Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s- Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the top of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)
Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!? Morgan: That's about the size of it. Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE! Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy! Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And you gone crazy. Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear! Rick: Fiiiiiine.
Shane: (in Rick's coma) by the way. I'm gonna start a random relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...
#1: Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't you gotten it back for me, friend-brother? Johnny: One word: business. Like I told you when you were in there, or were you so busy playing holier-than-thou you started believing your own bullshit? Billy: GET! MY! BIKE! Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2: Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo- Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) YOU GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3: Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING: Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person. Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves. Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to). When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted by most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole). And she is eventually possessed by Bathsheba herself. And tired murdering her youngest daughter. But protagonists stop her....
Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.
I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.
Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are you doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the day after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and you can definitely wait for success.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Case Cracker is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour* Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on! Case Cracker: I've been working for this pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead! Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us? Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my guns from the glove compartment. Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" elephant of the room.. Cage..
I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air.. When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(
Sociopath: At times.
Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.
Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.
Jerk Ass: At times . Not Good with Rejection: Apple Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.
All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.
#1: MAN: Young man? You trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man". What else you gonna say? "Fresh"? LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, you know, but--that's for online--but, what are you out doing? MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed. LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen. MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.
#2: GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!? LAZLOW: Do you not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!
#3: Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...