONE tiny insult.

So yeah.....

To 7 good writers who wrote bad stories

posted by Canada24

#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like you wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy pasta ruins her so instantly..

#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..

#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...

Bojack Part 6 (episodes 9 and 10)

posted by Canada24

I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.

It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".

And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.

I love you Todd..

Anyway.. The show is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.

We're almost done season 1 anyway, next week join me for the conclusion of season 1..

Canada24 reviews SAW 2

posted by Canada24

While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest movies I know.

Saw 2 is more what people THINK of when you talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, by laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...

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SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3

posted by Canada24

Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought you were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were you so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that you were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That you meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But you never...

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MONSTER PART 9: (from episodes 21 to 24)

posted by Canada24

sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion or something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the show becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
Or even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)

BoJack Par 2: (episodes 2 and 3) EDITED

posted by Canada24

I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I said before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it by the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...

Farcry/GTA crossover: ... PART 3

posted by Canada24

Sally found Dash alone at her house, being one of the few times she actually uses a joint of Marijuana. And considering all that happened, who wouldn't.

"Hey sis.. I heard your kinda upset" Sally said.

"I don't wanna talk about it.. Please leave me alone" Dash said, trying to get the lighter off child block.

"Well, clearly there must be better ways to deal with it" Sally said, stealing away the lighter.

"... Packie's dead.. Okay" Dash said, tearfully.

Sally hugged her.

"I know, Jimmy told me" Sally said softly.

"Do you know how it happened?" Sally asked.

"Dose it matter?" Dash tearfully said, still...

TOP TEN GREATEST LA NOIRE BATTLES

posted by Canada24

#1: FALLEN ANGEL:
At the end. When you reach the abandoned movie set..

#2: BANK:
In one of the random encounters. You stop bank robbers "the old fashioned way".
Plus.. There's another bank robbery battle when your a patrol officer in the beginning..

#3: THE POLITE INVITATION:
My personal favorite.
The ending mansion battle..

#4: QUARTER MOON MURDERS:
Gerald Mason is one of the greatest villains in a video game.
It's only fitting that he goes out that way.
You chase him though tunnels, shooting at him.
He's tricky, but you don't really care.
Besides. There's lots and lots of cover..

#5: BLACK CEASER:
The...