Canada24's club.. Trevor Phillips quotes (Cause I kinda forgot how much the dude a friggin badass)

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He WAS weird.. He was the smartest, toughest,...
He WAS weird.. He was the smartest, toughest, weirdest kid in Canada.
Scooter buddy! Scoooooter, buuuuuddy!!
Scooter buddy! Scoooooter, buuuuuddy!!
I&# 39; M YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
I'M YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
Now go. I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or...
Now go. I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.
What&# 39; s your problem eh!? Why aren&# 39; t you scared of...
What's your problem eh!? Why aren't you scared of me!?
I had a tough upcoming! My daddy! Was not! Nice to...
I had a tough upcoming! My daddy! Was not! Nice to me!
Grrr.. I&# 39; ll show you a fuckin mind fuck!!
Grrr.. I'll show you a fuckin mind fuck!!
I&# 39; ll swing by and sign the contacts, just ignore...
I'll swing by and sign the contacts, just ignore the bodies
I don&# 39; t wanna be clipped on my first HOOWAA!!
I don't wanna be clipped on my first HOOWAA!!
You can&# 39; t fuckin hustle a hustler!
You can't fuckin hustle a hustler!
Hey, cowboy, you mind that I fucked your old...
Hey, cowboy, you mind that I fucked your old lady!?
Just remember I&# 39; m watching though the scoop of a...
Just remember I'm watching though the scoop of a rifle.
I don&# 39; t even SOUND that Canadian!
I don't even SOUND that Canadian!
I&# 39; ll rip your fuckin throat out, and stuff a turd...
I'll rip your fuckin throat out, and stuff a turd down the hole!
This! IS! The fuck, my friend!
This! IS! The fuck, my friend!
NEXT TIME DON&# 39; T GET IN MY FUCKIN FACE!!
NEXT TIME DON'T GET IN MY FUCKIN FACE!!
(tasks off mask in opening heist) If I die, I&# 39; ll...
(tasks off mask in opening heist) If I die, I'll die breathing right,
YOUR GET WORSE THAN HURT!!
YOUR GET WORSE THAN HURT!!
Ohh.. Were you get the pussy Micheal?
Ohh.. Were you get the pussy Micheal?
Cute but stupid
Cute but stupid
Nothing!? Didn&# 39; t seem like nothing. I don&# 39; t THINK...
Nothing!? Didn't seem like nothing. I don't THINK it was nothing!
Old man!? Wells how&# 39; s THIS for an old man!!
Old man!? Wells how's THIS for an old man!!
You motherfucking FUCK!!
You motherfucking FUCK!!
You know.. You had me at sucide pack
You know.. You had me at sucide pack
The world dosen&# 39; t need any more sarcasm! It&# 39; s the...
The world dosen't need any more sarcasm! It's the blight of the age!
Your such a depressing sinic
Your such a depressing sinic
I&# 39; m sorry I&# 39; m a human with thoughts, band feelings,...
I'm sorry I'm a human with thoughts,band feelings, and emotions
I thought I was the one judas! I&# 39; M SURROUNDED BY...
I thought I was the one judas! I'M SURROUNDED BY THEM!!
You wanna kill me!? TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT!!
You wanna kill me!? TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT!!
I&# 39; m not above ripping open your chest! Too see...
I'm not above ripping open your chest! Too see what replaced your heart!
Your a creepy, lonely, paranoid, excuse of a man
Your a creepy, lonely, paranoid, excuse of a man
You raptorian mother- FUCKER!!
You raptorian mother-FUCKER!!
I spend a LOT of time with people I don&# 39; t like....
I spend a LOT of time with people I don't like. It's one of my favorite hobbies
Removed from the gene pool!
Removed from the gene pool!
I LIKE IT! Denial! That&# 39; s the first part of giving...
I LIKE IT! Denial! That's the first part of giving process brothers
This is a joke with no punch line!
This is a joke with no punch line!
Step right up! STEP RIGHT UP!!
Step right up! STEP RIGHT UP!!
FORGOT HOW TO USE YOUR HORN!? HAVE SOME RESPECT...
FORGOT HOW TO USE YOUR HORN!? HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR PREDESTINES!!
Well guess who&# 39; s come o shit on your doorstep you...
Well guess who's come o shit on your doorstep you fuck!
RUN YOU LITTLE FUCK!!
RUN YOU LITTLE FUCK!!
The mooch really IS loose, now!!
The mooch really IS loose, now!!
Today is going one of two ways friends!
Today is going one of two ways friends!
Start writing those names on tombstones!!
Start writing those names on tombstones!!
You can jerk me off if I get bored. I&# 39; m kidding!...
You can jerk me off if I get bored. I'm kidding! You can suck me off.
You look like you struggle with simple tasks.
You look like you struggle with simple tasks.
Lube up your eye hole, fucker, &# 39; cause I&# 39; m gonna...
Lube up your eye hole, fucker, 'cause I'm gonna fuck your tiny mind!
I&# 39; m about ready to turn you into roadkill!
I'm about ready to turn you into roadkill!
I&# 39; m gonna stick my boy in your eye, it&# 39; s gonna...
I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear!
Get the fuck out of here! And go dig yourself a...
Get the fuck out of here! And go dig yourself a hole!!
You make me want a lobotomy!
You make me want a lobotomy!
[ intentionally running into somebody] Oh, by the...
[intentionally running into somebody] Oh, by the way, that's entirely your fault.
I&# 39; ll operate YOU under the influence if you&# 39; re not...
I'll operate YOU under the influence if you're not careful.
It&# 39; s like... pornography or a perfect turd..
It's like... pornography or a perfect turd..
I&# 39; m fucking new in town, I&# 39; m making friends, so...
I'm fucking new in town, I'm making friends, so lets party!!
[ hitting another car] You wanna end up in the...
[hitting another car] You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?!
We&# 39; re like modern America. We just get ourselves a...
We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!
It&# 39; s not even the biggest TOOL in the room!!
It's not even the biggest TOOL in the room!!
So we are clear, you look like a tit.
So we are clear, you look like a tit.
I am diversif- ication personif- ied... or...
I am diversification personified... or personification diversified.
Bring me my coffee or I&# 39; m gonna cut your arm off.
Bring me my coffee or I'm gonna cut your arm off.
Question my questions again, I&# 39; ll slit your...
Question my questions again, I'll slit your throat..
You fucking Judas! You&# 39; re just like him!
You fucking Judas! You're just like him!
Me the psycho? NO, you are the CRAZIEST FUCKIN&# 39;...
Me the psycho? NO, you are the CRAZIEST FUCKIN' CHICK I'VE EVER MET! I LOVE YOU!!
Find a happy place, you zen cock!
Find a happy place, you zen cock!
Hold on to your pointed hats!!
Hold on to your pointed hats!!
You better not put me on your show you fucking...
You better not put me on your show you fucking prick!!
bitter as fucking vinegar.
bitter as fucking vinegar.
You people, are not very, FUCKING NICE!!
You people, are not very, FUCKING NICE!!
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 Canada24 posted 5 months ago
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