I&# 39; M YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE!! |
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I'M YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
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He WAS weird.. He was the smartest, toughest,... |
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He WAS weird.. He was the smartest, toughest, weirdest kid in Canada.
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Scooter buddy! Scoooooter, buuuuuddy!! |
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Scooter buddy! Scoooooter, buuuuuddy!!
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Now go. I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or... |
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Now go. I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.
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What&# 39; s your problem eh!? Why aren&# 39; t you scared of... |
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What's your problem eh!? Why aren't you scared of me!?
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I had a tough upcoming! My daddy! Was not! Nice to... |
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I had a tough upcoming! My daddy! Was not! Nice to me!
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Grrr.. I&# 39; ll show you a fuckin mind fuck!! |
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Grrr.. I'll show you a fuckin mind fuck!!
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I&# 39; ll swing by and sign the contacts, just ignore... |
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I'll swing by and sign the contacts, just ignore the bodies
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I don&# 39; t wanna be clipped on my first HOOWAA!! |
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I don't wanna be clipped on my first HOOWAA!!
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You can&# 39; t fuckin hustle a hustler! |
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You can't fuckin hustle a hustler!
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Hey, cowboy, you mind that I fucked your old... |
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Hey, cowboy, you mind that I fucked your old lady!?
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Just remember I&# 39; m watching though the scoop of a... |
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Just remember I'm watching though the scoop of a rifle.
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I don&# 39; t even SOUND that Canadian! |
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I don't even SOUND that Canadian!
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I&# 39; ll rip your fuckin throat out, and stuff a turd... |
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I'll rip your fuckin throat out, and stuff a turd down the hole!
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This! IS! The fuck, my friend! |
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This! IS! The fuck, my friend!
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NEXT TIME DON&# 39; T GET IN MY FUCKIN FACE!! |
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NEXT TIME DON'T GET IN MY FUCKIN FACE!!
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(tasks off mask in opening heist) If I die, I&# 39; ll... |
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(tasks off mask in opening heist) If I die, I'll die breathing right,
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YOUR GET WORSE THAN HURT!! |
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YOUR GET WORSE THAN HURT!!
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Ohh.. Were you get the pussy Micheal? |
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Ohh.. Were you get the pussy Micheal?
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Cute but stupid
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Nothing!? Didn&# 39; t seem like nothing. I don&# 39; t THINK... |
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Nothing!? Didn't seem like nothing. I don't THINK it was nothing!
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Old man!? Wells how&# 39; s THIS for an old man!! |
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Old man!? Wells how's THIS for an old man!!
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You motherfucking FUCK!!
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You know.. You had me at sucide pack |
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You know.. You had me at sucide pack
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The world dosen&# 39; t need any more sarcasm! It&# 39; s the... |
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The world dosen't need any more sarcasm! It's the blight of the age!
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Your such a depressing sinic |
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Your such a depressing sinic
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I&# 39; m sorry I&# 39; m a human with thoughts, band feelings,... |
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I'm sorry I'm a human with thoughts,band feelings, and emotions
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I thought I was the one judas! I&# 39; M SURROUNDED BY... |
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I thought I was the one judas! I'M SURROUNDED BY THEM!!
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You wanna kill me!? TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT!! |
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You wanna kill me!? TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT!!
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I&# 39; m not above ripping open your chest! Too see... |
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I'm not above ripping open your chest! Too see what replaced your heart!
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Your a creepy, lonely, paranoid, excuse of a man |
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Your a creepy, lonely, paranoid, excuse of a man
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You raptorian mother- FUCKER!! |
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You raptorian mother-FUCKER!!
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I spend a LOT of time with people I don&# 39; t like.... |
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I spend a LOT of time with people I don't like. It's one of my favorite hobbies
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Removed from the gene pool! |
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Removed from the gene pool!
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I LIKE IT! Denial! That&# 39; s the first part of giving... |
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I LIKE IT! Denial! That's the first part of giving process brothers
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This is a joke with no punch line! |
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This is a joke with no punch line!
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Step right up! STEP RIGHT UP!! |
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Step right up! STEP RIGHT UP!!
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FORGOT HOW TO USE YOUR HORN!? HAVE SOME RESPECT... |
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FORGOT HOW TO USE YOUR HORN!? HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR PREDESTINES!!
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Well guess who&# 39; s come o shit on your doorstep you... |
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Well guess who's come o shit on your doorstep you fuck!
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RUN YOU LITTLE FUCK!!
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The mooch really IS loose, now!! |
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The mooch really IS loose, now!!
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Today is going one of two ways friends! |
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Today is going one of two ways friends!
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Start writing those names on tombstones!! |
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Start writing those names on tombstones!!
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You can jerk me off if I get bored. I&# 39; m kidding!... |
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You can jerk me off if I get bored. I'm kidding! You can suck me off.
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You look like you struggle with simple tasks. |
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You look like you struggle with simple tasks.
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Lube up your eye hole, fucker, &# 39; cause I&# 39; m gonna... |
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Lube up your eye hole, fucker, 'cause I'm gonna fuck your tiny mind!
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I&# 39; m about ready to turn you into roadkill! |
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I'm about ready to turn you into roadkill!
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I&# 39; m gonna stick my boy in your eye, it&# 39; s gonna... |
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I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear!
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Get the fuck out of here! And go dig yourself a... |
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Get the fuck out of here! And go dig yourself a hole!!
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You make me want a lobotomy! |
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You make me want a lobotomy!
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[ intentionally running into somebody] Oh, by the... |
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[intentionally running into somebody] Oh, by the way, that's entirely your fault.
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I&# 39; ll operate YOU under the influence if you&# 39; re not... |
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I'll operate YOU under the influence if you're not careful.
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It&# 39; s like... pornography or a perfect turd.. |
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It's like... pornography or a perfect turd..
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I&# 39; m fucking new in town, I&# 39; m making friends, so... |
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I'm fucking new in town, I'm making friends, so lets party!!
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[ hitting another car] You wanna end up in the... |
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[hitting another car] You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?!
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We&# 39; re like modern America. We just get ourselves a... |
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We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!
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It&# 39; s not even the biggest TOOL in the room!! |
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It's not even the biggest TOOL in the room!!
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So we are clear, you look like a tit. |
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So we are clear, you look like a tit.
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I am diversif- ication personif- ied... or... |
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I am diversification personified... or personification diversified.
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Bring me my coffee or I&# 39; m gonna cut your arm off. |
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Bring me my coffee or I'm gonna cut your arm off.
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Question my questions again, I&# 39; ll slit your... |
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Question my questions again, I'll slit your throat..
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You fucking Judas! You&# 39; re just like him! |
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You fucking Judas! You're just like him!
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Me the psycho? NO, you are the CRAZIEST FUCKIN&# 39;... |
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Me the psycho? NO, you are the CRAZIEST FUCKIN' CHICK I'VE EVER MET! I LOVE YOU!!
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Find a happy place, you zen cock! |
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Find a happy place, you zen cock!
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Hold on to your pointed hats!! |
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Hold on to your pointed hats!!
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You better not put me on your show you fucking... |
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You better not put me on your show you fucking prick!!
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bitter as fucking vinegar. |
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bitter as fucking vinegar.
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You people, are not very, FUCKING NICE!! |
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You people, are not very, FUCKING NICE!!
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